Too late for a political joke? I think not!

[Tatnic]

Maybe he can do a tour in Iraq now???

I heard a good one the other year....Cheney said that the insurgents in iraq were in their last throes! I think he meant to say his administration...lol...erh, I mean the bush administration

hey...I just heard that the dumocrats took the senate as well. Boy oh boy, how bad do you have to be to lose both houses of congress, in one election, to a bunch of idiots? I'm guessing this election is one for the history books.

[IIC]

I heard a good one the other year....Cheney said that the insurgents in iraq were in their last throes! I think he meant to say his administration...lol...erh, I mean the bush administration

hey...I just heard that the dumocrats took the senate as well. Boy oh boy, how bad do you have to be to lose both houses of congress, in one election, to a bunch of idiots? I'm guessing this election is one for the history books.

What many people don't seem to comprehend is that there are many degrees of Republicans and Democrats...There is very little similarity between a "Southern Democrat" and a "Northeastern Democrat"

Take Webb in Virginia...He's a registered Democrat...I'm a Republican...But in the overall scheme of things I bet he is more Conservative than I am...Remember George Wallace from Alabama???...He was a Democrat...Was he a Liberal???...He BLOCKED THE SCHOOLHOUSE DOOR...He was as far from Liberal on Civil Rights as any Nationally known figure: http://www.archives.state.al.us/govs...chooldoor.html

[mimo_100]

Kennedy

"Congressman Patrick Kennedy crashed his car into a barricade on Capitol Hill at 3 o'clock in the morning yesterday. The head of his office said there was no alcohol involved. That's why it's a big story, a Kennedy, a car accident and no alcohol? That's never happened before." --Jay Leno

[mimo_100]

more Ken

"What a nightmare I had last night. I dreamed I was at a Washington party and I had to choose between Dick Cheney taking me on a hunting trip or Ted Kennedy driving me home." --Jay Leno

"According to rumors, Ted Kennedy may have had a child out of wedlock. Well, who hasn't? But you know, something like this could damage Kennedy's image with women." --David Letterman

"Tabloids are reporting that Sen. Ted Kennedy has an illegitimate 21 year-old son. Apparently, Kennedy isn't denying the report, but the kid is." --Conan O'Brien

[ringo69]

"I am not a crook," President Nixon

[ringo69]

"I am not a crook," President Nixon

Oh wait! That wasn't a joke.

[IIC]

OK...Gag Me With A Spoon...Now that the Kissy-Face bipartisan talk is outta the way...LETS RUMBLE!!!

[Gwhiz]

Did you hear what Dennis Haster said to Mark Foley amidst the clamor of Foley's demise?



"Let's get on the same paige."

[Gwhiz]

That's from my history teacher Saladin Ambar

[riverbabe]

Hillary

This is a cute spoof on Hillary.

http://www.michaelhodges.com/missing.html

[Rob]

Remember George Wallace from Alabama???...He was a Democrat. [. . .] He was as far from Liberal on Civil Rights as any Nationally known figure.

I remember him well. And my father, who was probably politically to the right of Rush Limbaugh, voted for Wallace for President when he ran on the Independent ticket in 1968.

It's a strange quirk of history, though, how most people associate the progress of Civil Rights in this country with the Democrat party. The majority of the Democrats in congress did everything in their power to try to block the passage of the landmark Civil Rights Act of 1964, including launching longest filibuster in the history of the Senate (83 days). It was the Republicans who got the bill to Pres. Johnson's desk ... and that's no joke, just an unvarnished fact of history. Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction.

[Mary]

Who said that?

"Study hard and make the most of your education. Otherwise you'll end up marrying an ugly, neurotic, foreign ketchup heiress for her money."

[riverbabe]

"Study hard and make the most of your education. Otherwise you'll end up marrying an ugly, neurotic, foreign ketchup heiress for her money."

Dick Cheney?

[Rob]

"Study hard and make the most of your education. Otherwise you'll end up marrying an ugly, neurotic, foreign ketchup heiress for her money."

I don't know who said it, but who thinks Teresa Heinz Kerry is ugly? Okay, she's not exactly a cover girl but certainly not what I would consider ugly.

Now, her husband, on the other hand ...

[Mary]

re: Who said that?

I don't know who said it, but who thinks Teresa Heinz Kerry is ugly? Okay, she's not exactly a cover girl but certainly not what I would consider ugly.

I don't think it's an actual quote. It's just making fun of Kerry's recent insulting comment about our military personnel.