Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Phoenix7]

I share a funny video

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=EdU4kfvAuEM

What Happened the video above has been taken down ......It must
have been good LOL

[Louetta]

Red Sox' David Ortiz has just hit his 493rd career home run tying him with Fred McGriff and Lou Gehrig. McGriff I can see but Gehrig. Hmm.

[Phoenix7]

ABSOLUTE WORST GOLF FOURSOME! For All The Golfers Here LOL!

1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON

WHY, YOU ASK?


1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O. J. IS A SLICER
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST

[Phoenix7]

After a TOUGH day in the stock markets ......we can all use a good laugh ........here are some jokes!

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.


Two dyslexic bank robbers run into a bank shouting: "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*** up!"

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

[Phoenix7]

One time I was on a triathlon bulletin board where they are very proud of their women who in general wear only slightly more than beach volleyball players. Anyway some guy posts "Who do you think is the best looking girl on the [local] tour. I'll take my wife." To which a guy responded "Yah, she would be my choice too."

Louetta It is a privilege and honor to have a girl of your beauty commenting here .....Thank You! We all love you here at Mr Market!

[Louetta]

Aha Football season once again!

Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
"Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

One time I was on a triathlon bulletin board where they are very proud of their women who in general wear only slightly more than beach volleyball players. Anyway some guy posts "Who do you think is the best looking girl on the [local] tour. I'll take my wife." To which a guy responded "Yah, she would be my choice too."

[Phoenix7]

Aha Football season once again!

Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
"Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

[billyjoe]

Here are some real heroes. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...un-toilet.html


-----------------billy

[Louetta]

Folks so inclined can show solidarity with Tom Brady by shopping for T-shirts at squishthecommish.com

Selections include Squish the Commish, There Is No Good In Goodell (don't care for that one), Roger This (plus the years of the Pats four championships), and the ever popular Free Brady.

[Phoenix7]

THE NEW AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE...GET ON BOARD~~~

For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids, all you have to do is follow these proven steps:

1. Don't marry her!
2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. The guy rents out house to his girlfriend with his 2 kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother
8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.
9. Girlfriend gets a free cell phone.
10. Girlfriend get free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home, but continues to use moms address for his mail.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit.
13. Girlfriend gets $1,800 a month disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people. A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars.

An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits!

Any idea why the country is $18 trillion plus in debt and half the population is sitting on their butt letting the other half pay their way?

MIMO it my pay to divorce your wife , have a girlfriend move in and proceed with the plan LOL

[mimo_100]

THE NEW AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE...GET ON BOARD~~~

For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids, all you have to do is follow these proven steps:

1. Don't marry her!
2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. The guy rents out house to his girlfriend with his 2 kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother
8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.
9. Girlfriend gets a free cell phone.
10. Girlfriend get free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home, but continues to use moms address for his mail.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit.
13. Girlfriend gets $1,800 a month disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people. A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars.

An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits!

Any idea why the country is $18 trillion plus in debt and half the population is sitting on their butt letting the other half pay their way?

[Phoenix7]

After a tough day in the stock market perhaps some jokes are in order?


One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper "You did this."

Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.

What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

[Phoenix7]

She's almost as believable as this Heliyum Bier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fww0OPfyOfg

skip to 4:00 for the fun part!

Shortened Version With English Subtitles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9QHBgrPNY

[Phoenix7]

TRUMP Didn't Kill Cecil The Lion BUT: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/ed...m_medium=email

[jiesen]

She's almost as believable as this Heliyum Bier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fww0OPfyOfg

skip to 4:00 for the fun part!