Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

**billyjoe** · 10-10-2008, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by billyjoe View Post

This may be neither fun nor off topic but I'm going to attempt to buy a $110,000 house tomorrow for $30,000. I'll let you know what the bank says to this offer.

---------------billy

Step #1 called number posted on window of house. Asked where they were located. They said Denver. Not surprising they didn't realize house already went to foreclosure sale only bidder was bank at minimum bid. Now will try to contact bank. Probably won't be able to find anyone who knows anything. This is typical. Will be given number of "Mother Bank" in another state. Stay tuned.

-------------billy

**mrmarket** · 10-10-2008, 11:28 AM

A guy goes to the supermarket
and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather
taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do
you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my
kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the
bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his
eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

**IIC** · 10-10-2008, 06:25 PM

Instead of a bailout they should all be thrown in jail without bail...Doug

**Peter Hansen** · 10-11-2008, 07:44 AM

Meet Gina Carano!

Gina Carano is indeed a story of drive and determination...a BOXING sensation! Ya gota love this girl!

Wow Gina is one tough Cookie !
Who says ya have to look like some punch drunk palooka to be a fighter?
Check These Photos out ....."Now Dats Italian"

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Yes Gina sure looks good ......But ....Can She Fight?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivBjKVKkRhI

**IIC** · 10-14-2008, 09:38 AM

A NEW PHRASE IS BORN
I knew someone would find a name for
the election process for this year.

Electile Dysfunction :
The inability to become aroused over
either party's choices in the 2008 election year.

**Peter Hansen** · 10-15-2008, 01:43 PM

IIC I agree

Originally posted by IIC View Post

A NEW PHRASE IS BORN
I knew someone would find a name for
the election process for this year.

Electile Dysfunction :
The inability to become aroused over
either party's choices in the 2008 election year.

For the guys running yes, you would need to call in the Indian snake charmer ....but for Sarah Palin .....No VIAGRA needed LOL The traveling pants suit ......well that's another story!

**IIC** · 10-16-2008, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by Peter Hansen View Post

For the guys running yes, you would need to call in the Indian snake charmer ....but for Sarah Palin .....No VIAGRA needed LOL The traveling pants suit ......well that's another story!

My wife told me tonight that she heard some old porno photos of Palin were going to come out...I said..."No they won't...I didn't take pictures"

**billyjoe** · 10-22-2008, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by billyjoe View Post

This may be neither fun nor off topic but I'm going to attempt to buy a $110,000 house tomorrow for $30,000. I'll let you know what the bank says to this offer.

---------------billy

Latest update,
House appraised for 111,000. Original purchase price 61,000. Owners died, house in default. Bank is owed 157,000. Owners apparently were big gamblers and bank kept lending them $$. How were they to know they'd die in their 50's within 6 months of each other? Poor unfortunate bank.

---------------billy

**Peter Hansen** · 10-23-2008, 03:09 PM

Billie What goes around ....comes around!

Originally posted by billyjoe View Post

Latest update,
House appraised for 111,000. Original purchase price 61,000. Owners died, house in default. Bank is owed 157,000. Owners apparently were big gamblers and bank kept lending them $$. How were they to know they'd die in their 50's within 6 months of each other? Poor unfortunate bank.

---------------billy

Billie I feel for the bank LMAO

**billyjoe** · 10-23-2008, 08:24 PM

Update on foreclosure. Got number from court house. Answered phone with recorded message put in proper extension, however, that individual was not available. Never talked to a live human. This is the 2nd foreclosed house I attempted to make a cash offer on and haven't talked to anyone authorized to accept or make a decision. How in the he#* do they ever expect to move these hundreds of thousands houses?

---------------billy

**Websman** · 10-24-2008, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by billyjoe View Post

Update on foreclosure. Got number from court house. Answered phone with recorded message put in proper extension, however, that individual was not available. Never talked to a live human. This is the 2nd foreclosed house I attempted to make a cash offer on and haven't talked to anyone authorized to accept or make a decision. How in the he#* do they ever expect to move these hundreds of thousands houses?

---------------billy

They're not as efficient as Mr Market....

**IIC** · 10-24-2008, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by billyjoe View Post

Update on foreclosure. Got number from court house. Answered phone with recorded message put in proper extension, however, that individual was not available. Never talked to a live human. This is the 2nd foreclosed house I attempted to make a cash offer on and haven't talked to anyone authorized to accept or make a decision. How in the he#* do they ever expect to move these hundreds of thousands houses?

---------------billy

Billy...Just move in...Bet you hear from an authorized person fairly quickly...But if you don't at least you'll have free rent

**Peter Hansen** · 10-24-2008, 07:27 PM

Billie Suggestion

Originally posted by IIC View Post

Billy...Just move in...Bet you hear from an authorized person fairly quickly...But if you don't at least you'll have free rent

Billie dress like a homeless person .....put on an "I love Obama" T -Shirt, MOVE IN, The liberal press will never lay a glove on ya .......and no one will DARE kick ya out LOL!

**Peter Hansen** · 10-26-2008, 07:31 PM

Million Dollar Baby

Below is a story that will warm the heart ......one of a Young 17 year old Korean Girl .....who strives to be World Boxing Champion and her father's love of his daughter ,who risked his own life to give her the opportunity!

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/10/23/asia/boxer.php?page=1

**billyjoe** · 10-27-2008, 09:57 AM

Exciting new update on housing crises and my attempts to purchase foreclosed property.

Phoned contact number again this morning. Recording told me they were a debt collecting agency. I punched in proper extension and got a live secretary. She said "Are you related to diseased owners" I replied "No, I'm interested in purchasing the property". She transferred me to a recording "We are not available at this time, but leave your number and blah blah blah". Left number and am anxiously awaiting their reply. In the meantime remember you too can make a fortune in real estate buying distressed properties with little or no money down. There have never been as many opportunities as at the present time. Just send $995 along with a small handling charge and I'll teach you all I know. But wait! If you act right now just send 99.95 heck make it 9.95 or even .95.

--------------billy

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