Homersays

[Homersays]

Hey George ! Make sure you check out the posts of Rob, Billyjoe and Lyehopper. Those guys could make you a fortune.

[IIC]

Robb is one of the best posters I have ever had the pleasure to read. A gentlemen and a scholar. You are the one who should be driven off this board.
I'll come back when Robb decides to return. I want no part of a board which includes people like you.

One thing's for sure Homz...You are a compulsive liar...How many times are you going to tell us you are not coming back???

If I had more time I'd love to tear everything you say to pieces...You sorta remind me of the time in college when I had rigworm on my leg...I put gentian violet on it 3x a day...But it took a whole month to go away.

[billyjoe]

Homer,
You don't have to worry about offending me and I don't know about Rob , but I have no doubt Lyehopper could crush you like a coon dog tick.
--------billyjoe

[Homersays]

BTW George, forgot to tell you to check out IIC. This guy is the best. You could learn a lot from him. No kidding !

[IIC]

BTW George, forgot to tell you to check out IIC. This guy is the best. You could learn a lot from him. No kidding !

As a matter of fact I'm sure he could...Thanks for the compliment Homeboy

[Homersays]

That's another dude Homer.... His handle was Robbb24, He never responded much to anything.... We ran his ass off long ago, you'll be next I'm sure.

You won't be running my ass off and you will not get any further investment advice from me. Your arrogant post killed that. I came to this board because the most knowledgable trader on the internet, Robbb24 was here. You say you ran him off. I've got news for you and the rest of the bozos on this board. Robbb left because this board is A joke and he didn't want to waste his valuable time and advice on a bunch of know nothings.

[RL]

I'll challenge George to darts.

[DSteckler]

Lawn darts?

[peanuts]

You won't be running my ass off and you will not get any further investment advice from me. Your arrogant post killed that. I came to this board because the most knowledgable trader on the internet, Robbb24 was here. You say you ran him off. I've got news for you and the rest of the bozos on this board. Robbb left because this board is A joke and he didn't want to waste his valuable time and advice on a bunch of know nothings.

Can Robbb24 count to infinity? Chuck Norris did it twice
Can Robbb24 slam a revolving door? Chuck Norris can
Does Robbb24 wear cowboy boots made from real cowboys? Chuck Norris does
Can Robbb24 talk about Fight Club? No, but Chuck Norris can

You're in trouble buddy, if you think Robbb24 is the best. He is nothing compared to Chuck Norris.

[skiracer]

Incredible state of affairs that has evolved here. This place went from great technical and fundamental analysis with plenty of charts and fundamental documentation plus terrific dialogue and commaradarie amongst the regular members to this dribble with Homer. One could say that birds of a feather like to congregate together but I know that isn't the case. Every reply to Homer only enables his creative juices to flow. Complete disregard will eventually, like plants without sunlight or water, cause him to wither and die off. Homer needs some type of inner fulfillment he isn't going to get here.
Eventually he'll come to realize that and seek other venues. Let him go.

[IIC]

You won't be running my ass off and you will not get any further investment advice from me. Your arrogant post killed that. I came to this board because the most knowledgable trader on the internet, Robbb24 was here. You say you ran him off. I've got news for you and the rest of the bozos on this board. Robbb left because this board is A joke and he didn't want to waste his valuable time and advice on a bunch of know nothings.

Why are you here Homey??? Are you one of those SAM’s???

Why don’t you hang out at the AOL Experienced Investors Board? Ever wonder why they don’t call it the AOL Good Investors Board?

No more advice...I must’ve been absent that day...Wait, you did give some advice...You told over 1600 forum members here that they are all suckers and can never make money in the market because Big Shots like you won’t let them.

Look, I have chumps like you for breakfast...Your rhetoric is getting tiresome...But I don’t think anyone is trying to run you off...Heck, I’m a patient guy. I have no problem waiting for those guys in the white suits to realize that you escaped. Just a matter of time before they do...And then they’ll be by to pick you up and take you HOME...Don’t worry....BTW, I hope they don’t have internet access at the HOME...

Acronym: SAM - "Smart Ass Masochist"

Because there is much confusion about what a SAM actually is, I feel I must preface my retraining article with my working definition, and an explanation, so you will see why it's important to discourage SAMmy behavior.

SAMs are masochists who don't know how to simply ask for what they want. Instead, they make a game of making people genuinely upset so that they will get punished.

SAMs are a big cause of guilt and hard feelings in the scene, and especially out of the scene. Just because you go off on them like they want you to doesn't mean they will praise you after. NO. Often they accuse their victims of being abusive, and try to make them take the whole blame for the reactions that they provoked.
There are psychological masochists who like to be verbally abused, and they have their SAM equivalent. You can see people like this trolling for abuse all over the net.

SAMs are often filled with self-loathing, and they deal with their guilt about their masochism by making themselves into victims and you into the bad guy.

Some SAMs are masterful manipulators. You will not simply be able to laugh off one of their onslaughts. They avoid tops who are phlegmatic and cool-tempered, and target the ones who are hot-blooded and short-tempered - on purpose. They specifically go for the ones with obvious problems like drug or drink addictions, like a wolf goes for the weakest deer in the herd.

A SAM is not a nice thing to be. SAMs don't negotiate their scenes. They work a person's nerves raw and provoke them to go off.

SAMs risk injury and death with their sad game. Many people don't react well to having their buttons pushed. Everybody has their human limit, and when your limit is reached a roar of rage will rise in your throat and you will not necessarily do the wisest thing.

The term SAM is commonly misused. Many people in the BDSM scene erroneously call themselves a SAM, like it's cute, like it's like calling yourself a pervert. Being a SAM is not like being an adorable "brat". Brats can be fun: SAMs are not. To be called a SAM is a straight up insult. People, please use the term correctly. It's only slang, but we still don't want it to become meaningless from misuse.

[Websman]

Has George ever heard of the VTP? >>

ROFLHAS !

I speak quite a few languages, but "ROFLHAS" is not familiar to me. Is this some kind of code or something?

[IIC]

I came to this board because the most knowledgable trader on the internet, Robbb24 was here. You say you ran him off. I've got news for you and the rest of the bozos on this board. Robbb left because this board is A joke and he didn't want to waste his valuable time and advice on a bunch of know nothings.

Wait a minute Homz...You joined here about 3 weeks ago...ROBB has not posted for quite sometime...You say he left...If he left it was a heck of a lot longer than 3 weeks ago...So what really brought you here?

Now, I assume you knew ROBB from the AOL Board...Think about it...Maybe ROBB is tryin' to stay one step ahead and away from you.

rotflshmbeamepoaistigtdbid

rolling on the floor laughing so hard my brain explodes and my eyes pop out and I think I'm going to die but I dont.

[billyjoe]

Doug,
Thanks for the "SAMS" explanation. I thought there must be a name for such behavior. Did you also notice a bunch of "SAMS" appeared here about the same time? I won't be baited by them anymore.
-------billyjoe

[Homersays]

IIC is a loon if ever there was one. Websman on the other hand can't be baited. I am impressed and will peruse his posts in the future. That said, good luck to the rest of you. I harbor no ill feelings.