Portfolio of the Week

[peanuts]

Chuck Norris submitted a stool sample to his doctor and it was full of Peanuts.

LOL!!!

Chuck Norris has some of the best Chuck Norris facts, but we will never know them because Chuck Norris does not believe in any type of submission.


Just wait for my next avatar... I'm having too much fun with this.

[Rob]

Osama bin Laden sits in a cave in NW Pakistan and thumbs his nose at the United States military. But if someone ever told bin Laden that Dubya was sending Billy Jack out to get 'im, Osama would surely fall on his sword.

[dmk112]

Well, you're king of the POTW for the past 13 weeks, that's what's new:

http://www.mrmarketishuge.com/showthread.php?t=655&page=678

Welcome back, DMK! I hope to see a repeat performance from you for the next quarter!

I will try not to disappoint!

@IIC: Get a life??? LOL

[Websman]

Rob, I want to...

Sell PDC and...

Buy CLRK

Thankyou...

The Vulcan.

[Rob]

Week 26 (13), Day 3

"I, I see." That's what I said to myself when I went to look at who's leading the league this 3rd day of the final week in the 2nd quarter. It's IIC! No, not Ice-T, IIC. See? There once was this dude, IIC / Who bought a truckload of OMNI / He cursed and he swore when it popped big at four / 'Cause he sold all his shares around three.

Sliding spikes-high into 2nd is Mimo with GORX, a company that packages and distributes dietary supplements and beauty supplies, etc. The thing that's amazing is that yesterday Mimo was in 22nd place with a score of -3.83%. Way to hang, Mimo!

Did you ever see a New-age alligator? Well look at the Gator-dude, sitting in the lotus position, eyes rolled back into his reptillian head, chanting "OMM ... OMM ... OMM." He's having his own little one-man harmonic convergence. Well you might think that stuff is a "crock," but he's managed to astrally project himself, scales and all, into the third position as of today.

So those are the contenders for the gold, silver and bronze so far. Don't look now, Gator, but there's some dude with pointed ears and a haircut like Moe sneaking up behind you.

Monday | Tuesday

[IIC]

Rob... I, I Don't See why you use tinyurl instead of my site http://Trimurl.com

[Rob]

Rob... I, I Don't See why you use tinyurl instead of my site http://Trimurl.com

I, I don't know, Doug. I, I have been using the other one for so long I, I guess it's sort of, of, habitual. If, if I remember next time, I'll give it a shot.

[Lyehopper]

I, I don't know, Doug. I, I have been using the other one for so long I, I guess it's sort of, of, habitual. If, if I remember next time, I'll give it a shot.

Is, is there no "clickable" link to that "tooth farming" story Rob?.... What?.... Must, must I actually type in the link for the story?....

[Rob]

Must I actually type in the link for the story?....

Not if you don't want to read it. At least I "tiny'd" it for you. You can leave of the http:// part and just type the 17 characters after that. Don't get yourself wore out. heh heh

[Lyehopper]

Not if you don't want to read it. At least I "tiny'd" it for you. You can leave of the http:// part and just type the 17 characters after that. Don't get yourself wore out. heh heh

I see they re-grew rabbit teeth, wish they had used cows instead.... When a cow get old her teeth get worn down to almost nothing and she cant really eat as much as she used to.... and her health declines rapidly after that. I call em "popcorn teeth cows".... I could feed em oatmeal or something.... but thats just too much trouble.... So old "popcorn teeth" winds up in Dinty Moore Beef Stew instead.... You know, I guess that's why they call it "Dinty Moore".... But it really should be called Dinti-Less!!!! jejejeJEEEE....errrrrrr

Here's the not-so-tiny (clickable) URL link....

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/06/28/060628204537.2422eofv.html

[Rob]

Here's the not-so-tiny (clickable) URL link....
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/0....2422eofv.html

Or you could use this one: http://trimurl.com/6IR

[Rob]

Week 26 (13), Day 4

Doug may not be OMNIscient, as is a certain individual in another thread, but he's made it appear that way with his OMNI pick this week. He's still wayyyyy in front with a 12.22% gain! I'm all ... like ... that is sOOoo AWEsome!

[singing] Come on without ... come on within ... you'll not see nothing like the mighty Q! (I know, it's supposed to say Quinn; it's called poetic license.) The mighty Q quivers, quakes, and quashes his way into 2nd place with BBD, which gained only a measly 11.5% today! Hey Q! You're quite the quintessential non-quitter with that stock!

Pulling up third today is Websman, with his play on Pioneer Drilling (PDC). Have any of you wondered what the significance is of the "Webs" part of Websman's name? Has he got a thing for spiders or something? Or, considering he's got pointed ears, maybe he's also got webbed feet? Hmmmmm ... mysterious. Well, no matter. This week he's a contender, baby!

Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday

To read the anti-Jesus story referenced above go to http://trimurl.com/6IW.

[Websman]

Uhhh..Rob... You must have missed my post. http://www.mrmarketishuge.com/showpo...postcount=6814

I wanted to sell PDC and buy CLRK

This may put me into second place...jejeje

[Rob]

Oops

Uhhh..Rob... You must have missed my post. http://www.mrmarketishuge.com/showpo...postcount=6814

I wanted to sell PDC and buy CLRK

This may put me into second place...jejeje

No, I didn't miss it. I just forgot to make the change. I hate it when that happens. Anyway I fixed your score. Now the comments I wrote don't match the scorecard. I'm guessing the world will continue to turn on its axis though.

And yes, that CLRK play was enough to put you past the Q! Congrats, dude! Good Play!

[Websman]

No, I didn't miss it. I just forgot to make the change. I hate it when that happens. Anyway I fixed your score. Now the comments I wrote don't match the scorecard. I'm guessing the world will continue to turn on its axis though.

And yes, that CLRK play was enough to put you past the Q! Congrats, dude! Good Play!

Hhahahahahaaa...errrr...SSSSSSssssSSSS!!!!