Originally posted by Louetta
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Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)
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Heard a story about Babe Ruth's funeral, 8/16/48 or thereabouts. It was a brutally hot day and as The Babe's friends carried his casket from the church one said "I'd give anything for a cold one right now." At which point another friend gestured to the casket and said "What do suppose he'd give?"
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Originally posted by Louetta View PostOiselle just came out with a new line of undies called Black Widow. Hmm. I don't know.
Tim - Retired Problem Solver
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A BIT OF HUMOR ,,, HAVE A CHUCKLE
Especially for the English Language Lovers...
Can anyone tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'?
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference
between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'
However, at a linguistic conference, held in London England,
Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner.
His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference
between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.'
If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.' And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.
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Gezzzzz The Grim Reaper sure put in some "Overtime" in 2015! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7qRchN2iXc
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A 90 year old man in West Dennis, MA complained to police that a prostitute he had hired stole a valuable necklace from his residence. Police informed the man that if they charged the girl with larceny they would have to charge him with soliciting for prostitution. A police lieutenant said "he used harsher terms but basically he said that was fine". Both appeared for arraignment in Orleans District Court on Tuesday. The woman was indeed arraigned but charges against the man were dismissed due in part to the fact that he appeared unable to hear what the judge was saying.
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Originally posted by Louetta View PostA 90 year old man in West Dennis, MA complained to police that a prostitute he had hired stole a valuable necklace from his residence. Police informed the man that if they charged the girl with larceny they would have to charge him with soliciting for prostitution. A police lieutenant said "he used harsher terms but basically he said that was fine". Both appeared for arraignment in Orleans District Court on Tuesday. The woman was indeed arraigned but charges against the man were dismissed due in part to the fact that he appeared unable to hear what the judge was saying.My Investopedia portfolio
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The CHINESE Do Fireworks Right .
Video of a Fireworks Show in China
Less than 2 minutes in
length but with shapes that I've never seen before.
This Hunan Province
town is where fireworks were invented and the show has
never been equaled in the West.
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