Cramer's Rants / Stockl's Lemons

[sisterwin2]

God... things getting that desparate that we are following Kramer now??

[billyjoe]

sister,
No, Kramer is another knucklehead that picks stocks for AOL Financial. Our's is Cramer from Mad Money, but you knew that already.
---------billyjoe

[sisterwin2]

lol..... yes I knew that... Cramer.

Nurses are not taught to spell or correct spelling.

[IIC]

Billy...you're fallin' down on the job...Where's the updates?

BTW...Check this out: http://stocklemonaide.blogspot.com/


...IIC

[Homersays]

Has killed more Jews than Hitler. Pardon the pun.

[Rob]

Huh?

What the devil are you talking about, Homer?

[IIC]

Yeah Homey...I'm lost too????

[Homersays]

What the devil are you talking about, Homer?

>>

It's an insider joke. You wouldn't understand it.

[billyjoe]

Doug,
I also don't know what Homer is talking about and I never heard of stocklemonaid , but will check it out. Nothing new on stocklemon. Will have a report from Cramer tonight. I'll bet you're on the edge of your seats waiting for it.
------billyjoe

[IIC]

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It's an insider joke. You wouldn't understand it.

Yeah...Rob probably wouldn't get it...But I would...Doug(IIC)

[billyjoe]

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It's an insider joke. You wouldn't understand it.

Homer,
I have a feeling it's not very funny.
-------billyjoe

[billyjoe]

Cramer 6/13/06

When hunting for bargains, look for a hated beaten down sector. One that a hedge fund wouldn't be caught dead with. Right now a perfect candidate is Natural Gas. Trading at a 1 -12 ratio in relation to oil, one of the lowest ratios in memory. Cramer likes CRZO , a possible takeover . Other stocks apparently bottomed out with little more downside but much in the way of upside potential are WCI and RDA.
Cash is a good defence in a bad economy. Stocks with lots of cash other than banks or insurance companies are AAPL CEO and SGP , all having between !5%-19% of their market cap in cash on hand.

Hated stocks today : JDSU AV GTW

-------billyjoe

[peanuts]

Cramer 6/13/06

When hunting for bargains, look for a hated beaten down sector. One that a hedge fund wouldn't be caught dead with. Right now a perfect candidate is Natural Gas. Trading at a 1 -12 ratio in relation to oil, one of the lowest ratios in memory. Cramer likes CRZO , a possible takeover . Other stocks apparently bottomed out with little more downside but much in the way of upside potential are WCI and RDA.
Cash is a good defence in a bad economy. Stocks with lots of cash other than banks or insurance companies are AAPL CEO and SGP , all having between !5%-19% of their market cap in cash on hand.

Hated stocks today : JDSU AV GTW

-------billyjoe

A natural gas play that has property in BOTH barnett shale AND fayette shale is Hallwood Group... HWG. Super low float and has taken an absolute beating lately. It got a nice $5+ head start today. hmmmm, I wonder why?

[billyjoe]

Peanuts,
HWG has been getting mention a lot lately. Maybe people who thought they'd make their fortune from rising nat. gas will if they buy now.
-------billyjoe

[billyjoe]

6/14/06 Cramer Report

Sell ethanol. Most of the money to be made in ethanol has already been made. Several IPO's will be coming shortly related to this fuel. There will be much more supply than demand. It has become too speculative as have solar energy stocks. Any increase in natural gas prices which are now depressed will further crush ethanol.

Know your fellow stockholders, as only buyers and sellers ultimately move the price of stocks. Stay defensive until the bad shareholders are driven away. Cramer defines a bad shareholder as one purchasing stocks on margin. Buy when margin debt is low. Margin debt is up 50 billion in the last year. Cash will encourage the market, not borrowed money.

Cramer Likes : GIS CHK

No updates on stocklemon , although a newer site stocklemonaide is now attacking stocklemon as a tool of hedge funds

-----billyjoe