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With the market acting like a "Busted YoYo", we can all use a mild diversion and some laughs. I would like to start it off with some old Henny Youngman one liners .
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car in NYC.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car in NYC.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
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