Outrageous Predictions for '07

[Louetta]

My boobs will get bigger and Mr. Market's will get smaller.

[peanuts]

Outrageous Predictions:

1) One of the most lucrative secrets of the VTP will be exposed
2) Lyehopper will get Mad Cow Disease
3) Billyjoe will shovel snow again
4) Louetta will become a ski-bum
5) Gatorman will reveal his secret identity
6) Rob will finally figure out how to get water that fell over Niagara Falls back up to Lake Erie
7) Jiesen will finally take over the world
8 DMK will try to take it off of Jiesen
9) DSteckler will laugh
10) Spikefader will shun TA and focus his investment style more towards lottery tickets
11) IIC will forget something... maybe
12) Skiracer will begin to place a 'd' at the end of 'and'
13) Riverbabe will be swept into the ocean as she tries to haul in the biggest catch of her life
14) Mimo will steal Katie Holmes off of Tom Cruise, but stiff Tom with the kid
15) Ray Long will save a bartender's life while thwarting a robbery attempt by pinning the crook to the wall with darts from 30 feet across the room.
16) Karel will become the internet
17) Runner will decide that price means nothing, and will begin to trade on volume alone.
18 Tatnic will agree with someone... maybe
19) GWhiz will tell us secrets of what it is like to be Mr. Market's neighbor
20) StkyTreat will sell a Berkshire A share to the cute girl down the street so that she'll do his homework for him
21) Alice will join a band of traveling stock market musicans called, "C notes"
22) New Born Baby will have so many new born babies that a zip code is created for his family
23) Gary will make a break for it
24) Grebnet will drive the getaway car, with Chimp Chimp on the gun
25) Scifos will catch them
26) ParkTwain will attempt a shareholder buy-out of a company and offer Mr. Market members the opportunity to join in.
27) Peter Hansen will reveal that his brother began and owns HANS
28 Mary will begin a coup attempt at the POTW
29) Photon will make 3 appearances in the POTW, and the results from just those 3 weeks will be enough to win the yearly contest
30) The Stock Girl will express her undieing love for peanuts
31) BJ will try to assassinate Ben Bernanke
32) Diogenes gives up the stock market for a lucrative carreer herding cats
33) Bo Sox Jon will win the World Series, but not play baseball
34) Sowers will crash the USS Enterprise into the space needle in Seattle
35) TFred will become a dentist
36) Shadow will stop lurking
37) Jim Smith will be arrested for stalking Louetta at her job at Suicide Six
38 Dakat will be approached by PETA to explain the sudden departure of his cats, and the sudden arrival of his new fur coat.
39) MickyMouse will supply the spray-paint to PETA
40) Mr. Market will shut this site down

So, there you go. That's my top 40 Outrageous Predictions For 2007

[IIC]

I predict IIC (Doug) will give up on daytrading and become a guru for Cramer after seeing his wife's huge gains on stocks Cramer recommends.

----------billyjoe

Geez...when I saw the title of this new thread I thought Cosmo was back.

Hmm Billy...Sounds good...I always wanted to be Cramer's sidekick who always bops him over the head with my rolled up IBD when he gets carried away

[billyjoe]

I predict IIC (Doug) will give up on daytrading and become a guru for Cramer after seeing his wife's huge gains on stocks Cramer recommends.

----------billyjoe