Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[riverbabe]

Evil Web Site from AARP!!!

Go ahead! Get addicted! I am!

http://games.aarp.org/games/eggz.aspx?#NLC-WBLTR-CTRL&DET=WEEK-90508

[billyjoe]

River,
I refuse to accept AARP no matter how many years they send me stuff in the mail nooooo............nooooooo..........noooooooooo... ...not going to get old. Dying my toupe blacker next time. Getting heavier gold chains and jewelry more rings.......... a corvette perhaps? Mrs. Billyjoe won't permit me to get a trophy wife. Hand me my shades while I work on me tan.

-------------billy

[riverbabe]

River,
I refuse to accept AARP no matter how many years they send me stuff in the mail nooooo............nooooooo..........noooooooooo... ...not going to get old. Dying my toupe blacker next time. Getting heavier gold chains and jewelry more rings.......... a corvette perhaps? Mrs. Billyjoe won't permit me to get a trophy wife. Hand me my shades while I work on me tan.

-------------billy

Hey baby!!! You da man!!!

[Peter Hansen]

Top 10 List Ya won't see on Letterman !

Dave Letterman is good for mocking conservatives .....but he would NEVER tackle this Top Ten List LOL!

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF.....
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'


5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting
off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
one.
10. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[billyjoe]

Pete,
They're even crazier than I thought.

--------------billy

[Peter Hansen]

Perhaps Columbo Should Interview Obama?

couldn't find anything on Snopes to verify, so maybe you will want to do so. Ineresting stuff if only 1/2 is true.










Columbo still scratching his head.

Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?
See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!
Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn't think so. .
Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "locked" or "not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.
Could you help me please find these things, sir?
1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "not available"
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- "not available"
8. Law practice client list -- Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate - - Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None
13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or "not available"
14. Your Illinois State Senate records--"not available"
Oh hey . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after. .."Who wants to know these things?" asks Senator Obama? Columbo answered:

THE PEOPLE

[Karel]

couldn't find anything on Snopes to verify, so maybe you will want to do so. Ineresting stuff if only 1/2 is true. [...]

You missed the point: you don't publish unverified rumors, factoids et cetera, of doubtful provenance and relevance. Unless of course you want to drag your personal integrity through the mud, like the oddbal person who is attacking Obama's US citizenship, with probably as only goal to have the case running through the election. (Couldn't he just have contacted some office on Hawaii?)

There is a saying that an election is where 2 or more salesmen compete for the job of serviceman, and the best salesman wins. Perhaps that is too optimistic, and that should be "the best spin doctor wins".

If this is what THE PEOPLE want, I am almost proud not to be an American. But I think or at least hope, that this is starting to bore the people to tears (angry white men excepted).

Regards,

Karel

[Peter Hansen]

KAREL May The Best Man Win!

You missed the point: you don't publish unverified rumors, factoids et cetera, of doubtful provenance and relevance. Unless of course you want to drag your personal integrity through the mud, like the oddbal person who is attacking Obama's US citizenship, with probably as only goal to have the case running through the election. (Couldn't he just have contacted some office on Hawaii?)

There is a saying that an election is where 2 or more salesmen compete for the job of serviceman, and the best salesman wins. Perhaps that is too optimistic, and that should be "the best spin doctor wins".

If this is what THE PEOPLE want, I am almost proud not to be an American. But I think or at least hope, that this is starting to bore the people to tears (angry white men excepted).

Regards,

Karel

KAREL , I can almost bet that you will vote for OBAMA .....I am not crazy about McCain ......but he is best for my pocket book ......and he WILL GET MY VOTE, and my advice to you ,would be to run to Las Vegas ......and throw your money on the McCAin, Palin Ticket!

[Karel]

KAREL , I can almost bet that you will vote for OBAMA .....I am not crazy about McCain ......but he is best for my pocket book ......and he WILL GET MY VOTE, and my advice to you ,would be to run to Las Vegas ......and throw your money on the McCAin, Palin Ticket!

Well, I hope it is not my objection to underhandedness that brings you to this conclusion , but then, I said so earlier, so no need to guess. I prefer to base my choice on a site like www.electoralcompass.com however, not on wild rumors about Obama's or McCain's citizenship. And even then with reservations, because I do not claim a great insight in US politics.

BTW, regarding taxes: the deficit merits some attention too, and the tax list you posted earlier came from a site that showed both Obama and McCain as happy spenders, with McCain as the worst offender.

Regards,

Karel

[Peter Hansen]

No Guts.......no Glory!

Guts or Balls...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and
having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

[IIC]

Peter...You are pretty crude...But sometimes you come up w/ some nice ones...You can rest assured that your last post will make it around the World a few times this evening...LOL

[Peter Hansen]

IIC I's Be A College Graduate LOL

Guts or Balls...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and
having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

IIC Yes you could say........that I march to the beat of a different drummer ...! I would love to hear River Babe "Weigh In" on the above post .......LOL!

[riverbabe]

IIC Yes you could say........that I march to the beat of a different drummer ...! I would love to hear River Babe "Weigh In" on the above post .......LOL!

Death is too good for the likes of you. You will be tortured with hot oil and tar and feathers. And then you will be cut off. Literally. With a very dull pair of scissors.

[studentofthemarket]

watch

the sons of anarchy episode "FUN TOWN"

all the castration you can stand/sit for.

[Peter Hansen]

River Thank You !

Death is too good for the likes of you. You will be tortured with hot oil and tar and feathers. And then you will be cut off. Literally. With a very dull pair of scissors.

River OUCH Dull Scissors ......It may presumptuous of me ...but I kind of feel you may not agree with my above post LOL .......oh well we still love ya babe ....Have a beautiful day........but honestly .....absolute best kitchen shears are made by Cutco , and appropriately called Super Shears .....ya always learn something in here !