Breaking News

[Homersays]

Iran would 'use nuclear defense' if threatened
Statement by Iranian Defense Min. Mostafa Mohammad Najjar comes following months of denial that Iran was seeking nuclear weapons.

[IIC]

Iran would 'use nuclear defense' if threatened
Statement by Iranian Defense Min. Mostafa Mohammad Najjar comes following months of denial that Iran was seeking nuclear weapons.

Here is the article

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1150355504526&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

[Websman]

This should help send the market back down...

[Lyehopper]

Where's Cosmicporch when you need him?

[Websman]

Where's Cosmicporch when you need him?

Cosmic is locked up in a padded room.

[Jim Smith]

The only thing Iran wants is......

Much higher oil prices....On another note, I am all for neutron bombing all areas from Egypt to Pakistan....

[Websman]

Much higher oil prices....On another note, I am all for neutron bombing all areas from Egypt to Pakistan....

I like the way you think Jim...

[Websman]

Breaking news!!! Bill Gates admits that he's gay!!!

[IIC]

Breaking News

Dateline Florida State Pen...

An anonymous source (most likely it was Bubba) leaked to Maria during a conjugal visit last weekend that Web's will have his Vulcan Trading Site up and running on February 2, 2017.

In reaction to the report...Web's responded: "Well, we had planned to go live last month but it needs a little tweaking"

[diogenes]

6/22/06 is 4 years, 9 months, and 11 days from the September 11th terrorist attacks. Keep an eye on Thursday, as it contains 9-11.

Not to worry, I have been reading this:

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

[Lyehopper]

6/22/06 is 4 years, 9 months, and 11 days from the September 11th terrorist attacks. Keep an eye on Thursday, as it contains 9-11.

I KNEW you'd return to save us Cosmicporch!!!!

[IIC]

Breaking News

DATELINE LOS ANGELES: Homer's Hedgies are trying to "Sucker Punch" IIC on XING!!!

How many times you gonna make me average down Homey???...I refuse to lose to you BIG SHOTS...LOL

[Websman]

Cosmic Porch!!! You're still alive!

[IIC]

Breaking News

DATELINE LOS ANGELES: Homer's Hedgies are trying to "Sucker Punch" IIC on XING!!!

How many times you gonna make me average down Homey???...I refuse to lose to you BIG SHOTS...LOL

Bot this sucker 5x so far today

[Rob]

6/22/06 is 4 years, 9 months, and 11 days from the September 11th terrorist attacks. Keep an eye on Thursday, as it contains 9-11.

C'mon Cosmo, now you're just tryin' to yank our chains. Nothing extraordinary happened on 6/6, and nothing extraordinary is going to happen on 6/22 either, unless you're in on some massive, nefarious plot, and hence know something we don't.

The thing that I don't understand is: how is it that you chose this of all Web sites on which to post this spaced-out, doomsday stuff anyway?