Louetta's Lore

[IIC]

Doug,
My ex-broker used a similar arguement to prove that his recommendations were 50% better than my quarterly statements showed.

--------------billyjoe

LOL...................

[Websman]

Thats good since I'm somewhat deficient in other female features.

You shouldn't knock yourself Lou.
None of that matters as long as you are sincere and have a good personality. Believe it or not, a lot of guys don't care about a girl having huge body parts.

[skiracer]

You shouldn't knock yourself Lou.
None of that matters as long as you are sincere and have a good personality. Believe it or not, a lot of guys don't care about a girl having huge body parts.

Lou,
Your forearms, biceps, triceps and shoulders look like you have been working out. Do you workout on a regular routine?
It seems a high percentage of woman are concerned with small breasts regardless if they are well shaped and look solid and have pretty faces. As a woman do you agree that alot of women that look great aren't aware that they look great, feel that their breasts just aren't as large as men like them to be, and as a result of these feelings feel somewhat insecure and less desireable. I think that many men are hung up on similar insecurities because of what they think is a defieiency in their package.
I agree with Webs wholeheartedly with his statement and think that attitude is the real key and will always put a man or woman over the top regardless of the shape and size of their body parts. Of course a fellow like the one in StkyTreats thread recently isn't most peoples cup of tea but I'm sure that there is someone out there that would ro could fall for him.

[IIC]

Lou,
Your forearms, biceps, triceps and shoulders look like you have been working out. Do you workout on a regular routine?
It seems a high percentage of woman are concerned with small breasts regardless if they are well shaped and look solid and have pretty faces. As a woman do you agree that alot of women that look great aren't aware that they look great, feel that their breasts just aren't as large as men like them to be, and as a result of these feelings feel somewhat insecure and less desireable. I think that many men are hung up on similar insecurities because of what they think is a defieiency in their package.
I agree with Webs wholeheartedly with his statement and think that attitude is the real key and will always put a man or woman over the top regardless of the shape and size of their body parts. Of course a fellow like the one in StkyTreats thread recently isn't most peoples cup of tea but I'm sure that there is someone out there that would ro could fall for him.

Let's just hope that guy doesn't fall on anybody.

[Louetta]

Now how on Earth am I supposed to think about the market with this new picture being issued???

I think I'll go back to the tube top pic. If I'm not providing any stock info I can at least provide some skin.

[Louetta]

You shouldn't knock yourself Lou.
None of that matters as long as you are sincere and have a good personality. Believe it or not, a lot of guys don't care about a girl having huge body parts.

Thank you. Its actually kind of a comedy line.

[Louetta]

Lou,
Your forearms, biceps, triceps and shoulders look like you have been working out. Do you workout on a regular routine?
It seems a high percentage of woman are concerned with small breasts regardless if they are well shaped and look solid and have pretty faces. As a woman do you agree that alot of women that look great aren't aware that they look great, feel that their breasts just aren't as large as men like them to be, and as a result of these feelings feel somewhat insecure and less desireable. I think that many men are hung up on similar insecurities because of what they think is a defieiency in their package.
I agree with Webs wholeheartedly with his statement and think that attitude is the real key and will always put a man or woman over the top regardless of the shape and size of their body parts. Of course a fellow like the one in StkyTreats thread recently isn't most peoples cup of tea but I'm sure that there is someone out there that would ro could fall for him.

I swim. Or I should say I swam. Eligibility is up and there isn't much club stuff locally. I agree that lots of women are insecure about their looks. Plastic surgeons are thriving as is the beauty industry. I actually haven't met many men who are insecure about their packages, as they say. Lots of men are insecure in other respects (not rich, interesting, good looking enough). I learned when I was maybe eight that the secret to success with men is to smile at them, appear happy to see them and listen attentively to what they say. Do that and you can rule the world.

[Louetta]

Trading on my call today is shown on yahoo as 1 contract. I have 8. If I ever want to roll it before it expires it could be hairy finding a seller.

My option was cut exactly in half today ($3.10 to $1.55). Now maybe people will want to sell it to get rid of it.

[IIC]

I swim. Or I should say I swam. Eligibility is up and there isn't much club stuff locally. I agree that lots of women are insecure about their looks. Plastic surgeons are thriving as is the beauty industry. I actually haven't met many men who are insecure about their packages, as they say. Lots of men are insecure in other respects (not rich, interesting, good looking enough). I learned when I was maybe eight that the secret to success with men is to smile at them, appear happy to see them and listen attentively to what they say. Do that and you can rule the world.

That may work w/ most men...UNFORTUNATELY...There are many in positions of power that go for that...I know. But a REAL woman who wants to impress me does it with her mind...Put me in my place when I deserve it...Disagree...I love a LOGICAL debate...Sure, I'll admit I like a pretty face etc...But when it comes down to serious Biz...Personality, Intelligence, People Skills, Vision, Flexibility are far more important.

Obviously you are intelligent and probably going places...But thru it all just remember that if you get there by your wits people will respect you...If you get there by your looks/smile etc...You may still make the bux...But who cares???

Best...Doug(IIC)

[peanuts]

... I learned when I was maybe eight that the secret to success with men is to smile at them, appear happy to see them and listen attentively to what they say. Do that and you can rule the world.

OUCH! I think you learned the wrong lesson. We aren't so dumb to not realize when manipulation is trying to be used on us. I dated a girl who thought that this is all she had to do... we didn't last very long. I think that I am a fairly regular guy, so I'll just tell you what guys really want in their women:

Honesty
Morality
Confidence
Humor
Thoughtfulness
a pleasant disposition

It's that easy for me. And, if you have these traits you WILL rule the world.

[skiracer]

Lou,
You should try skiing. It reguires muscle tone, stamina, and a certain bravado to maintain a decent level. That means that you have to keep the body in shape and tone, and that will give you reason and purpose to do that. Plus the exilaration of flowing down the mountain effortlessly. Then there is the "apres ski" which is the icing on the cake after a day on the slopes. And you never know when you might get snowed in and not be able to get back home and have to stay a day or two longer than your planned day trip. That's my favorite after the actual skiing.

[peanuts]

Man rules:

These rules are marked in order of importance:

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, just put it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sometime we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Sunday=Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Don' t cut your hair, ever. Long hair is always more
attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then they're stuck with her.

1. Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes, tops. What makes you
think that we would be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question. Please pick one.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.

1. Let us know about that funny noise in your car engine as soon as you hear it.

1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.

1. If you won't dress like those Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like those soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer, but still love you.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

1. All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about
you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know your are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really, you look fine!!

1. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Louetta, just thought that I'd help a little more...

[IIC]

These rules are marked in order of importance:

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, just put it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sometime we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Sunday=Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Don' t cut your hair, ever. Long hair is always more
attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then they're stuck with her.

1. Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes, tops. What makes you
think that we would be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question. Please pick one.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.

1. Let us know about that funny noise in your car engine as soon as you hear it.

1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.

1. If you won't dress like those Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like those soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer, but still love you.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

1. All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about
you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know your are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really, you look fine!!

1. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Louetta, just thought that I'd help a little more...

Pretty cute how they are all ranked # 1 in order of importance

[Karel]

OUCH! I think you learned the wrong lesson. We aren't so dumb to not realize when manipulation is trying to be used on us. I dated a girl who thought that this is all she had to do... we didn't last very long. I think that I am a fairly regular guy, so I'll just tell you what guys really want in their women:

Honesty
Morality
Confidence
Humor
Thoughtfulness
a pleasant disposition

It's that easy for me. And, if you have these traits you WILL rule the world.

I love being manipulated once in a while. Or more often. It is fun. As long as it stops short of being taken advantage of, of course. Or perhaps I just like a smile, at least the appearance of happiness, and attentiveness. I hope I can repay in kind!

Regards,

Karel

[billyjoe]

OUCH! I think you learned the wrong lesson. We aren't so dumb to not realize when manipulation is trying to be used on us. I dated a girl who thought that this is all she had to do... we didn't last very long. I think that I am a fairly regular guy, so I'll just tell you what guys really want in their women:

Honesty
Morality
Confidence
Humor
Thoughtfulness
a pleasant disposition

It's that easy for me. And, if you have these traits you WILL rule the world.

Peanuts,
You are wise beyond your years. You've described Mrs. Billyjoe perfectly , sorry she's too old er mature for you. Ha Ha....I'm a lucky guy.

------------billyjoe