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  • Phoenix7
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2011
    • 3663

    Originally posted by Louetta View Post
    Well if they try to run a fast car will help you catch up.
    This was a prank video posted on U Tube very funny, but there were some swear words and I thought that some people would object!

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    • Louetta
      Senior Member
      • Oct 2003
      • 2331

      Heard a story about Babe Ruth's funeral, 8/16/48 or thereabouts. It was a brutally hot day and as The Babe's friends carried his casket from the church one said "I'd give anything for a cold one right now." At which point another friend gestured to the casket and said "What do suppose he'd give?"

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      • Louetta
        Senior Member
        • Oct 2003
        • 2331

        Oiselle just came out with a new line of undies called Black Widow. Hmm. I don't know.

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        • Phoenix7
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2011
          • 3663

          Originally posted by Louetta View Post
          Oiselle just came out with a new line of undies called Black Widow. Hmm. I don't know.
          Is there by any chance a new line called "The Lively Widow" LOL!

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          • mimo_100
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2003
            • 1784

            Originally posted by Louetta View Post
            Oiselle just came out with a new line of undies called Black Widow. Hmm. I don't know.
            This piqued my interest, so to speak. I found a sample.

            Tim - Retired Problem Solver

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            • riverbabe
              Senior Member
              • May 2005
              • 3373

              Originally posted by Phoenix7 View Post
              Is there by any chance a new line called "The Lively Widow" LOL!
              That's what I wear! Happy you asked!

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              • Louetta
                Senior Member
                • Oct 2003
                • 2331

                Originally posted by mimo_100 View Post
                This piqued my interest, so to speak. I found a sample.

                http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/islm/

                Nice. There's not really a lot of undies at that site. Maybe people really ARE going commando.

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                • mimo_100
                  Senior Member
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 1784

                  Originally posted by Louetta View Post
                  Nice. There's not really a lot of undies at that site. Maybe people really ARE going commando.
                  Well, I read where many Millenial women are going braless, so it is not unreasonable for them to go the next step.
                  Tim - Retired Problem Solver

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                  • Louetta
                    Senior Member
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 2331

                    Originally posted by mimo_100 View Post
                    Well, I read where many Millenial women are going braless, so it is not unreasonable for them to go the next step.

                    Well it might work with pants, I don't know about a skirt.

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                    • Phoenix7
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2011
                      • 3663

                      A BIT OF HUMOR ,,, HAVE A CHUCKLE

                      Especially for the English Language Lovers...
                      Can anyone tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'?
                      No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference
                      between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'
                      However, at a linguistic conference, held in London England,
                      Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner.
                      His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference
                      between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
                      His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.'
                      If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.' And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'
                      His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

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                      • Phoenix7
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 3663

                        Gezzzzz The Grim Reaper sure put in some "Overtime" in 2015! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7qRchN2iXc

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                        • Louetta
                          Senior Member
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 2331

                          A 90 year old man in West Dennis, MA complained to police that a prostitute he had hired stole a valuable necklace from his residence. Police informed the man that if they charged the girl with larceny they would have to charge him with soliciting for prostitution. A police lieutenant said "he used harsher terms but basically he said that was fine". Both appeared for arraignment in Orleans District Court on Tuesday. The woman was indeed arraigned but charges against the man were dismissed due in part to the fact that he appeared unable to hear what the judge was saying.

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                          • Karel
                            Administrator
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 2199

                            Originally posted by Louetta View Post
                            A 90 year old man in West Dennis, MA complained to police that a prostitute he had hired stole a valuable necklace from his residence. Police informed the man that if they charged the girl with larceny they would have to charge him with soliciting for prostitution. A police lieutenant said "he used harsher terms but basically he said that was fine". Both appeared for arraignment in Orleans District Court on Tuesday. The woman was indeed arraigned but charges against the man were dismissed due in part to the fact that he appeared unable to hear what the judge was saying.
                            Hear, hear!
                            My Investopedia portfolio
                            (You need to have a (free) Investopedia or Facebook login, sorry!)

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                            • Phoenix7
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2011
                              • 3663

                              Going into court ........get a cheap hearing device to put in each ear from As Seen On TV .........and you are all set! LOL

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                              • Phoenix7
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2011
                                • 3663

                                The CHINESE Do Fireworks Right .

                                Video of a Fireworks Show in China
                                Less than 2 minutes in
                                length but with shapes that I've never seen before.

                                This Hunan Province

                                town is where fireworks were invented and the show has

                                never been equaled in the West.

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