Lemonjello's intermittent skullduggery

[lemonjello]

Nothing to say really, but as a SENIOR member I felt I should have my own thread. Please do not follow anything in this thread as YOU COULD LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY. That's right. YOU COULD LOSE EVERY SINGLE CENT OF YOUR MONEY.





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[lemonjello]

How dry I am...

Ok, then.

Anybody remember this thread about EtOH from April ?

http://www.mrmarketishuge.com/showthread.php?t=1316&page=3&highlight=ethanol

Well guess what ?

http://www.cbot.com/cbot/pub/page/0,,1754+chart,00.html?symb=AX&month=M&year=06&period=W&varminutes=&study=&study0=&study1=&study2=&study3=&bartype=BAR&bardensity=LOW

[billyjoe]

lemon,
Did you buy it?

billyjoe

[lemonjello]

marketwatch.com
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The Alternative Refueling System Act of 2006 -- sponsored by Sens. John Thune, R-S.D., Ken Salazar, D-Colo., Barack Obama, D-Ill., and Talent -- is designed to extend that kind of availability. A version of the legislation has also been introduced in the House.
Under the Senate bill, gas stations could be reimbursed for 30% of the cost, up to $30,000, for each new fueling system they add that can dispense biofuel. Stations can apply for the reimbursement up to two times.
Retail stations can also tap a new federal income-tax credit if they install pumps that dispense biofuel. The tax credit, which was included in the energy bill passed by Congress last year, provides up to $30,000 per property for the installation of alternative fueling systems.
"We've been inundated with calls from [gasoline] retailers" interested in the tax credit, said Kautz.
There are currently about 5 million flexible-fuel vehicles in the U.S., out of the slightly more than 221 million vehicles registered, according to Federal Highway Administration.
The big three automakers produce the bulk of the flexible-fuel vehicles sold in the U.S. and have announced plans to roll out more in the coming years. In 2004, U.S. automakers made 674,678 flexible-fuel vehicles available, according to the Energy Information Administration, the statistical arm of the Energy Department. This was down from 859,261 made available in 2003.
General Motors has announced plans to add more than 400,000 vehicles to its fleet in 2006 that can run on ethanol. Ford will have put 2 million flexible fuel vehicles on the road by the end of 2006, according to the company.

[lemonjello]

I thought you were gonna buy it.

lemon,
Did you buy it?

billyjoe

[mrmarket]

Remember in "My Best Friend's Wedding", Julia Roberts told Cameron Diaz that she couldn't be jello.

Great thread buster...keep it up top!

[spikefader]

lol lemon; nice intro! jejeje lol Can't wait to read more.

[lemonjello]

Pretty Jello Woman

Julia can be my Jell-O anytime.



Julianne Potter (Julia Roberts): Crème brûlée can never be Jell-O. YOU could never be Jell-O.

Kimmy Wallace (Cameron Diaz): I HAVE to be Jell-O!

Julianne Potter (Julia Roberts): You're never gonna be Jell-O!

Remember in "My Best Friend's Wedding", Julia Roberts told Cameron Diaz that she couldn't be jello.

Great thread buster...keep it up top!

[lemonjello]

Priceless...

Here's a recent IPO that I'm looking at.

Mastercard - MA. These guys run a money machine.

Any thoughts?

The CEO just bought around $4.5 million shares and he's not alone.

MM will like their earnings-

http://investorrelations.mastercardintl.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=148835&p=irol-newsArticle_Print&ID=851016&highlight=

[IIC]

Here's a recent IPO that I'm looking at.

Mastercard - MA. These guys run a money machine.

Any thoughts?

The CEO just bought around $4.5 million shares and he's not alone.

MM will like their earnings-

http://investorrelations.mastercardi...016&highlight=

I was watching it the day it came online...But I also read that there are a lot of legal fees to pay at MA...The article said something about new investors taking on the legal problems...I have no idea if it is true and cannot remember where I saw it...But you may want to do some dd...Just a heads up...sorry I don't have any details...Best, Doug(IIC)

[Rob]

Master-slave Relationship

Mastercard - MA. . . . Any thoughts?

Jello, anything that enslaves a large portion of the population must be a good investment in the long term. Why do you think they call it "Master" card?

[lemonjello]

Booyah

Apparently MA was on Cramer's circus yesterday.

It's definitely started moving.

[lemonjello]

I won't be answering my phone during the crash

Are too many people expecting a plummet this summer for it to happen?

Here's an interesting link to a VIX chart from the 87 crash from minyanville.com ->
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http://www.minyanville.com/assets/File/sg407545.gif

For anyone with a weak stomach, you may not want to look at the chart in this Buzz - Bennet Sedacca - 11:36 AM

I remember October 1987 well. All too well. With only 6 years under my belt, I felt smart, but now seasoned. Well crashed will season. No, I am not calling for a crash, just a sharp correction.

But you wanna see fear? And I mean REAL FEAR. This is a chart of the VXO during the crash of 1987. Was relatively benign a week or two before that horrid event, but look what happened once the fear machine got rolling. In VIX terms, it actually got to 250.

What else happened? Dealers wouldn’t answer their phones or honor bids. Spu’s would routinely trade 20 and 30 handles BELOW cash and that was when the S&P was at 300. Not trying to scare anyone here, just trying to bring some clarity to what many feel can happen if the wheels of fear get rolling……

[spikefader]

Good post.

[Rob]

Fear

But you wanna see fear? And I mean REAL FEAR. This is a chart of the VXO during the crash of 1987.

Stop it, Jello! You're frightening me!