Himalayan Goji Juice

[Lyehopper]

Lye,
Smart move are you thinking "organic goji berries" ? Those would go for at least 50% more than the "regular" berries and those long hair , hippie , tree huggin' freaks will line up to buy them.They won't know what were spreading around to give them an organic boost. I just happen to have some "organic" goji berry plants I started at the greenhouse. How many can you use?

billyjoe

Hmmmm "Organic" eh?.... Higher profits?.... How bout "Certified Organic"!!!....

"Technically".... I wonder if dropping a whitetail with a 110 gr 25-06 Nosler ballistic tip would be considered "using a pesticide"?

[billyjoe]

Lye,
You've got to keep a couple "bambi" specimens wandering around to impress the certified organic crowd. You could pull their teeth out so they don't eat any product nobody would catch on unless you offered hand feeding or a petting zoo.

As long as the lead doesn't get into the berries they're still organic in my book.


billyjoe

[Lyehopper]

I'm surrounded by Brilliance!

Lye,
You've got to keep a couple "bambi" specimens wandering around to impress the certified organic crowd. You could pull their teeth out so they don't eat any product nobody would catch on unless you offered hand feeding or a petting zoo.

billyjoe

LOL!.... I like your ideas BillyJoe!.... YES!.... Yes, I can see it! Good idea dude....

Hey.... I'll keep some of my cows and sell "organic" beef from the store too. Maybe even "organic" Venison!

Hey.... This is no sh*t.... I just got off the phone with the nursery. They are quoting me (500) 1 year old plants, to ship in December.

Captmatrix is in big trouble fellas.... Lyehopper's getting into the GOJI (direct sales) business! Thanks for that origional Goji link Jiesen!

This is gonna be fun....

[jiesen]

Don't thank me, thank Google! They're the ones who noticed we were talking about the goji, and threw up the helpful link. Heck, now they're up to 3/3 ads showing links to berries. Go figure!

[billyjoe]

Apparently the Tibetan goji berry is the most highly prized. It grows on vines up to 20 feet long and tastes like a combination of cranberry X cherry. It would be a pain to stake them. Mongolians and Tibetanese often live over 100 years disease free due to eating goji. The Tibetan Goji company sells 1/2 kilo bags (18 oz.) at 14.50 each . Minimum order 40 bags. Nobody produces Goji Brandy yet.


billyjoe

[Websman]

.... Who else wants in on "deer guard" duty?.... Hey I'll advertise in the newspaper and guys will pay ME to come and shoot the deer from my Goji guard towers! $$$More Profits$$$!.... Problem solved!

I have plenty of experience in guard towers. I worked them for about 5 years at the prison. I don't mind shooting a deer at all.

How many deer do you need to eliminate? If I can't get them all with an AR-15, I'll break out something more lethal... Maybe a rocket launcher or something?

[billyjoe]

Lye,
Speaking of brandy , it reminds me of a story about 35 years ago. When we made the raid on grampas basement after his death we discovered maybe 20 different varieties of his own refreshing drinks and some others including a bottle of Mexican Napolean brandy. We loaded up the Buick Special and transported the stuff to another friend's house where we proceeded to have a tasting party. The Napolean brandy was so bad nobody would drink it except for my friend Jim who proceded to down a 16 once water glass of the counterfeit beverage. Somehow he made it home that night , but unfortunately had to get up at 5:30 next morning to work his landscaping job. He had the mother of all headaches and told me he smashed the alarm clock against his bedroom wall. They were working at some exclusive properties that day , but he claimed no one noticed him puking all day behind customers bushes . He got into trouble for pruning a baobab tree , the pride and joy of the homeowner. I didn't know baobab trees grew in Ohio. Jim was sick for at least a week and to this day none of us has touched a drop of brandy.


billyjoe

[Lyehopper]

I have plenty of experience in guard towers. I worked them for about 5 years at the prison. I don't mind shooting a deer at all.

How many deer do you need to eliminate? If I can't get them all with an AR-15, I'll break out something more lethal... Maybe a rocket launcher or something?

Actually it's illegal to "harvest" deer with a 223 cal rifle in VA.... Too small according to the VA Game cops. Must be 23 cal or larger.... I prefer using 25-06.... That trusty (223) AR-15 is "technically" only 22 cal.... My DD says 223 cal works really great for killing humans though, as it's NATO's preferred round (Illegal to shoot deer with it.... OK to kill Humans with it).

For VA Whitetails, might I suggest something sorta "in between" an AR-15 and a rocket launcher, Webs.

[Gatorman]

Apparently the Tibetan goji berry is the most highly prized. It grows on vines up to 20 feet long and tastes like a combination of cranberry X cherry. It would be a pain to stake them. Mongolians and Tibetanese often live over 100 years disease free due to eating goji. The Tibetan Goji company sells 1/2 kilo bags (18 oz.) at 14.50 each . Minimum order 40 bags. Nobody produces Goji Brandy yet.


billyjoe

Was the bag of berries that Jim Cramer had on his desk during this evening's show of the Tibetan or Mongolian variety? I assume he uses the Goji to grow hair.

[billyjoe]

Gatorman,
He must have some of the inferior Chinese Goji. It isn't helping his hair much.


billyjoe

[skiracer]

AR-15 is the best for taking out another human being. Has kind of a tumbling action after it exits the rifle and cuts a nice swath through a body. 223 caliber is small but does the job and very lightweight. It was the preferred weapon for the advanced outfits especially in short range or close quarters.

[Websman]

AR-15 is the best for taking out another human being. Has kind of a tumbling action after it exits the rifle and cuts a nice swath through a body. 223 caliber is small but does the job and very lightweight. It was the preferred weapon for the advanced outfits especially in short range or close quarters.

They work great on an escaping inmate. It makes them fall off of the fence fast and the mess it leaves behind makes the others think twice before they try it.

[skiracer]

You're my kind of guy Webs.

[Lyehopper]

Lye,
Speaking of brandy , it reminds me of a story about 35 years ago. When we made the raid on grampas basement .... The Napolean brandy was so bad nobody would drink it except for my friend Jim who proceded to down a 16 once water glass of the counterfeit beverage. Somehow he made it home that night .... Jim was sick for at least a week and to this day none of us has touched a drop of brandy.

billyjoe

I can make all those bad memories dissipate by introducing you to just one sip of a real nice smooth Apple Brandy I happen to know about....

[jiesen]

woah, there, Lye! It looks like you're falling off of your bull!