Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Phoenix7]

Let's see. A-Rod pinch hits in the eighth at Fenway in a 2-2 ball game. Fans stand to boo, something I can't remember seeing before. Tazawa throws him three just terrible pitches, one which bounced in front of the plate. A-Rod hits the 3-0 pitch over the wall for a 3-2 Yankee lead and ties Willy Mays for career home runs. For some reason I'm not sure it was such a surprise.

Bought an Autographed A-Rod Picture in a frame with certificate of authenticity at a sports store awhile back when everyone hated him . I paid 50 Bucks for it , now with each home run he hits its value increases.
Like the A Rod Photo people should invest in fundamentally good stocks when they are down and everyone hates them! Eventually they will rise!

[Phoenix7]

"MY PART DIED"

PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr. Ruma, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong.
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Ruma.
'My Private Part died today, and I am
very sad.'
Knowing her patients were a little
forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Ruma. Please accept my
condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Ruma was
walking down the hall with his Private
Part hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Ruma,' she
said, 'You shouldn't be walking down
the hall like that. Please put your
Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr.
Ruma. 'I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.'
'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell
me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'


(You've gotta love this
'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING

SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

[billyjoe]

Grandson modeling my daughter-in-law's formal fashion creation https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=1&theater another variation
https://www.etsy.com/listing/2322402...shirt-baby-bib I just saw this on facebook today and didn't realize she was selling them. Karel, you can delete if you want.

------------------billy

[Louetta]

A Picasso sold today for a record price just under $180 million. It appears to have seven boobs in it, although with Picasso it's always a little hard to tell.

[mimo_100]

A Picasso sold today for a record price just under $180 million. It appears to have seven boobs in it, although with Picasso it's always a little hard to tell.

urban dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=picasso+tits

[Louetta]

urban dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=picasso+tits

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Picasso+Pussy

[mimo_100]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=Picasso+Pussy

Interesting mental image

[jiesen]

A Picasso sold today for a record price just under $180 million. It appears to have seven boobs in it, although with Picasso it's always a little hard to tell.

no, not hard to tell in this case. that 8th blue one pointing down? definitely a boob, also. trust me, I'm an expert, and will happily stay on this topic as long as is necessary:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-05/11/19/enhanced/webdr07/enhanced-mid-1279-1431387801-21.jpg

[Louetta]

no, not hard to tell in this case. that 8th blue one pointing down? definitely a boob, also. trust me, I'm an expert, and will happily stay on this topic as long as is necessary:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/201...1387801-21.jpg

I guess you're right. Having grown up sandwiched between two farms (well, our property was sandwiched, I wasn't) I tend to consider a mammary hanging down to be a teat not a boob but in Picasso's world that's definitely a boob.

[riverbabe]

I count at least 9. Well, I am pretty "visual."

[jiesen]

that bit of side-boob that the guy holding the painting is showing? yeah, that doesn't count.

[riverbabe]

that bit of side-boob that the guy holding the painting is showing? yeah, that doesn't count.

No. She's on her back with legs up. Mistook her face for a boob. What a booby am I.

[billyjoe]

Some of the early Picasso paintings before he got weird are awesome.

https://www.google.com/search?q=picasso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=WNFUVf-7MsHbgwTbzYCAAQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1680&bih=913#tbm=isch&q=early+picasso+paintings

------------------billy

[jiesen]

To stay on topic, here are two more boobies (also blue):

http://images.mudfooted.com/blue-footed-booby-dance.jpg

[riverbabe]

My yearly outburst! But wait! It's not on May 24th???

http://www.therecord.com/news-story/5631683-why-victoria-day-isn-t-on-the-24th-this-year/

It's the 24th of MAY
It's the Queen's birthDAY
If we don't get a holiday
We'll all run aWAY!