I Saw My Wife Kissing $100 Oil

[IIC]

$100 a Barrel Oil...Blame My Wife

When I got home from work today there was this big barrel on my front porch...It was delivered by UPS and it was from Lubbock, TX.

I opened the front door and said "Honey...What is this Big Barrel doing on our porch"?

She exclaimed..."Oh Goody...It took all day to arrive"...She went on to tell me that she took that "C" Note she got from Santa in her Christmas Stocking and bought us a Barrel of Oil.

After my excitement subsided I SCREAMED..."YOU JUST COST US 69 CENTS"!!!

[mrmarket]

Now folks are BEGGING for $100 oil !!

[IIC]

Now folks are BEGGING for $100 oil !!

Give me which hotel you are staying at in Vegas and I'll drive it over...Doug

[New-born baby]

Now folks are BEGGING for $100 oil !!

$75 oil coming, and perhaps $60, or even $20. Just depends on how deep the Great Depression goes.