Now then ladies!!!!!

[riverbabe]

River,
.......You are now the proud owner of another 19 BP.L shares, the last lot were up 16.3% as of start of trading this morning 8/7. you now have a total of 42; the way they are going you will be able to go out next year and buy yourself a new frock!!

Thank you thank you thank you, Sir Gentleman!

[microchips]

It can only get worse!

River,
......That bloody octopus called Paul has this morning picked Spain to win the cup!!! and Germany to win their match, on the other hand apparently there is a parrot somewhere that has also picked all the winners and has picked Holland to win; so i guess the creature that is wrong will end up on a dinner plate somewhere!!! i bag the octopuss....LOL..

[Peter Hansen]

Micro Get Seious!

Micro get serious ......who really gives a rat's as* who wins the cup or if King James goes to Miami?
What should concern us all is ....... Which "Bird" Will Be Featured In The August Playboy? LOL

[billyjoe]

Micro and Pete,
As you may know I live about 50 miles West of River and have to keep an eye on her just for safety's sake. Here is a secret view of her back yard.......you can make your own assumptions.

http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/559/951wine_barrels.jpg

------------billy

[steelman]

I was really impressed by Germany this year. They looked like a fine tune machine...precision. Especially when they spanked Argentina 4-0. It was fun watching them play. So, I will be taking them in the 3rd place game. I am not sure how the final will go. It should be a good match up even though Spain is favored.

[skiracer]

Micro and Pete,
As you may know I live about 50 miles West of River and have to keep an eye on her just for safety's sake. Here is a secret view of her back yard.......you can make your own assumptions.

http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/559/951wine_barrels.jpg

------------billy

Ply her with alcohol and she becomes quite brazen. very exciting.

[Peter Hansen]

Ski Aha

Ply her with alcohol and she becomes quite brazen. very exciting.

One of my favorite sayings , "Candy is Dandy ....but liquor is Quicker"

[billyjoe]

One of my favorite sayings , "Candy is Dandy ....but liquor is Quicker"

Also one of River's favorite quotes and since she can drink me under the table I'll stay away for sake of my marriage.

-----------billy

[riverbabe]

6/13/2010

Spain!!! For the title!

I had my doubts for a while, have to admit. But, these guys had what it takes after all.

[riverbabe]

Nasty Geme

Nasty game. Not pretty at all. Evenly matched teams. A good lucky goal.
Nothing to be said. Congrats Spain. Nice try Netherlands. I win!!!!!!!

[riverbabe]

Also one of River's favorite quotes and since she can drink me under the table I'll stay away for sake of my marriage.

-----------billy

That's nonsense billy. And your marriage is certainly not in jeopardy. Whatever gave you either of those ideas??? Good grief. (And I sure don't use any illegal drugs whatsoever, and never have in my life. Am being unfairly accused here, I think.)

[Peter Hansen]

The Octopus Has Spoken

The octopus had spoken .......SPAIN won the world cup. Praise the lord .....no more of that infernal horn blowing!

[microchips]

It"s in the bin!!

Nasty game. Not pretty at all. Evenly matched teams. A good lucky goal.
Nothing to be said. Congrats Spain. Nice try Netherlands. I win!!!!!!!

River,
.......That must have been the worst game of the tournament i think the Dutch turned up to KICK and RUN and i don't mean the ball, they were lucky not to be down to 10 men before half time but this was probably down to the referee being English and not liking the theatrics of the Grease Fairies. The cap is now in the bin and i"ve cut my forelock off and i will be sending you the shirt of my back as well. On a brighter note if BP.L can permanently cap that bloody well off tomorrow the shares will go North rapidly and you should be able to get a new bag and shoes to go with that frock. Once again fair lady congratulations on a fine treble. Am looking forward to the next World Cup already qualifying starts in 2 years...LOL..

[microchips]

That's nonsense billy. And your marriage is certainly not in jeopardy. Whatever gave you either of those ideas??? Good grief. (And I sure don't use any illegal drugs whatsoever, and never have in my life. Am being unfairly accused here, I think.)

River,
.......Its slander so to be fair to Billyjoe you need to resolve the matter ASAP so i suggest you meet up next weekend in a bar and get smashed on whatever takes your fancy the last one standing/sitting WINS!!!! and the best of it all Billy gets to bring his other half.. to keep score.

[billyjoe]

That's nonsense billy. And your marriage is certainly not in jeopardy. Whatever gave you either of those ideas??? Good grief. (And I sure don't use any illegal drugs whatsoever, and never have in my life. Am being unfairly accused here, I think.)

River,
Where did anything about drugs come into this? Really, River, I know you are a woman of honor but 1 or 2 beers and I can really feel it. So, in reality, I'd be under the table while Mrs. Billy and River would be having a fine time over Strawberry Margaritas or some such beverage. Never mess with a strong woman, I don't.

-------------billy