Quotation of the Day

[billyjoe]

Babe Ruth was struck out on three consecutive pitches by the great Walter Johnson. He said to the umpire "Did you see any of those pitches?" The umpire said "No". Babe said "Neither did I but the last one sounded high".

-------------billy

[mimo_100]

Life Is What we Make It, Always Has Been, Always Will Ge!

Grandma Moses

Not sure what "...Always Will Ge!" means.

[riverbabe]

Not sure what "...Always Will Ge!" means.

Be Be Be BE BE !!!!!?????

[riverbabe]

Quotation of the Day

"Kiss my ass."
Navinder Singh Sarao responding to an inquiry from the Chicago Mercantile Exchange into his suspicious orders.

[billyjoe]

Quotation of the Day

"Kiss my ass."
Navinder Singh Sarao responding to an inquiry from the Chicago Mercantile Exchange into his suspicious orders.

River, Short and to the point.

---------------billy

[Phoenix7]

Back in college many moons ago , a fellow student had become disgruntled after losing some money in a card game. He said . Why you Mother F*****! My response was short and to the point , "What's The Matter Did Your Mother Squeal?" That ended the situation as all the players around me broke out into a laugh!

[billyjoe]

A stewardess told Mohammed Ali to buckle his seat belt. Ali said "Superman don't need no seatbelt". The stewardess replied "Superman don't need no plane" Ali buckled up.

---------------billy

[riverbabe]

QUOTATION OF THE DAY

"There is a country called Finland, and that's where lamb skins go."
HAJJI SHER MOHAMMAD, an Afghan shepherd, describing the biggest market for his country's lamb pelts.

[billyjoe]

When Francis (later Cardinal) Spellman was a boy working in his father's grocery store his father told him "Always associate with people smarter than yourself, and you'll have no difficulty finding them."

-----------billy

[tiedyed1]

"Humans aren't as good as we should be in our capacity to empathize with feelings and thoughts of others, be they humans or other animals on Earth. So maybe part of our formal education should be training in empathy. Imagine how different the world would be if, in fact, that were 'reading, writing, arithmetic, empathy.' "
Neil deGrassi Tyson

[Phoenix7]

QUOTATION OF THE DAY

"There is a country called Finland, and that's where lamb skins go."
HAJJI SHER MOHAMMAD, an Afghan shepherd, describing the biggest market for his country's lamb pelts.

Back in college "Lamb Skins" was a popular birth control many guys used , but because viruses may penetrate the sheath , they are no longer used!
River certain words just bring back memories!

[riverbabe]

Quotation of the Day "They are unanimous in their hate for me; and I welcome their hatred." Yanis Varoufakis, Greece's finance minister, quoting President Franklin D. Roosevelt after a meeting with his eurozone counterparts.

[billyjoe]

............and I don't even know him

My Quote today : As a small boy Franklin Roosevelt was introduced to president Grover Cleveland . Cleveland put his hand on young Roosevelt's head and said "Young man, I make a strange wish that you never become president of the United States".


-----------------billy

[billyjoe]

When Joe Namath was a student football player at Alabama, the coach, Bear Bryant, told the players "This is a class operation, I want you to shine your shoes, comb your hair, and go to class. I don't want no dumbbells on this team. If there's a dumbbell in here please stand up" Joe Namath stood up. " Why are you standing up Namath? You ain't dumb." Namath said "Coach, I just hate to see you standing up there by yourself".

-------------billy

[jiesen]

"Listen. I don't mean to be pushy" - Sisyphus