Good humor for stock pickers

[bec1nj]

OK you all, I thought I could spice up your day by listing these actual (for real they exist!) stock symbols --- they really can tell you about their company! Check out these "winners":

AFL.BO (must be a football locker room that smells)
BYO.AX (a party for logger enthusiasts)
CHIC (a la-di-da stock)
FUN (wish it always were true!)
GASEX (a mutual fund for Pepto Bismol lovers)
GODD (now that is really religious responsible investing)
HIT (watch out you don't meet it head on)
HUMP (sure beats pump and dump schemes)
ICSEX (another mutual fund, and this one comes in handy at singles parties)
INSEX (this fund sees a lot of movement and is trendy amongst couples)
LESS.BO (good compliment to the first stock on this list; shows promise)
LUV (all you need for all you 60's hippies)
ONE.TO (good for younger investors to learn mathematics)
MORE.BO (OK, my last one with this theme)
MRFIX (a great fund that specializes in Home Depot and other athome stocks)
PNSEX (no elaboration needed;you really wonder about firm's marketing dept.)
RATL (this stock really shakes things up and is volatile)
WMNXX (this honestly is a money market fund...must specialize in Playboy)

Have fun.

Bruce

[Websman]

You rock!!!

Thanks for making me laugh!