Goals and Resolutions for 2018

[blindsquirrel]

1. Finish top 3 in PoTY again (let's start a streak!)
2. Grow my investment account by 50% (I'm not an old guy with a huge account, so this is less crazy than it looks written out like that)
3. Help someone else start investing

[Louetta]

No real changes from last year:

1. Plant more veggies.

2. Eat more veggies.

3. Work on my lat spread.

4. Run more.

5. Control my weight via formula (2 * Louetta's weight) + 10 pounds must be <= Ernie's weight.

6. Avoid trying to game the system (betting on buyouts, mergers, etc.)

7. Get myself laid as often as possible.

[jiesen]

No real changes from last year:

1. Plant more veggies.

2. Eat more veggies.

3. Work on my lat spread.

4. Run more.

5. Control my weight via formula (2 * Louetta's weight) + 10 pounds must be <= Ernie's weight.

6. Avoid trying to game the system (betting on buyouts, mergers, etc.)

7. Get myself laid as often as possible.

Louetta, you've added "weight".

[Louetta]

Louetta, you've added "weight".

I have. I can no longer bounce a quarter off my bottom.

[jiesen]

I have. I can no longer bounce a quarter off my bottom.

I once bounced off my bottom quarter.