Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Clarkstondude]

my future wife I met in the Philippines on accident, she also had a cure for my sons blood illness...talk about fate. She has my favorite boob size...small BUT you can hang coats on Asian nipples and lack of experience in my mind reminds me of "porn star"

Today I stayed cash is king, what a saw blade pattern.

[Peter Hansen]

MEN "Better Cashiers"

Well .....how would I know ?......Just look at this video and judge for yourself. Of course River Babe would make a GREAT cashier!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kBOvEuIAOFE

[skiracer]

Well .....how would I know ?......Just look at this video and judge for yourself. Of course River Babe would make a GREAT cashier!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kBOvEuIAOFE

pete,
you're nuts. where do you find this stuff?

[Peter Hansen]

Ski

pete,
you're nuts. where do you find this stuff?

A retired teacher friend of mine , relocated to Horizon City Texas , and needless to say .....with so much free time on his hands.....he does have an eye for some funny stuff
Ski he was a great HS History teacher ....but he did have an eye for the ladies and a great sense of humor.

[Karel]

Well .....how would I know ?......Just look at this video and judge for yourself. Of course River Babe would make a GREAT cashier!

The video is conclusive evidence that men are not better cashiers, or at least this one isn't. To try to press a knee alarm button with your fingers is, well, stupid.

Regards,

Karel

[skiracer]

The video is conclusive evidence that men are not better cashiers, or at least this one isn't. To try to press a knee alarm button with your fingers is, well, stupid.

Regards,

Karel

stupid maybe but at least he had a backup system in place.

[riverbabe]

stupid maybe but at least he had a backup system in place.

And Riverbabe, who was smart enough to know where the backup system was and how it would work, and hot enough to know how to activate it! That old adage has just been proven true again!...behind (and/or in front of) every successful man is a smart and hot woman...!

P.S., that also should answer an earlier question you had about which would I (or any woman) rather be.

[IIC]

He ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty
good for a 60-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking that she
might have a hot daughter.

They drank a bit, had a bit of a snuggle and she asked if he'd ever had a
Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" he asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

He said, "No."

They drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was "his lucky night".

They went back to her place, walked in, she put on the hall light and
shouted upstairs:








"Mom, you still awake"?

[Peter Hansen]

21 New Film March 28

21 is based on Ben Mitzrich's book "Bringing down the House" It is a factual book based on 6 MIT math genius's who go to Vegas and beat them at their own game . Look at the Trailer great Door's Music .....one I will definitely see. The Book was EXCELLENT!

http://movies.aol.com/movie/21-2008/29674/video/trailer-no-1/2037803

ENJOY

[billyjoe]

I swam .44318 of a mile today. Before I got the flu I was swimming over .5 mile each day. Not bad for an old codger.

------------billyjoe

[billyjoe]

21 is based on Ben Mitzrich's book "Bringing down the House" It is a factual book based on 6 MIT math genius's who go to Vegas and beat them at their own game . Look at the Trailer great Door's Music .....one I will definitely see. The Book was EXCELLENT!

http://movies.aol.com/movie/21-2008/29674/video/trailer-no-1/2037803

ENJOY

Pete,
I always thought it odd that Vegas can ban a person from a casino if they are smart enough to figure out a profitable system, yet casinos use a system that gives them unfair advantage and it's completely legal.

-----------billyjoe

[IIC]

Pete,
I always thought it odd that Vegas can ban a person from a casino if they are smart enough to figure out a profitable system, yet casinos use a system that gives them unfair advantage and it's completely legal.

-----------billyjoe

I used to count cards...it was profitable...but extremely tiring...When they went to 8 decks and then the auto shufflers they ruined it

[Peter Hansen]

HERSHEY Chocolate Medical WARNING!!

Before you sink your choppers into another bar of Hershey Chocolate please read the following medical announcement .......SCARY to say the Least . Yikes .....and the consequences are EXTREME!

http://boards.cbs.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=1&nav=messages&webtag=CBSBoldMB&tid=6936

[Peter Hansen]

Gee ....Who would have "Thunk" it?

A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER 'T'.
EXAMPLE
TUESDAY
THURSDAY
TODAY
TOMORROW
THANKSGIVING
THATURDAY
THUNDAY
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A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED ALSO TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. HERE ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS:
5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER
12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME
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THE PERFECT BREAKFAST..AS A MAN SEES IT.....
YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLE AND YOUR SON IS ON THE COVER OF WHEATIES......
YOUR MISTRESS IS ON THE COVER OF PLAYBOY........
AND YOUR WIFE IS ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON.
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WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?
NUDITY
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
ABOUT 45 LBS.
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?
ABOUT 45 MINUTES
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WHAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO A MAN'S HEART?
THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A REALLY SHARP KNIFE
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?
A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE, ALONG WITH A RECIPE.
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WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?
ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT........
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE ?A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS 'ONCE UPON A TIME.....'AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS...........
'Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT

[billyjoe]

Losing all the Mr.Mkt. babes

Why do we keep losing all our posters of the fairer sex? Stockgirl.......gone
Louetta.........gone Riverbabe.........slowly fading away others..............I can't remember their names. Mr.Market, work your magic and get them back!

------------billyjoe