What was Rutgers thinking?

[buckhunter]

$$Mr. Market$$ -

OK, I've got to ask. You've got a son going to Rutgers, right? Why in the world would they pay $32,000 to that no-talent Snooki? 32 grand? Did they have to pay her by the pound?

Her advice to the students? Study hard and party harder. They should have hired you as a speaker. Those impressionable youth might have actually learned something.

[mrmarket]

I love Snookie

[Megafauna]

If Rutgers invited Mr.Market the students and faculty would be getting HUUUUUUUUUUGELY rich off the option calls on his picks!

[wooish]

I love Snookie

Snookie would go well with the cheese that you put in your sandwich. I have no idea why people would pay to see her. And oh my they paid her more than they paid the Nobel/Pulitzer prize winner, what's the world come to.