Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[microchips]

River look around at the MALLS, can you imagine one of the 270 LB ladies with that much beef on the hoof precariously scootin' over to Pop Eyes or Cinnabuns. That would definitely give new meaning to the words., "Rolling Thunder" LOL!

...Pete so what you are realy saying is that the big birds arse cheeks would look like a pair of saddle bags or god forbid a pair of spaniels ears!!!

[Peter Hansen]

Micro

...Pete so what you are realy saying is that the big birds arse cheeks would look like a pair of saddle bags or god forbid a pair of spaniels ears!!!

Micro let's be honest here. The ladies or Models shown with the cycle were shapely and good looking. They could have been riding a Chuck Wagen and guys would have strained their necks to look at those gals, but for the "BIRDS"or Buzzards described by you , I am sure not one guy would have looked up from reading the sports page! Now if River Babe rolled by on one of those cycles , we would both snap our cervical vertebrae trying to get a good look LOL!

[skiracer]

Micro let's be honest here. The ladies or Models shown with the cycle were shapely and good looking. They could have been riding a Chuck Wagen and guys would have strained their necks to look at those gals, but for the "BIRDS"or Buzzards described by you , I am sure not one guy would have looked up from reading the sports page! Now if River Babe rolled by on one of those cycles , we would both snap our cervical vertebrae trying to get a good look LOL!

River looks real real good in a straight skirt, cashmere v neck sweater, and high heels. she would do that little machine justice sitting on it in a skirt with high heels. you would strain your neck trying to get a peek if you know what i mean.

[microchips]

River looks real real good in a straight skirt, cashmere v neck sweater, and high heels. she would do that little machine justice sitting on it in a skirt with high heels. you would strain your neck trying to get a peek if you know what i mean.

Ski,
.....Strain it! i would break the bugger especially if a STOCKING top was visible then growing pains would be a problem!!!!!!!!

[skiracer]

Ski,
.....Strain it! i would break the bugger especially if a STOCKING top was visible then growing pains would be a problem!!!!!!!!

she drives the boys nuts and enjoys doing so.

[microchips]

she drives the boys nuts and enjoys doing so.

There are not many ladies about who possess intelligence, humour, beauty and most of all an understanding of us mere mortal men; i do believe River possess all of these attributes and is revered by many.

[Peter Hansen]

True True Micro

There are not many ladies about who possess intelligence, humour, beauty and most of all an understanding of us mere mortal men; i do believe River possess all of these attributes and is revered by many.

Years back met an absolutely gorgeous blonde in a bar . Yes, great figure, Dynamite looks but not a toy in the attic. I was totally bored after a short conversation! It really is about the whole package!
The Asian ladies are classy , highly intelligent and a joy to be with!

[microchips]

Check first!!!

Years back met an absolutely gorgeous blonde in a bar . Yes, great figure, Dynamite looks but not a toy in the attic. I was totally bored after a short conversation! It really is about the whole package!
The Asian ladies are classy , highly intelligent and a joy to be with!

Pete,
Asian ladies may be classy but did you always check for meat and two veg first???

[Peter Hansen]

Yes Dr Micro

Pete,
Asian ladies may be classy but did you always check for meat and two veg first???

Yes Dr Micro LOL

[microchips]

Just for laughs!!!

Two rats in a sewer one turned to the other and said " I am sick of this same old living, crap for breakfast, crap for dinner, crap for tea and supper".

The second one replied" cheer up we"ll go on the piss later".

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A couple driving home and run over a Badger, they get out and finds its still breathing but freezing cold. The man says to his wife " put it between your legs to warm it up", she says "but its wet and it stinks"; he says "well hold its bloody nose then".


Lent the immigrant neighbour £20 pound 2 weeks ago and haven't seen him since!! F"^%ING BARGAIN.


Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball? A: Tiger Woods can drive

a ball 400 yards.


Q: What long and hard and makes a woman moan like hell

A: An ironing board


Got a Chinese take out the other night, got in the car and heard the bag

rustling, i looked over and saw two eyes looking back at me and then they

disappeared i nearly crashed the car i looked over and saw them looking

at me again! and again disappear. I ran back into the shop with the bag and

said " what the hell is going on"?.He said "U no worry its PEKIN DUCK".!!!!!



A bloke called at my house the other day and asked "Do you want your shed

re-tarred"?. I said "no thanks" And then the bastard took my shed.!!!


A man has a sex change to become a woman. His mate asks " Didn't it hurt

when they chopped off your dick and balls"?. He replied " Not as much as

when they shrank my brain and widened my gob".

[Peter Hansen]

Time For Some Jokes!

After a tough week ......Why Cry? Laughter is good medicine. I worked with some people who always looked as if they just finished sucking on a lemon..never happy and always compaining ! Some of those folks are no longer with us and currently "Pushing Daisies" My philosophy has always been......"Why Worry Be Happy'!

Here are some jokes to keep us all from pushing daises before our time. LOL

One day a man came home from work and told his wife, "Hon, I had the urge to put my thing in the pickle slicer."

"Oh, my God, you should get some help!" his wife said. The next day he came home.

"Hon, I had that urge again!"

"That's it! After work tomorrow, I'm taking you to a doctor!"

The third day he came home all depressed and said, "Hon, I finally did it."

"WHAT HAPPENED?"

"They fired me - and the pickle slicer too."

man walks into a bar and he's really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. All he says is, “All lawyers are as*holes.”

A man sitting in the corner shouts, “I take offense to that!”

The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”

He replies, “No, I'm an as*hole.”

What is the thinnest book in the world? Biographies of Happy women.
What's the difference between men and government bonds? None, they're both the same, steadily increasing in value, predictable and vastly undervalued by people who don't understand them.

[Peter Hansen]

The 6 Second Garage Break IN !!

Just when you had thought you had seen it all , some wothless sack of Sh** figured out to break in to your garage . Perhaps you should remove the RED PULL rope ?

Watch This .........UNBELEIVABLE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=CMz1tXBVT1s

[IIC]

BP spills coffee

BP spills coffee http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play...-spills-coffee

[riverbabe]

BP spills coffee http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play...-spills-coffee

Really cute Doug. Wow! Even Kevin Costner couldn't fix it? (He might just have something with his centrifuges, ya know?) Maybe they should listen?

[IIC]

Well...I'll watch the 4th quarter of the Lakers game...meanwhile here's a little philosphy:

Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you hear, or are out to repeat a rumour.

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely
lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher
came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to him excitedly
and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about
one of your students...?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell
me, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called
the Test of Three."

"Test of Three?"

"That's correct," Socrates continued.

"Before you talk to me about my student let's take a
moment to test what you're going to say. The first
test is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what
you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man replied, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know
if it's true or not. Now let's try the second test,
the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me
about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me
something bad about him even though you're not certain
it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.
Socrates continued, "You may still pass though because
there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you
want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really..."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell
me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell
it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed and said no more.

This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher
and held in such high esteem.

It also explains why Socrates never found out that
Plato was banging his wife.