Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Peter Hansen]

IIC Example Of A Quick Joke

IIC people always rushing ......they need answers and jokes quick LOL

Now read this !

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.

When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat.

The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.

The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

Maybe I like the name PETE? LOL

[Websman]

WEBS that guy must be a brother of Charles Manson note the similarities LOL

You think they'll ever let Chuck Manson loose?

[IIC]

You think they'll ever let Chuck Manson loose?

Betcha I'm the only one here that went up to see the Tate House after it happened...Me and 2 guys and 3 girls...The girls got all scared and mad we took them up there...They were not that great anyway...Doug

[Peter Hansen]

Iic

Betcha I'm the only one here that went up to see the Tate House after it happened...Me and 2 guys and 3 girls...The girls got all scared and mad we took them up there...They were not that great anyway...Doug

IIC Unbelievble that people could swallow Charlie Manson Kool Aid and do all his bidding . Apparently most were dissatisfied with their lives , family and were looking for somewhere to turn ......apparently Old Charlie filled that niche. We all remeber Guyana and Jim jones .YES there are always feeble minds ready to drink the Kool Aid ......Look No Further than the last election LOL!

[Peter Hansen]

Obama Mystique Fading?

Below are results from recent AOL POLS ........the people express their opinions! It does seem to deviate from opinions expressed by the liberal media.

Whom do you admire least from this list?
Barack Obama 41%
George W. Bush 37%
John McCain 6%
Martin Luther King Jr. 4%
John F. Kennedy 3%
Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger 3%
Jesus Christ 3%
Ronald Reagan 2%
Mother Teresa 0%
Abraham Lincoln 1%

Total Votes: 30,627

Whom do you admire most from this list?
Jesus Christ 47%
Ronald Reagan 12%
Barack Obama 9%
Abraham Lincoln 8%
Mother Teresa 6%
Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger 6%
George W. Bush 4%
Martin Luther King Jr. 4%
John F. Kennedy 3%
John McCain 1%

Total Votes: 31,541
Note on Poll Results

Do you approve or disapprove of the job Obama is doing in office so far?
Disapprove 66%
Approve 34%

Total Votes: 192,506

Did Obama's stimulus bill help or hurt his image?
Hurt 71%
Help 18%
It had no effect 11%

Total Votes: 180,618

What does it all mean? ,,,,,,,,draw your own conclusions !

[Peter Hansen]

How Does Your State feel About The Stumulus Plan!

Go to the site linked .....and click on your state......Verrrrrry Interesting I wonder why Washington DC went for the plan .......Gee let me think ?

http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2009/01/29/hot-seat-stimulus-package/

[IIC]

THE STIMULUS PLAN

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is
from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota
contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring , then works some
figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about
$900: $400 for materials made in the USA, $400 for my union labor crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I
can do this job for $500: $300 for cheap materials from China, $100 for my illegal alien crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White
House official and whispers, "$2,500."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other
guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we
hire the guy from Tennessee with the illegal aliens to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.

[Peter Hansen]

Washington DC

If AS*HOLES could fly the White House, Senate and Congress would be an airport! Lordy please SPARE us from those stimulus Bills !

[Peter Hansen]

Obama Why Is Cirtizenship Questioned ?

The following was posted on the web ......Obama should produce his real birth certificate and end this controversy.....I just went for a driver License renewal . I had to show them birth certificate, utility bill and other information .

" Why does Obama have a team of lawyers whose sole duty is to prevent access to his immigration, U.S. naturalization, passport and college records? Why has he sealed those records from all public access? Why has he spent over $800,000 in legal fees already to hide his personal records? What information is he so desperate to hide from the American public?"

Posted by: Jeri | February 21, 2009 at 08:16 AM

[IIC]

The following was posted on the web ......Obama should produce his real birth certificate and end this controversy.....I just went for a driver License renewal . I had to show them birth certificate, utility bill and other information .

" Why does Obama have a team of lawyers whose sole duty is to prevent access to his immigration, U.S. naturalization, passport and college records? Why has he sealed those records from all public access? Why has he spent over $800,000 in legal fees already to hide his personal records? What information is he so desperate to hide from the American public?"

Posted by: Jeri | February 21, 2009 at 08:16 AM

That's pretty old news Pete...There has been a group of whackos promoting that on the Net since at least last summer

[Karel]

That's pretty old news Pete...There has been a group of whackos promoting that on the Net since at least last summer

Yup, and Snopes comes to the rescue as usual:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthcertificate.asp

Whatever the chance these rumors had of not being completely untrue before the elections, the silly people spreading them now apparently want us to believe that the US is the kind of country that elects people to its highest office without the kind of routine check that is usual even for things like a drivers licence renewal.

But to answer the question why Obama's citizenship is questioned: I guess it is because people just hate Obama so much.

Regards,

Karel

[Websman]

But to answer the question why Obama's citizenship is questioned: I guess it is because people just hate Obama so much.

Regards,

Karel

I don't hate Obama. I actually enjoyed his little motivational speech on TV last night. None of it made sense, but it was still enjoyable.

[Peter Hansen]

Web I agree

Basically I am more of a Libertarian than Republican or Democrat. Yes give Obama a chance, and we shall see what happens . I usually vote my pocket , and do not want more government interference in my life . Some provisons of that stimulus bill lean more to a socialist type of government . I have a great medical plan , but there is a provision in that stimulus bill with an age provision that will limit medical provision for senior citizens . Tom Daschle , the tax cheat, wrote a book on the model for the new health care program . personally I can go to any Dr with my plan and get most medical procedures without a hassle. Just look at Canada and England heathcare .......I don't think that is what we want here .
On Obama.....why does he refuse to release his college transcript and medical records?.........one begins to wonder .

[IIC]

Heck...Even the Socialists don't like him: http://www.wsws.org/articles/2009/fe...obam-f25.shtml

[IIC]

Subject: John Hinckley


You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility, treating Hinckley , reports to have intercepted this past weekend:



To: John Hinckley

From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,

John and Cindy McCain

P.S.: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. Just thought you should know.