Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Peter Hansen]

Billie Thanx

Pete,
Keep finding those entertaining stories . Especially on bad market days they are often the only bright spot.

-----------billy

Have to be careful Karel does not put a boot up my As* so far up that I swallow the shoelaces LOL Pete

[Peter Hansen]

Billie "The 10 Commandments"

I wonder if River reads any of these .....perhaps the salty language scared her off?

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, because
it creates a hostile work environment!

[billyjoe]

I wonder if River reads any of these .....perhaps the salty language scared her off?

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, because
it creates a hostile work environment!

Pete,
I snoped that one and it said 100% true !

-------------billy

[riverbabe]

I wonder if River reads any of these .....perhaps the salty language scared her off?

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, because
it creates a hostile work environment!

Heh. I read them all and enjoy them as much as everyone else. (signed, Miss Salty Mouth)

[Peter Hansen]

Heh. I read them all and enjoy them as much as everyone else. (signed, Miss Salty Mouth)

Where I had worked there was a custodian , an ex Navy man who was called "SALTY" for short. Salty did amuse us with tales from his Navy shore leave days.

[Peter Hansen]

The Irish Golfer!

Irish golfer

A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his
drive into the woods. Looking for his ball,
he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back,
a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball
beside him.

Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from
the cart and poured it over the little guy,
reviving him.

'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.

'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.

'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square.
Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?'

'Thank God, you're all right !' the golfer
answers in relief. 'I don't want anything,
I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize.'

And the golfer walks off.

'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself.

I have to do something for him. I'll give him
the three things I would want…a great golf game,
all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.'

A year goes by and the golfer is back.
On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into
the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.

'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,
' the little guy says. 'I just want to ask ye,
how's yer golf game?'

'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers.
I'm an internationally famous golfer now'
He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're
all right.'
'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer
golf game, you know. And tell me, how's yer money
situation?'

'Why, it's just wonderful !' the golfer states.
'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket
and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!'

'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'

The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment,
and says shyly, 'It's OK.'

C'mon, c'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun,
'I'm wanting to know if I did a good job.
How many times a week?'

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers,
'Once, sometimes twice a week.'

'What ???' responds the Leprechaun in shock.
'That's all? Only once or twice a week?'

'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for
a Catholic priest in a small parish.'

[Peter Hansen]

Semper fi ........baby!

A US Marine recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen his wife for several months, he was looking forward to a night of hot, passionate sex.



Unfortunately, she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her head and he shot her.




Semper Fi

"SICK BUT I KNOW YOU LOVE IT LOL"

[Deaddog]

Weather Channel says the east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault. Another theory is that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves, but I believe what we all thought was an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington."

[Peter Hansen]

Michelle Bachman !

I know that the big guy loves fine wine, cheese and sausage...but I'll bet Michelle Bachman could "OUT EAT" even the big guy.
Here is proof!

http://gothamist.com/2011/08/13/michele_bachmann_enjoys_leading_iow.php

[Peter Hansen]

Not to be out done!

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her
forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my pager,' she said.
I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her
palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand.'

the older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided
she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the
sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said ..... Well, will you look at that ......
I'm getting a fax!!

[Peter Hansen]

Soros supports snopes?

Posted on Saturday, August 27, 2011
Snopes, Soros and the Supreme Courts Kagan
We-l-l-l-l now, I guess the time has come to check out Snopes!
Ya' don't suppose it might not be a good time to take a second look at some of the stuff that got kicked in the ditch by Snopes, do ya'?
We've known that it was owned by a lefty couple but hadn't known it to be financed by Soros!
Snopes is heavily financed by George Soros; a big time supporter of Obama!
In our Search for the truth department, we find what I have suspected on many occasions.
I went to Snopes to check something about the dockets of the new Supreme Court Justice, Elena Kagan who Obama appointed and Snopes said the email was false and there were no such dockets so I Googled the Supreme Court, typed in Obama-Kagan, and guess what?
Yep you got it; Snopes Lied!
Everyone of those dockets are there.
So Here is what I wrote to Snopes:
Referencing the article about Elena Kagan and Barak Obama dockets:
The information you have posted stating that there were no such cases as claimed and the examples you gave are blatantly false.
I went directly to the Supreme Courts website, typed in Obama Kagan and immediately came up with all of the dockets that the article made reference to.
I have long suspected that you really slant things but this was really shocking.
Thank You, I hope you will be much more truthful in the future, but I doubt it.
That being said, Ill bet you didn't know this.
Kagan was representing Obama in all the petitions to prove his citizenship.
Now she may help rule on them.
Folks, this is really ugly.
Chicago Politics; and the beat goes on and on and on.
Once again the US Senate sold us out!
Now we know why Obama nominated Elana Kagan for the Supreme Court.
Pull up the Supreme Courts website, go to the docket and search for Obama.
She was the Solicitor General for all the suits against him filed with the Supreme Court to show proof of natural born citizenship.
He owed her big time.
All of the requests were denied of course.
They were never heard.
It just keeps getting deeper and deeper, doesn't it?
Here are some websites of the Supreme Court Docket:
You can look up some of these hearings and guess what?
Elana Kagan is the attorney representing Obama!
Check out these examples:

http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/09-8857.htm

http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/09-6790.htm

http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/09-724.htm

If you are not interested in justice or in truth, simply delete.
However, if you hold sacred the freedoms granted to you by the U.S. Constitution; by all means, PASS it ON!
There truly is tyranny afoot.

[Karel]

This is indeed ugly, but not in the way Pete hopes. For this is obviously a matter of hope and perhaps prayer, while keeping ones eyes closed, ears stopped up and generally ignoring truth and reason.

The "Soros connection" gives the game away. The post mentions it, states it, gives no support for it, and considers its case made. According to Snopes, they are unsupported. Absent any proof or even the vaguest support to the contrary, that is the last word.

Then what about "docket gate"? After the Snopes research, WorldNetDaily had to retract the article that started this. It was "replaced" by a completely unrelated article (well, it also mentioned Obama and Kagan), with the following preface:

Editor's Note: An earlier version of this story incorrectly described a series of cases for which Elena Kagan represented the government as eligibility cases. Those cases, in fact, were a series of unrelated disputes pending before the Supreme Court and the references have been removed from this report.

See the WorldNetDaily page. The suggestion here is that just those references were removed, while according to Snopes the whole article was replaced, which is not unlikely, as the previous "version" of the article was about those cases.

Of course a direct contradiction by the original source won't make messengers like Pete stop doing their brainless work.

For those interested in the whole story, there is, indeed, Snopes:

Snopes on the message reposted by Pete (and messages like it)

Snopes on the original WorldNetDaily article.

Regards,

Karel

[Peter Hansen]

Snopes

Snopes is great for determing Urban Legends and so forth , BUT they are definitely liberal on any politcal commenting. All one has to do is go to the SNOPES site and Type in George Bush and then Barack Obama .......the contrast in reporting is evident .........hardly any negative stories for Obama , but tons for Bush!

[Peter Hansen]

Restuarant For Billie!

I know Billie hates those small pizzas ......but how about some 600g German Sausage Billie .......check this out LOL!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3497767761788002074#

[Karel]

Snopes is great for determing Urban Legends and so forth , BUT they are definitely liberal on any politcal commenting. All one has to do is go to the SNOPES site and Type in George Bush and then Barack Obama .......the contrast in reporting is evident .........hardly any negative stories for Obama , but tons for Bush!

Pete, anyone who wants to believe you on your word does so against strong evidence of your total unreliability, if not willful malice, in cases like this. You could be right, but then make a case first. Snopes does not deal in propaganda, but in debunking hoaxes and rumors. But nobody should be given absolute trust, so point out where they go wrong. To help you: this is currently on their George W. Bush page.

True: "Make the Pie Higher!" poem is composed of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

False: George W. Bush took a half hour off from glad-handing supporters at a 'thank you' dinner to witness for Christ to a teenage boy.*

False: Recent study proves George W. Bush has the lowest IQ of all presidents of the past fifty years.*

False: Texas governor George W. Bush "refused to sell his home" to Blacks.*

False: President George W. Bush proclaimed, "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."*

True: Some celebrities promised to leave the USA if George W. Bush won the 2000 presidential election.*

Undetermined: American president George Bush asked Brazilian president Fernando Cardoso if "Brazil has Blacks, too."*

False: Hoping to attract the singer's attention at the March 2002 Presidential Gala, George W. Bush waved at Stevie Wonder.*

True: During a hospital visit, President George W. Bush saluted an Army officer who had been badly injured during the September 11 terrorist attack on the Pentagon.*

True: President George W. Bush has been nominated to receive the Nobel Peace Prize.*

False: Photograph captures President George W. Bush holding a book upside-down in a classroom.*

True: By proclamation of Governor George W. Bush, 10 June 2000 was 'Jesus Day in Texas.*

False: President George W. Bush has sponsored the creation of a Presidential Prayer Team.*

True: President George W. Bush said ""I'm not gonna fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt."*

Undetermined: Photographs show Presidents Clinton and Bush peering through binoculars with the lens caps still in place.*

True: Churchgoer describes encounter with President Bush at St. John's Church.*

Undetermined: After a spectator at a Fourth of July celebration in Philadelphia told President Bush that he was "disappointed" with his work, the President responded, "Who cares what you think?"*

True: President Bush spoke to Lindsey Yeskoo, the wife of a U.S. Foreign Service officer, after delivering a speech in Shanghai.

False: In 1555 Nostradamus predicted that December 2000 would see "the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader in the home of greatest power."*

True: The domain GeorgeWBush.com hosts the legitimate web site of President Bush's 2004 re-election campaign.

Mixed: President Bush prayed with an injured Special Forces soldier at Walter Reed Medical Center.

False: George W. Bush once described rapper Eminem as "the most dangerous threat to American children since polio."

True: Newspaper publishes death notice requesting that memorial gifts for the deceased "be made to any organization that seeks the removal of President George Bush from office."

Mixed: A 'Google bombing' effort has tied the phrase 'miserable failure' to President Bush's biography in the Google search engine.

True: In 2003, President and Mrs. Bush helped hand out Christmas gifts to children of inmates.

True: Transcript records President Bush's remarks to reporters at a New Mexico restaurant.

False: President Bush paid for the funeral of a 6-year-old boy who drowned near his ranch in Crawford, Texas.

True: President Bush once referred to a reporter as a "major league asshole."

True: Photograph shows President Bush jogging with a serviceman who lost a leg in Afghanistan.

True: Photograph shows President Bush hugging the daughter of a 9/11 victim.

False: President Bush misspoke at a right-to-life rally and repeatedly said 'feces' instead of 'fetus.'

False: President George W. Bush cited the wrong verse as his favorite Biblical passage.

True: Photo shows Yale undergraduate George W. Bush delivering a punch to the face of a rugby opponent.

Undetermined: E-mail lists 'four years of George W. Bush double standards.'"

True: While a teenager, future First Lady Laura Bush caused the death of a classmate in a car accident.

False: Three hurricanes that hit Florida in the summer of 2004 touched only counties that voted for George Bush in the 2000 presidential election.

False: Collection of memorable misstatements attributed to George W. Bush.*

Mixed: E-mail describes Bruce Vincent's encounter with President Bush in the White House.

False: President Bush is responsible for a 17% increase in Medicare premiums.

Unclassifiable: Election sign thief gets arrested for pilferage, DUI, and sales tax evasion.

True: President Bush has appointed W. David Hager, a physician and anti-abortion activist, to an FDA committee on reproductive drugs.

Unclassifiable: Letter to President Bush highlights fallacy in a particular anti-homosexual argument.*

False: Canada has arrested U.S. President George W. Bush and charged him with war crimes.

True: E-mail presents muddled comments by President Bush regarding proposed changes to Medicare/Social Security.

False: A Certificate of Completion blocks its holder for life from serving in the armed forces, obtaining federal loans, and pursuing further education and accreditation.

True: George W. Bush's eco-friendly ranch compared to Al Gore's energy-expending mansion.

[End of list]

So, where are the tons of negativity for Bush?

Regards,

Karel