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This week, I'm going with a different theme titled, "The Cows are Mad"
In honor of the Mad cow disease scare, I'm going short on two restaurants that specialized in Beef.
The thought of wild, drunken Cattle stampeding through the dining areas of large steak houses in a wild rampage to retaliate against those who consume the flesh of the less fortunate, farm raised cows fascinates me. A cow with dementia can be a scary thing. Would you want an insane 700 pound bull chasing after you? I don't know of many people that could survive such an act of violence, with the exception of the mighty Mr Market of course, who would merely flex his 19" biceps causing the bull to turn around and run like a scared little field mouse.
That, of course is just an example of my Vulcan imagination working at warp speed. Why do I even refer to myself as a Vulcan? I haven't watched an episode of Star Trek in years! I do enjoy William Shatner's Priceline commercials though. I especially like the one where Leonard Nemoy steps in to take Shatner's job. Although, I get lots of entertainment from the Priceline commercials,they have never influenced me to actually use Price Line. I always book my flights through Travelocity or Orbitz. I once tried to open the door on a flight over the Pacific ocean, but was restrained by the flight attendents, who were actually Chipmunks in disguise. They were trying to explain to me how they made cheese while they were on Mars when I.... Hang on....I'm rambling on like a mad man...ain't I? I guess I forgot to take my medicine...sorry.
Back to reality.
Like I said earlier, I'm going short on the following two picks who should experience a further drops in share price as the Mad Cow scare progresses.
1. OSI - Outback steakhouse. Aussies are a mad bunch to start with. They should really flip out when their share price drops this week.
2. LNY - I know nothing about this particular restaurant, other than the fact that MSN was recntly pumping it. That should be enough to make it go off the deep end like a cow on Meth.
Let the madness begin! BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
In honor of the Mad cow disease scare, I'm going short on two restaurants that specialized in Beef.
The thought of wild, drunken Cattle stampeding through the dining areas of large steak houses in a wild rampage to retaliate against those who consume the flesh of the less fortunate, farm raised cows fascinates me. A cow with dementia can be a scary thing. Would you want an insane 700 pound bull chasing after you? I don't know of many people that could survive such an act of violence, with the exception of the mighty Mr Market of course, who would merely flex his 19" biceps causing the bull to turn around and run like a scared little field mouse.
That, of course is just an example of my Vulcan imagination working at warp speed. Why do I even refer to myself as a Vulcan? I haven't watched an episode of Star Trek in years! I do enjoy William Shatner's Priceline commercials though. I especially like the one where Leonard Nemoy steps in to take Shatner's job. Although, I get lots of entertainment from the Priceline commercials,they have never influenced me to actually use Price Line. I always book my flights through Travelocity or Orbitz. I once tried to open the door on a flight over the Pacific ocean, but was restrained by the flight attendents, who were actually Chipmunks in disguise. They were trying to explain to me how they made cheese while they were on Mars when I.... Hang on....I'm rambling on like a mad man...ain't I? I guess I forgot to take my medicine...sorry.
Back to reality.
Like I said earlier, I'm going short on the following two picks who should experience a further drops in share price as the Mad Cow scare progresses.
1. OSI - Outback steakhouse. Aussies are a mad bunch to start with. They should really flip out when their share price drops this week.
2. LNY - I know nothing about this particular restaurant, other than the fact that MSN was recntly pumping it. That should be enough to make it go off the deep end like a cow on Meth.
Let the madness begin! BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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