Cramer's Rants / Stockl's Lemons

[billyjoe]

Peanuts,
HWG has been getting mention a lot lately. Maybe people who thought they'd make their fortune from rising nat. gas will if they buy now.
-------billyjoe

[peanuts]

Cramer 6/13/06

When hunting for bargains, look for a hated beaten down sector. One that a hedge fund wouldn't be caught dead with. Right now a perfect candidate is Natural Gas. Trading at a 1 -12 ratio in relation to oil, one of the lowest ratios in memory. Cramer likes CRZO , a possible takeover . Other stocks apparently bottomed out with little more downside but much in the way of upside potential are WCI and RDA.
Cash is a good defence in a bad economy. Stocks with lots of cash other than banks or insurance companies are AAPL CEO and SGP , all having between !5%-19% of their market cap in cash on hand.

Hated stocks today : JDSU AV GTW

-------billyjoe

A natural gas play that has property in BOTH barnett shale AND fayette shale is Hallwood Group... HWG. Super low float and has taken an absolute beating lately. It got a nice $5+ head start today. hmmmm, I wonder why?

[billyjoe]

Cramer 6/13/06

When hunting for bargains, look for a hated beaten down sector. One that a hedge fund wouldn't be caught dead with. Right now a perfect candidate is Natural Gas. Trading at a 1 -12 ratio in relation to oil, one of the lowest ratios in memory. Cramer likes CRZO , a possible takeover . Other stocks apparently bottomed out with little more downside but much in the way of upside potential are WCI and RDA.
Cash is a good defence in a bad economy. Stocks with lots of cash other than banks or insurance companies are AAPL CEO and SGP , all having between !5%-19% of their market cap in cash on hand.

Hated stocks today : JDSU AV GTW

-------billyjoe

[billyjoe]

>>

It's an insider joke. You wouldn't understand it.

Homer,
I have a feeling it's not very funny.
-------billyjoe

[IIC]

>>

It's an insider joke. You wouldn't understand it.

Yeah...Rob probably wouldn't get it...But I would...Doug(IIC)

[billyjoe]

Doug,
I also don't know what Homer is talking about and I never heard of stocklemonaid , but will check it out. Nothing new on stocklemon. Will have a report from Cramer tonight. I'll bet you're on the edge of your seats waiting for it.
------billyjoe

What the devil are you talking about, Homer?

>>

It's an insider joke. You wouldn't understand it.

[IIC]

Yeah Homey...I'm lost too????

[Rob]

Huh?

What the devil are you talking about, Homer?

Has killed more Jews than Hitler. Pardon the pun.

[IIC]

Billy...you're fallin' down on the job...Where's the updates?

BTW...Check this out: http://stocklemonaide.blogspot.com/


...IIC

lol..... yes I knew that... Cramer.

Nurses are not taught to spell or correct spelling.

[billyjoe]

sister,
No, Kramer is another knucklehead that picks stocks for AOL Financial. Our's is Cramer from Mad Money, but you knew that already.
---------billyjoe

God... things getting that desparate that we are following Kramer now??

[billyjoe]

6/09/06 Cramer Report

Subject : Defensive portfolio just in case Crazy Uncle Ben , who appears to be in over his head, fails in attempt to fix the economy. Definitely sell tech , possibly buy some biotech , definitely buy these food producers and over the counter drug mfg. companies : Food--HSY--MKC--K
Over Counter Drugs--SGP--NVS--SNY--JNJ--GSX

Today He Likes---WG --He Hates--STP--BKS--APPB

----------billyjoe