Homersays

[New-born baby]

Shorts Getting The Life Sucked Out Of Them

Late day pump job forcing the shorts to cover. Don't get sucked in. Sell if you haven't already done so. Dow has jumped 50 pts in 20 min.

This is advice #1.

The best laid plans of mice and men or so the saying goes. This is the sought of rally I was expecting on the Fed raising 1/2 pt. and pausing. Today Bernanke added fuel to the rally with his comments. Volume is heavy. Shorts are getting the life squeezed out of them. Dow 11000 seems a given.

This is fact #1.

[Lyehopper]

Robb is one of the best posters I have ever had the pleasure to read. A gentlemen and a scholar. You are the one who should be driven off this board.
I'll come back when Robb decides to return. I want no part of a board which includes people like you.

Damn!.... That was easy....SsSsSsSssssss!

[Websman]

Homer, if you'll promise never to post here again, I'll give you my latest hot stock pick...

[Lyehopper]

Homer, if you'll promise never to post here again, I'll give you my latest hot stock pick...

Heck! I'll take you up on that one Webs!

[Websman]

Heck! I'll take you up on that one Webs!

OK...Here it is...

Buy any stock that is priced low and sell it high. Do this over and over and you'll make a pile of money! BWAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

[Homersays]

Best advise on the web right here folks! Homer is HUUUUGE!!!!

What an asshole.

[Jim Smith]

How did I know it would come to this?

I know Homer as Garbo from the experienced investor's board.....The writing is unmistakeable......now, garbo is right about these types of rallies being the hallmarks of bear markets.........But, I believe in the devine right of money and there's no place for money to go except equities.....and Picasso paintings.

[billyjoe]

I'm not the brightest bulb on this forum , but even I can tell there's something terribly wrong with maybe 10 posters here within the last 2-4 months. Maybe it's all the same guy. There's another explanation that's very disturbing . Say it's not so guys.
----1.) Webs has been lending the keys to the prison computer room to the wrong crowd
----2.) Lye is in cahoots supplying them with hootch , rotgut (false goji)

Hope I'm wrong ...wah.. wah...wah so sad

--------billyjoe

[Lyehopper]

What an asshole.

Thanks Homer.... Don't be so sensitive dude!.... Maybe it's an AOL thing.

btw.... Do you actually trade stocks or just report the news?

[Homersays]

#25 06-12-2006, 04:26 PM
Homersays
Member Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 57



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Originally Posted by Jim Smith
I am seeing things just starting to breakdown from support levels and trendlines.....for you to say a real bounce is coming anywhere near here is ridiculous.


Cover your shorts before the end of the month if not sooner. Ridiculous? I don't think so. Stay tuned.

[Homersays]

I kinda like your approach to things, Homer. What kind of stocks would Homer say to buy? And how about the oil stocks? Is the party over?

Originally Posted by Homersays
Quote:
Originally Posted by Homersays
Good or bad --- less than 100,000 jobs created in May?


As expected. Sell the opening. >>

Right on jobs report, right on selling, and will be right on the Fed raising 1/2 pt. and pausing.

Also will be right that June will see the lows for the markets until September with October the buy of a lifetime.

[New-born baby]

Originally Posted by Homersays
Quote:
Originally Posted by Homersays
Good or bad --- less than 100,000 jobs created in May?


As expected. Sell the opening. >>

Right on jobs report, right on selling, and will be right on the Fed raising 1/2 pt. and pausing.

Also will be right that June will see the lows for the markets until September with October the buy of a lifetime.

I do agree with Homer that oil has topped for now. How do they say it--you Americans?--right on?

[Homersays]

I was talking with my friend George S. last night and told him about this board. Said he should check it out. No one has ever taken a loss. The number one guru has had 81 consecutive trades all profitable by at least 15% or more. "You are putting me on" said George. "Even with all the billions I have made, I sometimes had to take a loss." No kidding George. This board is a wonder --- nothing but market mavens on this board. You just gotta check it out. Maybe you could improve your record. Get off the floor George and stop laughing so hard. You are going to hurt yourself.

[Websman]

I was talking with my friend George S. last night and told him about this board. Said he should check it out. No one has ever taken a loss. The number one guru has had 81 consecutive trades all profitable by at least 15% or more. "You are putting me on" said George. "Even with all the billions I have made, I sometimes had to take a loss." No kidding George. This board is a wonder --- nothing but market mavens on this board. You just gotta check it out. Maybe you could improve your record. Get off the floor George and stop laughing so hard. You are going to hurt yourself.

I've had plenty of losing trades, but my winners have made up the difference and have given me a nice profit.

Has George ever heard of the VTP?

[Homersays]

Has George ever heard of the VTP? >>

ROFLHAS !