Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Peter Hansen]

My daddy would have whopped me with a razor strap.... He'd have said "winning ain't finishing boy.... Winning is WINNING!!!!"

No wonder today's males are so darned effeminate....

Lye years ago freind of mine about 17 told his dad , "Dad I have to Find Myself" Basically his dad replied , Son if you dont find yourself in about 2 minutes .....you will find a size 12 shoe up your as* " My friend realized his mistake quickly, and never mentioned that phrase again!

[Peter Hansen]

Off To The Races

A Man walks home from a long day at work only to get hit in the head with a frying pan by his wife.

In a Few hours, the man comes to, and he asks his wife, "What the hell was that all about?!"

His wife says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket that said Debbie with a phone number!"

The man explains" honey, that was my racehorse, Debbie! I went to the track yesterday and bet on her!"

The man's wife apologizes sincerely.

The next day, the man comes home from work to get a lamp broken on his head.

He says "what the hell was that for?!"

His wife says, "Your racehorse called!!!!!"

[billyjoe]

Bought gas at Kroger today. 1.69/gallon. Can you believe it?

------------billy

[Peter Hansen]

A Wise Man Once Said !

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."

Thomas Jefferson

[jiesen]

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."

Thomas Jefferson

In order for the government to give you all you could want, it MUST take it from someone who has it all.

[billyjoe]

This may be neither fun nor off topic but I'm going to attempt to buy a $110,000 house tomorrow for $30,000. I'll let you know what the bank says to this offer.

---------------billy

It's now been 39 days since I first posted. Yesterday I finally found out the bank that foreclosed on the property and bought it back. It's the U.S. Bank. Called them yesterday and told them I wanted to make a cash offer. They said they'd call back. Haven't heard from them yet. Not much concern about a crisis on their part.

------------billy

[Websman]

There's some great foreclosure bargains in my area... Problem is that I can't afford them. Guess nobody else can either, because they're still sitting there. LOL

Hey, I have an idea...Somebody send me $200,000 cash.

[New-born baby]

There's some great foreclosure bargains in my area... Problem is that I can't afford them. Guess nobody else can either, because they're still sitting there. LOL

Hey, I have an idea...Somebody send me $200,000 cash.

Webs,
I will as soon as I get running water here at my house . . . .

[billyjoe]

There's some great foreclosure bargains in my area... Problem is that I can't afford them. Guess nobody else can either, because they're still sitting there. LOL

Hey, I have an idea...Somebody send me $200,000 cash.

Webs,
Will you accept an IOU?

------------billy

[IIC]

It's now been 39 days since I first posted. Yesterday I finally found out the bank that foreclosed on the property and bought it back. It's the U.S. Bank. Called them yesterday and told them I wanted to make a cash offer. They said they'd call back. Haven't heard from them yet. Not much concern about a crisis on their part.

------------billy

They are waiting to see if they get a better offer from Bailout Bennie

[jiesen]

Webs,
I will as soon as I get running water here at my house . . . .

I know a plumber who'll do a housecall for just $100,000...

[Peter Hansen]

Beautiful Watch This And Relax!

http://news.simpletruths.com/servlet/cc6?kpuitLQSSBQAViLlLoHgkLxHhtQJhuVaVR

[billyjoe]

It's now been 39 days since I first posted. Yesterday I finally found out the bank that foreclosed on the property and bought it back. It's the U.S. Bank. Called them yesterday and told them I wanted to make a cash offer. They said they'd call back. Haven't heard from them yet. Not much concern about a crisis on their part.

------------billy

61 days now and the bank hasn't got back to me yet. Just called and left another message. Still can't figure how these fine businessmen got into trouble.

-----------billy

[billyjoe]

Things are tough all over. Just got back from Krogers with a 6 pack of recycled toilet paper, seriously, it says "Sunrise 100% Premium Recycled". It seems OK although the color is off a little.

--------------billy

[Peter Hansen]

2009 Calendars For Men & Women!

Oh Yes just got another BORING calendar from an insurance company ....CLUNK ...into the circular file with that ....TIME For some verrrrry interesting calendars to kick off 2009 . Yes ladies .....dont feel left out your entire 2009 calendar is layed out on SLIDE 15 ......Gentlemen enjoy the first 14 slides LOL . P.S. If the female art form bothers you ....kindly go DIRECTLY to slide 15! Gee and I thought Pirelli was only TIRES ....MIA CULPA !

http://www.slideshare.net/tobs/pirelli-calendar-2008-english-version/