Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Peter Hansen]

Guys An Olive Branch

Lye and Karel my POSTS are never meant to antagonize anyone . My good friend had sent me the above post , and after reading it ........IT MADE ME FEEL GREAT. That is the feeling I wished to convey to readers of this column. Do I beleive that all in the post is true ?.....to be honest I really don't know ?
While sitting in church listening to a priest read from the Gospel , do I beleive all that is true? .........of course not .......but it makes me feel good !
We all have differences, and I respect everyones opinion.......life is too short to spend it on fighting each other.
Peace, love and joy .......and to all have a beautiful weekend!

[Karel]

Lye and Karel my POSTS are never meant to antagonize anyone . My good friend had sent me the above post , and after reading it ........IT MADE ME FEEL GREAT. That is the feeling I wished to convey to readers of this column. Do I beleive that all in the post is true ?.....to be honest I really don't know ?
While sitting in church listening to a priest read from the Gospel , do I beleive all that is true? .........of course not .......but it makes me feel good !
We all have differences, and I respect everyones opinion.......life is too short to spend it on fighting each other.
Peace, love and joy .......and to all have a beautiful weekend!

Pete, feeling great and proud is quite alright, but not quite my point. Imagine forwarding that message to a French friend you really know well and respect. Would you do that? And if not, how does that reflect back on your feeling great because of this message?

Regards,

Karel

[Peter Hansen]

The inauguration !

The tally is in! Two million people attended the Inauguration of our new president.





Only 14 missed work...! LOL

[IIC]

Loved the Fight Started post by Webs

[Peter Hansen]

Nice Art Work!

HI ALL,

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO WATCH.
WOMEN IN ART.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUDIoN-_Hxs

[Peter Hansen]

Sorry Ladies .......MEN RULE!

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down



Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear
" the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail..

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argum ent.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days..


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one ;

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1.. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We20do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1.. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.










!

[Peter Hansen]

Breast Augmentation with NO surgery!

Woman says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

[IIC]

My wife keeps saying she wants breast reduction surgery...I say...Yeah they are big...But not that big...

[MEA_1956]

I hear that

My cousins wife had a reduction, after six kids, tired of then laying in her lap when she is sitting down. Did look a little funny, just sitting down there, all alone. MEA

[IIC]

My cousins wife had a reduction, after six kids, tired of then laying in her lap when she is sitting down. Did look a little funny, just sitting down there, all alone. MEA

My wife isn't that big...

[jiesen]

My cousins wife had a reduction, after six kids, tired of then laying in her lap when she is sitting down. Did look a little funny, just sitting down there, all alone. MEA

whereas some women would rather have another 8 kids after having six... lol

[Peter Hansen]

Ask The Doctor!

doctor terminology
What doctors say, and what they're really thinking:

"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

"Welllllll, what have we here...?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.

"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.

"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time.
--or--
I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

"We have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.

"Let's see how it develops."
Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.

"Let me schedule you for some tests."
I have a forty percent interest in the lab.

"I'd like to have my associate look at you."
He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.

"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.

[billyjoe]

My mothers 70th high school class reunion is coming up shortly. A girl in her class is friends with Drew Carey's mother and appeared on the show sitting at the bar Carey and his friends frequented. At the 60th class reunion this same girl (my mother still calls them girls) passed out a hundred or so photos of herself that were an improvement on the original one that was in the 1939 yearbook. She said her mother insisted she look serious and not be smiling in the graduation pic. After 60 years she finally got her way.

-------------billy

[Rob]

Suleman - Jolie - Garofalo

whereas some women would rather have another 8 kids after having six... lol

I think the octuplet mom, Nadya Suleman, looks more like Janeane Garofalo than Angelina Jolie.

Rob

[IIC]

How Bad Is The Economy???


The economy is so bad that Madoff said...

"I'm glad I got outta the market when I did"