Cramer's Rants / Stockl's Lemons

[Runner]

Notice the chart showing the nice acceleration of the trend. This is what I like about PCU. Note the clean pullback.

Billyjoe, I missed this nice set up!!

[Lyehopper]

It's UTK Billy not UTX.... Here's the link to the UTK story on sharesleuth.com

http://www.sharesleuth.com/

Here's an (financial management) stock that I suspect (like UTK) is "investing" in similar bogus companies.... check out TINY.... Should be an easy one to remember if it crashes B.I.G.... lol

Look at UTK today (down nearly 10%)....

TINY down 13% from it's peak last Friday.... Ain't it funny how all these bogus co's are all on the AMEX?

EDIT: TINY is not on the AMEX it's on the NASDAQ. I don't know for sure that it's "bogus".... but I suspect that many of the co's they invest in will never be profitable. I have created a V-V search for bogus AMEX companies and I found 68 candidates. I'll try to post some after I do further research.

[Tatnic]

Cramer 11/03/06

LIKES:CMCSA HPQ ORCL SGP JNJ AES FS CSCO AIG LVLT

HATES: CHTR GTW NEM AHR PFE OSK QCOM AMAT CHS HANS

Socklemon updates on IIG today. They say IIG uses cookie jar accounting moving accounts receiveable , debts , cash on hand , future earnings anticipated and anything else they can manipulate to make it appear they are making money. The cookie jar is almost empty. They are under federal investigation for accounting irregularities and consumer fraud. While all this is going on, their stock which plummeted from the high 20's to 3.60 is back up to 18.10 and was named a strong buy by Zacks today. Watch for a big drop Monday. Stocklemon again says it has a terminal business model. They have recently restated earnings and later restated the restated earnings.

------------billyjoe

yep...been wondering when he would make a re-appearance. The co. is due to report next week so it should be a very volatile week for that stock. Keep in mind what happened the last time they had a conference call...the stock gapped up big and then crapped bigger. But it's also one of the most bullish charts I've seen in a long time and the company has squeezed the crap out of the shorts...that's their business plan in a nutshell...to play games with their stock price and try to stay one step ahead of trouble.

Lastly, this is why many companies trade on the amex...they can get away with not reporting earnings for years. Last time I checked, iig still didn't have an updated sec filing.

[billyjoe]

Cramer 11/6/06

LIKES: CSCO TWX AMD AAPL IBM HPQ GLW YHOO RIMM KKD

HATES: IR HANS BRLC AYR IMCL SPWR BGC AMLN SPN GRMN


Stocklemon--more bad news for IIG . Microsoft Office Live ships Nov.15th.
They essentially offer free what IIG's Storesonline charges $5000 for. IIG was down today a bit over 1% on big volume. Closing at 17.87 it might be the last hurrah as earnings also will be announced this week.

--------billyjoe

[billyjoe]

Cramer 11/07/06

LIKES: ATVI GME ERTS RIMM GOOG HAL AMGN CSCO

HATES: TTWO TOMO GRMN PEIX

Stocklemon is suspicious of BRLC's latest earnings report . Accounts payable soared about 56 million over last quarter, from 3.9 million to 60 mill. They believe it is because of a deal with Kolin, Korean Company that is their largest shareholder and has given them rebates averaging 27% on all that is purchased from them. In a time when LCD manufacturers are in a steady decline, BRLC's profit margins have magically risen to 18% , far above their major competitors. Also , insiders are selling millions of dollars of stock during these boom times.

-----------billyjoe

[billyjoe]

Cramer 11/09/06

Cramer loves NYX . Says it could go to 250 , currently around 90. They are cost cutting by getting rid of 17% of workers and closing 1 of their 5 trading rooms. Cramer says there's lots of more room on the trading floor than in the past. A new hybrid trading system is very efficient. They are going to merge with Euronext without a bidding war. They are greatly improving management and expanding into Tokyo and India exchanges.

LIKES: NYX JBX CMG HOG EMR DEO

HATES: CPKI ORB PWAV XMSR S PEP KO BUD HANS

--------billyjoe

Stocklemon : another update on IIG. Funny things are happening at IIG as explained in their conference call Tuesday. They reported bringing in 3 million in cash from their seminars. Normally they don't hold seminars on the final 3 days of a quarter because it skews earnings since there is a 3 day cancellation option for buyers. However, IIG held 18 seminars Sept. 28-30 that netted them 1.54mil cash which happened to make more profit than the other 225 seminars in the quarter (1.46 mil.) Could it be because the cancellations weren't taken into account ? Stocklemon says any way the cards are stacked, the house will eventually collapse. IIG closed down .01 @ 18.96 today.

[IIC]

Stocklemon : another update on IIG. Funny things are happening at IIG as explained in their conference call Tuesday. They reported bringing in 3 million in cash from their seminars. Normally they don't hold seminars on the final 3 days of a quarter because it skews earnings since there is a 3 day cancellation option for buyers. However, IIG held 18 seminars Sept. 28-30 that netted them 1.54mil cash which happened to make more profit than the other 225 seminars in the quarter (1.46 mil.) Could it be because the cancellations weren't taken into account ? Stocklemon says any way the cards are stacked, the house will eventually collapse. IIG closed down .01 @ 18.96 today.

I wonder how much IBD makes on their seminars? I've always thought that IBD should offer a lot of low cost seminars...Say $49.95. I'll bet it would pay off in spades as far as getting subscribers...I'd assume that 99% of those that go to their $179 to $7,000 seminars are already subscribers.

These low cost seminars could be maybe 3 hours with about 100 people...That's 5 grand...Room rental $1,500...I'd be the instructor for FREE ...They could just pay me $50 for each attendee that subscribed to the paper and $100 for each Dailygraphs subscriber.

[billyjoe]

Doug,
Start your own seminars. You know more than 99% of the guys doing it. I'd work for the IIC 100 seminars and even wear a nice shirt and tie and run to the people asking questions with a microphone. I'd have enough knowledge of the IIC 100 to fake it.

----------billyjoe

[IIC]

Doug,
Start your own seminars. You know more than 99% of the guys doing it. I'd work for the IIC 100 seminars and even wear a nice shirt and tie and run to the people asking questions with a microphone. I'd have enough knowledge of the IIC 100 to fake it.

----------billyjoe

I might have mentioned this before???...Back around 1995-96 a friend of mine and I were setting up seminars to teach people Canslim...we had the place...we had the advertising all figured out...all the details...But somehow the NASD found out...I never did find out how.

Well, I was willing to do it anyway...but they scared my friend off...We were not qualified/licensed...So it never happened.

I may not be the best speaker or the best instructor...But I love to talk and I don't get particularly nervous speaking in front of groups.

[peanuts]

I might have mentioned this before???...Back around 1995-96 a friend of mine and I were setting up seminars to teach people Canslim...we had the place...we had the advertising all figured out...all the details...But somehow the NASD found out...I never did find out how.

Well, I was willing to do it anyway...but they scared my friend off...We were not qualified/licensed...So it never happened.

I may not be the best speaker or the best instructor...But I love to talk and I don't get particularly nervous speaking in front of groups.

Hey Doug,

If it means anything to you, I would have attended your seminars. I would have been the guys with all the questions about 7% stop loss

[IIC]

Hey Doug,

If it means anything to you, I would have attended your seminars. I would have been the guys with all the questions about 7% stop loss

Actually, you and I would probably be a good team...You could ask questions like that and I could respond w/ something like this:

I gave up Canslim when I had seventy 7% losers in a row ... LOL

[billyjoe]

Cramer 11/10/06

Cramer likes TRMP. On monday they will present a proposal to build a casino complex in a blighted area of Philadelphia. With a 50% chance of success at least, this could raise shares by 4 points. Decision will be made in December.Trump currently has 371,000 feet of gambling area along with 3180 hotel rooms and suites. They are doing a 240mil. renovation on the Trump Taj Mahal. They bought land cheaply in Atlantic City and if all developments work out Cramers sees TRMP as a $32 stock in 18 months. Closed today at 22.05. Use limit orders buy on dips.

MA, another MSFT? Cramer thinks so.MA has doubled since May IPO was underpriced due to bad previous IPO's especially VG. MA's fixed costs are down. They are taking off in Europe and have signed agreements with China to be in major cities prior to the 2008 olympics. They have 2.3 bil in cash, 40% growth this year with 20% ROE. Should earn 6.00/sh next year with 20-25% growth . This translates to a $150 value.

LIKES: TRMP MA USG SHLD CSCO

HATES: NEU ELN PAYX INTU FCX PCU

Game plan next week. These retailers look good : SPLS TGT GPS MW MRVL . Buy drug stocks after institutions are done dumping. This will be signaled by the stocks going up and stabilizing early in the week.

--------billyjoe

[billyjoe]

Cramer 11/15/06

LIKES: AAPL CNE ENT PDS DAKT BTE RATE JCP HOG

HATES: CREAF MW TXU PSUN AMZN ANF GNSS


Cramer says recent announcement by the Tory Party in Canada to tax Canadian Energy Trusts at the corporate rate in 4 years has caused them to plummet in price since Nov.1st , some by as much as 33%. CNE now yields 19% as a result and ENT 20%. This looks to be the bottom and taxation won't happen for 4 years if it ever does, making these exceptional buys .

----------billyjoe

[billyjoe]

Cramer 11/16/06

LIKES: NKE UARM FO SHLD LVCT SIX PCP EBAY ORCL ID KBH ADSK HAL PVX VMC

HATES: DELL OPSW QCOM CROX WFMI RDA HDB ISIS OIH BDK ZUMZ

-----------billyjoe

Stocklemon update : they now believe that IIG (imergent) will not be brought down by government regulators but by competition fron MSFT's Office Live

[peanuts]

Cramer 11/16/06

LIKES: NKE UARM FO SHLD LVCT SIX PCP EBAY ORCL ID KBH ADSK HAL PVX VMC

HATES: DELL OPSW QCOM CROX WFMI RDA HDB ISIS OIH BDK ZUMZ

-----------billyjoe

Webs, I want your opinion of VMC. I want to hear it from the expert. I did not see Cramer at the last meeting of the inner circle.