Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Peter Hansen]

Billie ya got me there

Unless someone at this forum can top my size 15 feet I declare myself to be the real bigfoot. Funny thing for years my feet were 13B very hard to find that size. After age 50 they grew to 15D. If they get any bigger where will I find shoes? So, anyone care to take the title away? How about you Mr.Market....can you fill my shoes?

---------------billy

Billie you are probably the winner ...I only clock in with a size 11 shoe......But ahem........that sze 15 growth would have better suited for you and the ladies , had it been confined to the appendage which protrudes out from below the abdomen LOL

[Peter Hansen]

Definitely WAY COOL

Check this out .......definitely worth your time !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n8gxEwLx0w

[IIC]

[riverbabe]

Unless someone at this forum can top my size 15 feet I declare myself to be the real bigfoot. Funny thing for years my feet were 13B very hard to find that size. After age 50 they grew to 15D. If they get any bigger where will I find shoes? So, anyone care to take the title away? How about you Mr.Market....can you fill my shoes?

---------------billy

billyjoe, this is especially for you.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=93209785&sc=nl&cc=es-20080817

[billyjoe]

Thanks , River, that could reduce my shoe size to 14.5. But I'd better not since that American girl who finished 2nd in swimming by .01/sec. said she shouldn't have clipped her fingernails the night before.

----------------billy

[Peter Hansen]

Watch The SHOWBOAT

Ah yes Shakespeare had it right ......."The Sound and Fury signifying NOTHING" LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2VwnBU1-iU

[IIC]

Thanks , River, that could reduce my shoe size to 14.5. But I'd better not since that American girl who finished 2nd in swimming by .01/sec. said she shouldn't have clipped her fingernails the night before.

----------------billy

Hey Big Foot...You can shop here...at least till you turn 70: http://www.bigfeetstore.com/

[billyjoe]

Hey Big Foot...You can shop here...at least till you turn 70: http://www.bigfeetstore.com/

Doug,

Thanks, but maybe it would be cheaper just to cut half an inch off my big toes and invest my shoe savings in the market.

------------billy

[Peter Hansen]

Democrats Convention Schedule ( REVISED)

2008 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events

7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING


7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.


7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton


7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah


7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore


8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell


8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry


9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon


10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin


11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand


11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn


11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton


11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean


12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore


12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad


12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi
'a leader that God has blessed us with at this time'


1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA


1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home.

[IIC]

> Why I fired my Secretary
> >
> >
> >
> >

> >
> >
> >
> > Last week was my birthday
> > and I didn't feel very well
> > waking up on that morning.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I went downstairs for breakfast
> > hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
> > 'Happy Birthday!',
> > and possibly have a small present for me.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>20> As it turned out,
> > she barely said good morning,
> > let alone
> > 'Happy Birthday.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I thought...
> > Well,
> > that's marriage for you,
> > but the kids....
> > They will remember.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
> > and didn't say a word.
> > So when I left for the office,
> > I felt pretty low
> > and
> > somewhat despondent.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > As I walked into my office,
> > my secretary Jane said,
> > 'Good Morning Boss,
> > and by the way
> > Happy Birthday ! '
> > It felt a little better
> > that at least someone had remembered.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I worked until one o'clock ,
> > when Jane knocked on my door
> > and said, 'You know,
> > It's such a beautiful day outside,
> > and it is your Birthday,
> > what do you say we go out to lunch,
> > just you and me.'
> > I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
> > that's the greatest thing
> > I've heard all day.
> > Let's go !'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>; > We went to lunch.
> > But we didn't go
> > where we normally would go.
> > She chose instead at a quite bistro
> > with a private table.
> > We had two martinis each
> > and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
> > On the way back to the office,
> > Jane said,
> > 'You know,
> > It's such a beautiful day...
> > We don't need to go straight back to the office,
> > Do We ?'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I responded,
> > 'I guess not.
> > What do you have in mind ?'
> > She said,
> > 'Let's drop by my apartment,
> > it's just around the corner.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > After arriving at her apartment,
> > Jane turned to me and said,
> > ' Boss,
> > if you don't mind,
> > I'm going to step into the bedroom
> > for just a moment.
> > I'll be right back.'
> > 'Ok.'
> > I nervously replied.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > She went into the bedroom and,
> > after a couple of minutes,
> > she came out
> > carrying a huge birthday cake ..
> > Followed
> > by my wife,
> > my kids,
> > and dozens of my friends
> > and co-workers,
> > all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > And I just sat there...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > On the couch...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Naked.

[mimo_100]

2008 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events

7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING


7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.


7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton


7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah


7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore


8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell


8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry


9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon


10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin


11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand


11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn


11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton


11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean


12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore


12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad


12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi
'a leader that God has blessed us with at this time'


1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA


1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home.

Thanks for posting this Peter - I will pass it on!

[Peter Hansen]

Mr M Too Serious out There

Thanks for posting this Peter - I will pass it on!

Mr M a good laugh gets me through the day , and in these times ..... we need all the help we can get ! I am an Optomist, and I see a better world coming , things definitely will get better as time marches on .....They always have!

[Peter Hansen]

Who said women are better drivers?

Watch that door at the mall!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Il2UxaVqVY

[sirtuck]

stock options

Stock Options


If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you
would have $49.00 left.


With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.


With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.


But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
refund, you would have $214.00 cash.


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.


It's called the 401-Keg

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.


Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to
the gallon.



Makes You Proud To Be An American!

[billyjoe]

My dog, Roxie, found an activity more boring than watching paint dry. It is watching me scrape paint off the house's siding. She can only watch for about an hour which is about as long as I can scrape in one session. Her only demand is a mini-dingo treat after we go back inside the house. At one board per day I'll be done in about a month. Just finished board #6.

--------------------billy