Cramer's Rants / Stockl's Lemons

[billyjoe]

6/08/06

This is my first report on Cramer and Stocklemon. Cramer comments Mon-Fri.
Stocklemon , not as often so it will be here. It's not easy listening to Cramer for an hour , but somehow I made it.

--------------------------Cramer-------------------------------

Today's subject : Speculation

Summary : Most speculators don't know what they're doing. These stocks are very risky. You can easily throw money away on them. Characteristics : have little/no earnings , checkered track record , between 2.00 - 10.00 , price moves on news , great ideas, yet to cash in on them , ethanol stocks are latest example . Recommendations : never use borrowed money to buy them , use only money you can afford to lose , maximum of 20% of your descretionary funds.
Today Cramer started a Speculative Index Fund that he will track over time.
These stocks should be regarded as very risky , very volatile , for short term holding. They are down over 15% since market top 5/11/06. Cramer's take on these is of every 5 speculative stocks , 2 will crash , 2 will do little , 1 may be a triple.
----------------Cramer's Speculative Index-------------------------
--------RTK--------EZM--------KRV--------JDSU--------IVAN
--------CNXT------TMX--------FNSR-------NXG---------CIEN

Stocks Cramer likes today : VOD MDRX GM SHLD he hates : GPS

He believes global positioning stocks are about to explode , the hot mapping stocks in order of quality : GRMN TRMB NVT MAPS


Stocklemon : nothing new , They still hate HOM and seem to have "the goods" on them

---------billyjoe

[IIC]

Booya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a few sites to get 'ya goin' Billy...You'll be a Cramer expert by the end of the week...Doug(IIC)

http://cramerwatch.org

http://cramers-mad-money.com

http://madmoneyrecap.com

http://www.cramersmadmoney.com

http://www.thecramerreport.com

http://www.cramers-mad-money.com

http://www.yourmoneywatch.com or http://www.booyahboyaudit.com

http://madmoneymachine.com

[billyjoe]

Doug,
You may remember Cramer was even wilder maybe 15 years ago when he appeared rarely on network financial segments. They were scared of what he might say or do . He claims to have been close to a stroke , nervous breakdown , or both during his hedge fund years. He says his wife, the Stock Goddess, is a much better trader than he.

----------billyjoe

[Lyehopper]

Great thread BillyJoe! THANKS DUDE!

[Rob]

Avatars

Lyehopper, I gotta tell ya, dude, that Batboy avatar cracks me up every time I see it.

BillyJoe, thanks for the Cramer report!

[IIC]

Lyehopper, I gotta tell ya, dude, that Batboy avatar cracks me up every time I see it.

BillyJoe, thanks for the Cramer report!

LOL...You got the wrong KRAMER... Here is THE "REAL" KRAMER's Home Page:

http://www.kennykramer.com/

[Lyehopper]

Lyehopper, I gotta tell ya, dude, that Batboy avatar cracks me up every time I see it.

BillyJoe, thanks for the Cramer report!

It does me too....LOL!

Speakin' of Cramer.... Mrs Lye, me, Pam & Gary went to see Jerry Seinfeld tonight at the Rke CC.... My gut hurts from laughing so hard at that crazy dude!

[IIC]

Doug,
You may remember Cramer was even wilder maybe 15 years ago when he appeared rarely on network financial segments. They were scared of what he might say or do . He claims to have been close to a stroke , nervous breakdown , or both during his hedge fund years. He says his wife, the Stock Goddess, is a much better trader than he.

----------billyjoe

No I don't remember...But 'ya know Steve Martin had a breakdown years ago...He used to be a tour guide at DisneyLand...Guess we all have our breaking point???

The Stock Goddess...Don't know...But...although I don't like to stereotype in any regard...From my experience, the BEST traders I personally know are women...But then again...Some of the worst one's are too...Go figure???

[Rob]

Stuff

Mrs Lye, me, Pam & Gary went to see Jerry Seinfeld tonight at the Rke CC.... My gut hurts from laughing so hard at that crazy dude!

Was that tonight? I didn't know. Doesn't matter, 'cause I probably wouldn't have gone. I'll bet it was riotously funny, though. We had a much more low-key evening. Mrs. Rob and I went to that X-Men 3 movie tonight. It's a pretty good flick if you like those movies based on comic books, which I do.

Edit: What's Gary buying these days?

[Lyehopper]

Seinfeld jokes....

Jerry said..... "Why is everybody in the Middle East so whacked out anyway?.... Is it because there's all that sand.... and no beach?".... Then he elaborates as only he can....

Then he was cracking on terrorists..... He said.... "What I like is the suicide bomber that just blows himself up and no one else is hurt.... What do the terrorists call this guy "Wile-E- Al-Quida"?.... I can see em now.... a helmet on his head, roller-skates on his feet and rockets strapped to his back (then Seinfeld crouches down and squints his eyes like he's gonna take off) then it's kablooooooeee! (he says with that cracking yelling voice)"....

He had a bunch of new funny material. Go see him if he's gonna be in your town, it's worth it imo....

[Lyehopper]

What's Gary buying these days?

Well since I trade his account for him.LOL.... He's short what ever I am right now dude.SsSsSsSssssss!

[Rob]

I didn't know you did that. Wow! He really trusts you, don't he?

I'd be careful with those short positions. Like Runner says, there may be a healthy bounce here. Very difficult to call, though.

[Lyehopper]

I didn't know you did that. Wow! He really trusts you, don't he?

I'd be careful with those short positions. Like Runner says, there may be a healthy bounce here. Very difficult to call, though.

Oh! beleive me.... I will.... I've got him about 75% cash anyhow. He likes to see that pie chart green on these big red down days.... He called me today all happy that he was making money on such a crappy day.LOL! He has never been one to short sell.... so he like's to see that.

[Lyehopper]

Just watched Crammmmmer.... Here's what I got from it in a nutshell.lol

Short DSTI
Short STP
Short ENER
Short OSUR

He likes ESLR but I say short it too....

The HUGE cap stuff he mentions (Like JNJ) I just ignore.

[billyjoe]

6/09/06 Cramer Report

Subject : Defensive portfolio just in case Crazy Uncle Ben , who appears to be in over his head, fails in attempt to fix the economy. Definitely sell tech , possibly buy some biotech , definitely buy these food producers and over the counter drug mfg. companies : Food--HSY--MKC--K
Over Counter Drugs--SGP--NVS--SNY--JNJ--GSX

Today He Likes---WG --He Hates--STP--BKS--APPB

----------billyjoe