Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Peter Hansen]

How fairy tales "really end" !

Fary Tales always ene with the phrase ......"they lived happy ever after." Is that really what happess?......I beg to differ ......here is the reality

http://pamibe.com/2010/03/how-fairy-tales-really-end/

[Peter Hansen]

The birthday clock!

You will be blown away by this one ! Just enter your birthdate, click on submit and ENJOY!

http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp

[billyjoe]

I placed a limit order this morning and as of 1:30 PM, my partial order fill accounts for the entire trading of this equity today. Still need 399 shares to fill the entire order. You could say this is a thinly traded stock. Market cap is around 34 million.

----------billy

[riverbabe]

I placed a limit order this morning and as of 1:30 PM, my partial order fill accounts for the entire trading of this equity today. Still need 399 shares to fill the entire order. You could say this is a thinly traded stock. Market cap is around 34 million.

----------billy

which stock billy?

[billyjoe]

River,
It's FCZA, small Ohio bank with 20 some branch offices. I keep buying around 4.40ish and selling around 5.00. Has been working out well. I got all my order at the last minute but someone also bought 250 shares at .04 higher so I didn't dominate the entire trade volume .

--------------billy

[Peter Hansen]

Folks....it's gonna get ugly!

DIRE WARNING FROM THE TALIBAN



This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , the Taliban Minister of


Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if Arizona 's Immigration


Law is not repealed, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of


Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 & Super 8 Managers.



And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,


followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.



Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates


for President of the United States !



Folks, it's gonna get ugly!

[Peter Hansen]

You go guy!

Definitely not a teary eyed liberal , and my pick for law enforcement official of the year!




POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD

An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range.
Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.
A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had
to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: 'Because that's all the ammunition we had..' Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes...
When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were
68 bullet wounds in his body,
he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE of 2009) ...
"when you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

[Karel]

Definitely not a teary eyed liberal , and my pick for law enforcement official of the year!

[...]

The year is 2006, of course.

For those interested in the teary eyed liberal view of the incident:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/judd.asp

Sheriff Judd seems to be very capable officer, whose 68 bullets comment
was not so much about toughness as about how seriously they took the danger Angilo Freeland represented. He concluded: "Quite frankly, we weren't taking any chances." But afterward, Judd really showed his mettle in hunting down the drug ring Freeland belonged to:

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/06/15/Hernando/Authorities_team_up_f.shtml

The coroner's statement is silly and fabricated.

Regards,

Karel

[Peter Hansen]

Oh Well

The year is 2006, of course.

For those interested in the teary eyed liberal view of the incident:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/judd.asp

Sheriff Judd seems to be very capable officer, whose 68 bullets comment
was not so much about toughness as about how seriously they took the danger Angilo Freeland represented. He concluded: "Quite frankly, we weren't taking any chances." But afterward, Judd really showed his mettle in hunting down the drug ring Freeland belonged to:

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/06/15/Hernando/Authorities_team_up_f.shtml

The coroner's statement is silly and fabricated.

Regards,

Karel

The guy I recieved it from swore he "SNOPED" it, oh well no more posting from that knuckle head! It was funny anyway !

[Peter Hansen]

Texting can kill!

Once again another individual of extreme intellect, but bereft of any COMMON SENSE. These individuals always think the "LAWS" are only meant for the peons. Fortunately this jerk-off killed only himself and not another innocent victim . May he Rest In Peace!
Read some of the comments to the article .......many TELL IT LIKE IT IS!

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nip_tuck_doc_text_tragedy_HPLKuEiyiHYbOLHlAj2daM

[Peter Hansen]

Ah Yes Those Republican and Democratic women!

Watch this one QUICK before Nancy Pelosi slaps a lumbago on the Republican Party and pulls this one out LOL!

http://forums.online-sweepstakes.com/showthread.php?p=9444893

Just click on Rosie's picture

[Peter Hansen]

Watch this one QUICK before Nancy Pelosi slaps a lumbago on the Republican Party and pulls this one out LOL!

http://forums.online-sweepstakes.com/showthread.php?p=9444893

Just click on Rosie's picture

The site has been ,"Mysteriously" shut down, just as I had predicted. Had the site been dedicated to "BUSH" bashing ........NOTHING would have happened. Folks it is only a matter of time before , the internet and talk radio will be totally censored and sanitized........ENJOY your freedom while it lasts!

[Peter Hansen]

Intelligence Testing

There
Are only nine questions.






This is a quiz for people who
Know everything!

I found out in a hurry
That I didn't.

These are not trick
Questions.

They are straight
Questions with straight answers.



1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the
Participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.



2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?



3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for
Several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be
Replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?



4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?



5 In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear
Inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is
Genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get
Inside the bottle?



6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw'
And they are all common words. Name two of them.



7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar.

Can you name at least
Half of them?



8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned,
Processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.



9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with
The letter 'S.'


ANSWERS IN THE NEXT POST!

[billyjoe]

Without looking it up. What year did Sgt.Pepper teach the band to play?

-----------billy

[Peter Hansen]

Quiz answers!

Answers To Quiz:



1... The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the
Participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends:
Boxing.



2. North American landmark constantly moving backward: Niagara
Falls .

(The rim is worn down
About two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of
Water that rush over it every minute.)



3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several
Growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.



4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.



5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside
The bottle.

The bottles are placed
Over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree.
The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the
Pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.



6. Three English words beginning with dw: Dwarf, dwell and dwindle...



7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: Period, comma, colon,
Semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe,question mark, exclamation point,
Quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.



8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed,
Cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce.



9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S':
Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates,
Snowshoes, stockings, stilts.