Portfolio of the Week

[Rob]

. . . my streamer says the high was 6.00 so far today, yet Yahoo says it's $8.00. what gives? stupid Yahoo...

I think someone paid 8 bucks in pre-market.

[RL]

Peanuts you better sell NGA

[peanuts]

OK, RL, but only cause you said so

Peanuts you better sell NGA

RL told me to do it.... sell NGA

long GV

[RL]

Wow Peanuts If you listen to me hope you never sit next to Super Man at a bar.

[peanuts]

Wow Peanuts If you listen to me hope you never sit next to Super Man at a bar.

What should I do if I ever sit next to Superman at a bar?

[RL]

Here Is the way It goes

Two guys are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State building,and they start a conversation. The one guy tells the other that If you jump off this floor that when you reach the 10th. floor the wind draft will take you around the building and back to the top. So the other guy say's show me. The first guy gets up jumps and as he aproches the 10 th. floor swoop he goes around and back up to the bar. Now the guy that did not jump has another beer and says lets see that again. So the guy jumps again same thing reaches the 10th. floor and around the building and back up to the bar. So the guy that has not jumped has another beer and jumps . He then reaches the 10th. floor and the 9th. and the 8TH' and and so on too the bottom and SPLAT.

With that the bartender walks over to the guy sitting at the bar and says You know SUPER MAN when your drinking you can be a real asshole.

[peanuts]

Two guys are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State building...

That's funny! I like this one:

Three guys are fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says, "I had a terrible fire; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."

The second guy says, "I had a terrible explosion; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."

The third guy says, "What a coincidence. I had a terrible flood; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."

The other guys turned to him with confusion and asked, "Flood? How do you start a flood?"

[Lyehopper]

trading.... INTU (short)

Short Sell INTU please Rob....

[Rob]

Week 34 (, Day 2

When I saw Billyjoe's play on LOW, I couldn't help thinking about an old bluegrass tune called "Billy in the Low Ground," but I don't 'spect none of y'all have heard of it.

[JohnHenry]

Dk

hi Rob

Please sell ALJ and buy DK at the open. Thanks

[ParkTwain]

Sell BBV, buy NRF

From watching the tape this week, I can see that BBV is being very actively shorted, though not much volume is resulting.

[billyjoe]

Rob,
Cover LOW. Thanks

--------billyjoe

[New-born baby]

cover AMLN

Cover my AMLN short, please.

[New-born baby]

short SU

Short SU please.

[Rob]

Week 34 (, Day 3