As Web's World Turns

[IIC]

Too skinny...IIC

[Lyehopper]

Too skinny...IIC

She lives over in "Big Island" Doug. Her daddy's a struggling dairy farmer. She'll get some meat on her bones in time.... You must admit that she does have potential? Ya gotta see beyond the here and now sometimes.

[peanuts]

Sorta like this ...

Lawdy!

Why isn't she wearing a flannel? No tobacco stains? She's not smiling, so it's difficult for me to see how many teeth she has. Where's her Diddy... er, I mean boyfriend???

she certainly has that meth-head wafer-like thinness though... she just might be from the country

[Lyehopper]

she certainly has that meth-head wafer-like thinness though...

You know alot about SouthWestern VA don'tcha Peanuts?...LOL!

[peanuts]

You know alot about SouthWestern VA don'tcha Peanuts?...LOL!

I've been all over the country. That area of the country has 2 types of women... REALLY large, or REALLY skinny... but all their sons are rotund. I'm not sure why.

I've seen some beautiful people absolutely ruin themselves with meth. I mean everything goes... their weight, their looks, their hair, their money, their teeth... It's sad, really, really sad. But it is hard to take pity on people that have the ability to say no in the first place when they know something isn't right for them. I've spent 5 years in Alabama. It's bad in some places... and that's where I've seen beautiful women wreck their lives. It still makes me sick to think of it.

[Rob]

Picky, picky, picky

Well I happen to know who that lovely lady is.

Doug: that picture's a few years old; she's not as thin as that anymore, but she ain't overweight either.

Peanuts: She has a mouth chock-full of beautiful, pearly white teeth and doesn't chew.

Lye: This is a lady after your own heart. She raises longhorn cattle. I kid you not. Here's a photo from her ranch:

[peanuts]

Peanuts: She has a mouth chock-full of beautiful, pearly white teeth and doesn't chew.

Rob, she's beautiful. don't give her any meth

[Rob]

Fessing Up

Rob, she's beautiful. don't give her any meth

Peanuts. Yes she is. She's one of the most beautiful creatures I've ever seen. I feel I should fess up though. I never said I know her personally! I only said I know who she is. But I couldn't give her any meth if I wanted to, because: (1) I don't have any, (2) I wouldn't know where to obtain any, (3) I don't know her personally, and (4) Even if the previous 3 points were different, she wouldn't take it.

I only wanted to answer "The Stock Girl's" question about what girls look like in "God's Country." In the case of the girl in the photo, "God's Country" happens to be Texas.

[Lyehopper]

Lye: This is a lady after your own heart. She raises longhorn cattle. I kid you not. Here's a photo from her ranch:

I haven't figured out how to make money with longhorns Rob. I bought a beautiful registered Longhorn bull at Hollins Stockyard about three years ago, CHEAP too! He was some hobby farmers pet I think. I could walk up to him and scratch and pet him on the head like a hound dog. My goal was to make a few phone calls and see who might want a Longhorn herd bull, then I'd double my money on him.... I called everyone I knew and NOBODY wanted him.

I put him in a lot with a bunch of big weaned bull calves.... He would horn them with those HUUUUGE horns and drive them away from the feed trough and hog all the grain. Then one day he busted out and got with a group of my nice SimAngus heifers. He bred two before I caught on and got him out. Those two perfect black heifers had the ugliest spotted up calves you've ever seen. Probably cost me $500 per head on those two. I sold that SOB in Lynchburg for about the same thing I bought him for.LOL!

[IIC]

I haven't figured out how to make money with longhorns Rob.!

Normally you'd do best to take them to win and give the points...Doug(IIC)

[billyjoe]

Rob,
Were you referring to the longhorn or the girl?

billyjoe

[The Stock Girl]

Rob,
Were you referring to the longhorn or the girl?

billyjoe

Speaking of "longhorns" billyjoe........ How are those headaches today?

[Websman]

L.A. = Los Angeles
LA = Louisiana
Stock Girl probably lives in neither.
And as you observed, stock girl probably isn't even a girl.
Someone in Jack's thread (I think it was Lye) joked about Jack needing a fabricated admirer like Adman had with Stock Boy. Somebody who remembered that saga thought it would be funny to come up with "The Stock Girl." It's nothing more or less than that, IMO.

Rob, you're wrong on all counts...

#1. L.A. stands for Lower Alabama... Any good Redneck should know that.

#2. Stock Girl is very real... True she's a B----, but she's extremely intelligent.

[The Stock Girl]

Rob, you're wrong on all counts...

#1. L.A. stands for Lower Alabama... Any good Redneck should know that.

#2. Stock Girl is very real... True she's a B----, but she's extremely intelligent.

Something about you makes my upper lip sweat!

[dmk112]

Probably not. Headaches are a common side affect of most common "ED treatments" billyjoe. Please don't be embarrassed to talk with me about these things, afterall I am a physician. If the pain persists I recommend an MRI. If you have blurry vision or an erection lasting more than four hours please PM me.

oh man, i think my tea just came out of my nose for laughing s hard... hahahah lol