Cramer's Rants / Stockl's Lemons

[billyjoe]

Cramer 10/18/06

Cramer really likes PCU. He says they've kicked the commies out of Peru and arrested the one's they could catch, made a deal with the copper workers, and continue to get it out of the ground very cheaply. I just used aluminum to put my electric lines underground since the copper wire alone would have cost $1500. PCU gets it for about .17 lb. sells it for 3.50. Cramer doesn't see a big dip in copper prices since demand continues.

LIKES: RATE IACI PCU PAAS DIS CBS WEN VAR BEC CTSH JCP T

HATES: JDSUD XMSR ROCK JEC UPS

Stocklemon : update on HSOA.. everything getting worse , unaudited financials, paid too much for a bad company that isn't making money (Fireline) creditors knocking on the doors, house of cards collapsing.

-----------billyjoe

[billyjoe]

No report on today's show. Watched baseball game instead.
GO TIGERS !

But, looking back on Cramer's game plan for this week, here's what happened.
Cramer 10/06/06 "Next week buy the following stocks before earnings. I think they'll all beat estimates. INFY MON COST GCI " Here's the results :

Stock----10/9/06----10/13/06----- Earnings Result

INFY------48.26-------52.03--------beat estimates by 11%
MON------47.50-------45.90--------missed estimates by 22%
COST-----49.64-------53.20--------beat estimates by 3%
GCI-------56.74-------57.07--------matched analysts estimates

--------billyjoe

[IIC]

The Mad Man Of Wall Street:

http://money.aol.com/thestreet/investing/cramers-25-tips

[billyjoe]

Cramer 10/12/06

Bull market is in tech, casual dining , retail. Money is flowing into these from oil and staples. Buy the obvious in each group not the obscure. Tech does well every 4th quarter.

LIKES: ORCL GOOG ADBE QCOM CSCO AAPL MOT MSFT AMD SONC COST HET COF PD INFY AMAT RVSN TGT LOW SHLD SBUX

HATES: PRFT MHGC ACOR YHOO EBAY CHK LM GCI NRPH ANF

----------billyjoe

[IIC]

I hold in my hand a photograph of Andrew(Andy) Left and someone who looks a lot like you. Do you deny knowing Andy Left ? Also, coincidentally, who is posting on page 1 of the seekingalpha website today right under the SYX story? None other than Bambi Francisco. Just a happenstance ?

------------billyjoe

Sure thing "Sherlock"...You shoulda been a detective...IIC

[peanuts]

I hold in my hand a photograph of Andrew(Andy) Left and someone who looks a lot like you. Do you deny knowing Andy Left ? Also, coincidentally, who is posting on page 1 of the seekingalpha website today right under the SYX story? None other than Bambi Francisco. Just a happenstance ?

------------billyjoe

I'd love to know what you are talking about

[billyjoe]

Just to set the record straight...A few people mentioned elsewhere that I might be the Stocklemon guy or affiliated with them...Well, I'm not...IIC

I hold in my hand a photograph of Andrew(Andy) Left and someone who looks a lot like you. Do you deny knowing Andy Left ? Also, coincidentally, who is posting on page 1 of the seekingalpha website today right under the SYX story? None other than Bambi Francisco. Just a happenstance ?

------------billyjoe

[IIC]

Told 'ya...there it is...the crystal ball is rarely wrong...lol

Of course it sorta helped that I had already read an advance copy of the article...IIC

Just to set the record straight...A few people mentioned elsewhere that I might be the Stocklemon guy or affiliated with them...Well, I'm not...IIC

[IIC]

My Crystal Ball says that SYX will be featured at http://Stocklemon.com

Told 'ya...there it is...the crystal ball is rarely wrong...lol

Of course it sorta helped that I had already read an advance copy of the article...IIC

[IIC]

My Crystal Ball says that SYX will be featured at http://Stocklemon.com

[billyjoe]

Cramer 10/11/06

Successful spinoffs usually involve dis-similar companies such as Sara Lee and Hanes as opposed to similar company spinoffs GM and Delphi.

LIKES: HBI UARM PNRA YUM SBUX LOW LRCX YHOO DNA BA LEN

HATES : JOSB PBG AMTD SYX DO JLG RNVS ADS ML


Stocklemon Update Interoil AMEX: IOC has no CFO, no oil, restated financials, no pipeline deal, auditor concerns, huge writedowns looming. Despite all this, Raymond James analyst still likes it. Says they've hit gas, not oil, but you can't get natural gas out of the middle of nowhere in Papua New Guinea. IOC closing price today 17.41.

-----------billyjoe

[IIC]

Cramer 10/10/06

Time to move out of the staples (cereal , food) and into financials , tech , cyclicals.

LIKES: CAT SHLD ASD AIG R HPQ CAL LEN UAUA USG CAB SWHC DRIV

HATES: WMT TASR RDC SIRI BID QSII HLF

----------billyjoe

WAIT A MINUTE!!!...How is SWHC a Financial, Tech or Cyclical stock???...Seems like it is more akin to the CEREAL group...Remember when you used to get a straw at the breakfast table...Get a few Rice Krispies in your mouth and shoot them thru the straw at your little sister???...Maybe Jim didn't have a little sister???

[billyjoe]

Cramer 10/10/06

Time to move out of the staples (cereal , food) and into financials , tech , cyclicals.

LIKES: CAT SHLD ASD AIG R HPQ CAL LEN UAUA USG CAB SWHC DRIV

HATES: WMT TASR RDC SIRI BID QSII HLF

----------billyjoe

[IIC]

Cramer 10/09/06


LIKES: GES BA GD GOOG S CVS GIGM AUY EEP ORCL TWX ISCA SBUX NITE LEA ALV

HATES: AH SFLY BRCM VPHM WFR RIG UPS OVEN SUP

Says buy SAI IPO sometime this week if you can get in @20-22

---------billyjoe

WHAT!?!?...I sell GIGM last week and now he pumps it...He pumps LVLT and I buy it...Now he doesn't even talk about it...I'm up 1 cent on LVLT as I held thru the recent drop...IIC

[billyjoe]

Cramer 10/09/06


LIKES: GES BA GD GOOG S CVS GIGM AUY EEP ORCL TWX ISCA SBUX NITE LEA ALV

HATES: AH SFLY BRCM VPHM WFR RIG UPS OVEN SUP

Says buy SAI IPO sometime this week if you can get in @20-22

---------billyjoe