Portfolio of the Week

[IIC]

sell XING...Done for the week...IIC

[IIC]

sell XING...Done for the week...IIC

looks like I shoulda waited a min or two or three

[New-born baby]

Guess who's coming to dinner?

For some reason I don't think the POTW is gonna be at the top of the list tonight...Oop's...There's the knock at the door...Gotta Run

Guess who's coming to dinner?

[Lyehopper]

I am getting out of PARL.

jejeje.... sweet trade NBB!..... Ilia is proving to be one serious idiot ain't he dude.LOL! There's no tellin' just how screwed up PARL's books are!!!!

[IIC]

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Looks like Lye in drag

[Rob]

Guess who's coming to dinner?

NBB, Hoagie Carmichael had a #1 hit in 1947 with a song called Huggin' And Chalkin':

I got a gal who's mighty sweet
Big blue eyes and tiny feet
Her name is Rosabelle Magee
And she tips the scales at three-oh-three

Oh, gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat
That when you go to hug her, you don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug a ways and chalk a mark to see where you began

One day I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-chalkin' and a-huggin' away
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
A-comin' around the other way over the mountain
A-comin' around the other way

<instrumental interlude>

Nobody ever said I'm weak
My bones don't ache, my joints don't creak
But I grow pale and I get limp
Every time I see my baby blimp

Oh, gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat
That when you go to hug her
(You don't know where you're at)
(You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand)
(And hug a bit and chalk a mark to see where you began)

One day I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-beggin' her to be my bride
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
A-comin' around the other side (over the mountain)
A-comin' around the other side

She's a mile wide!
(Chalkin' up a markdown and yellin' "No More!")
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
A-comin' around the other side (over the mountain)
Over the Great Divide!!

[diogenes]

For some reason I don't think the POTW is gonna be at the top of the list tonight...Oop's...There's the knock at the door...Gotta Run

So what type of pizza did you get?

[peanuts]

666 again, OH NO!!!!

Cosmicporch, where are you???? The POTW has now come to page 666...

We're all doomed!!!


Chuck Norris put the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

[Rob]

Cosmicporch, where are you???? The POTW has now come to page 666...

We're all doomed!!!


Chuck Norris put the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

Peanuts, it depends on your settings. I have it set to display 40 posts per page, so it's only page 167 from my viewpoint.

Billy Jack spears fish with his Bowie knife and eats 'em raw in one blurred motion.

[peanuts]

Billy Jack spears fish with his Bowie knife and eats 'em raw in one blurred motion.

We once threw a bachelor party for Chuck Norris, he ate the whole cake before we had a chance to tell him that the stripper was inside of it

[IIC]

So what type of pizza did you get?

How'd you know???...Anchovy and Pineapple...IIC

[Rob]

We once threw a bachelor party for Chuck Norris, he ate the whole cake before we had a chance to tell him that the stripper was inside of it

Billy Jack snatched the pebble from Master Po's hand and then kicked Master Po's butt before Master Po could even close his hand.

[peanuts]

Billy Jack snatched the pebble from Master Po's hand and then kicked Master Po's butt before Master Po could even close his hand.

Chuck Norris once brought a man back to life twice and killed him three times because the man had the audacity to die before Chuck Norris was finished killing him.

[Websman]

Uh oh... Something sinister just came to my attention.
Folks...we are posting on page #666 of this thread...

I'm selling all of my positions and going in to hiding. It's not good...

[New-born baby]

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Don't you get it? This is STOCKy GIRL! DUH!