Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[billyjoe]

River,
Cleveland Clinic said they can't do anything for me. I for some reason produce massive amounts of scar tissue, they cut it out once and I could walk somewhat normally in the hospital for a couple weeks then it started growing back despite therapy twice a day and being on the knee moving machine (CPM) 24 hours a day. By the time I left the rehab unit the knee was nearly completely frozen and no progress was made with 6 more months of therapy. They say the tissue can't grow that fast but it did. Especially after total knee replacement, few surgeons will try any more scar removal. They say they can't stop it from growing back. Haven't seen my knee cap for 2 1/2 years although it looks normal on the X- Ray. I'm getting along OK, can swim better than I can walk. Swam over 1000 yards today. Maybe in the next few years they'll come up with something after all it's not brain surgery. Have lots of time to perfect picking stocks now.

-----------billy

[IIC]

Who is it?

Photo Fun

Look at this photo...Then move back 10 to 12 feet and look at it again

[Peter Hansen]

IIC Cool That has to be River LOL

Photo Fun

Look at this photo...Then move back 10 to 12 feet and look at it again

Wow yes that is River LOL

[riverbabe]

Wow yes that is River LOL

You're DREAMING!!! I am MUCH MUCH MUCH better looking than that!

[IIC]

Daddy, how was I born?


A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


Scroll down...

"You got Male!"

[Peter Hansen]

River You Are Beautiful!

You're DREAMING!!! I am MUCH MUCH MUCH better looking than that!

River you are indeed a very attractive woman.....I was just joking with ya!

Have a Beautiful day .......Peter !

[Peter Hansen]

IIC Nice

Daddy, how was I born?


A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


Scroll down...

"You got Male!"

IIC Funny . I did pass this one on ....Thanx

[Peter Hansen]

GOLF Joke For You

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours! I don't remember much after that!"

[Peter Hansen]

Watch Out For THe Frenchman !

A Jew, an Indian and a Frenchman were travelling across Texas when their car broke down. They knocked on a farmers' door and asked for accommodation for the night.
"I can only put up two", said the farmer, "one will have to sleep in the barn," said the Jew.
"I will sleep in the barn", said the Jew.
Five minutes later there was a knock on the door. "There's a pig in the barn", said the Jew, "I cannot sleep with a pig."
"O.K., I'll go", said the Indian.
Five minutes later, there was a knock on the door. "There's a cow in the barn", said the Indian, "I am a Hindu, I cannot sleep with a cow."
"I'll go", said the Frechman.
Five minutes later, there was another knock on the door. It was the pig and the cow.

[Peter Hansen]

River you are excluded from this statement LOL

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Rottweiler?
Lipstick.

[riverbabe]

River you are excluded from this statement LOL
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Rottweiler?
Lipstick.

Um, better not exclude me! I have been known to....!!! River

[Peter Hansen]

River I enjoy your humor

Um, better not exclude me! I have been known to....!!! River

River the joke section is great ....after some market set backs .....it is nice to lighten up and laugh ....life is just too short !


Pete

[Peter Hansen]

Sometimes The "F" word may be deemed appropriate !

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F' WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

#10 -- "Scattered F___ing showers, my ass!" - Noah 4314 BC
# 9 - "How the f___did you work that out?" Pythagorus, 126 BC
# 8 - "You want THAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelango, 1568
# 7 - "Where did all those f__ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
# 6 - "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
# 5 - "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhard, 1937
# 4 - "Any f___ing idiot could understand that!" - Einstein, 1938
# 3 - "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
# 2 - "I need this parade like I need a f___ing hole in my head!" - JFK.1963
# 1 - "Aw c'mon, who the f___ is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997

[Peter Hansen]

Obama ( Smoke And Mirrors )

Chris Matthews asked an OBAMA spokesman to name just ONE piece of legislation attributed to OBAMA .....he could not list even one .....check it out .....pathetic !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGeu_4Ekx-o

[billyjoe]

Just picked the first 3 quarts of strawberries. You can't imagine how good they are. Heat wave brought them on fast. Until a few days ago it was in the 40's at night, now it's in the 90's during the day. Still getting ready to plant celery. If it stays this hot, celery will be no good.

---------------billy