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  • microchips
    Senior Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 147

    Pete and River.

    Pete, I scored Conservative right bang in the middle with %20 issues which i

    will be having a word with myself, it must be my sense of humour i think..lol

    River you vision of loveliness, your investment in BP.L shares are up %33.3 at

    close of play today, personally myself i will be buying a new car with my

    profits how about you?? a new frock? lol...

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    • Peter Hansen
      Banned
      • Jul 2005
      • 3968

      Micro You Da Man

      Originally posted by microchips View Post
      Pete, I scored Conservative right bang in the middle with %20 issues which i

      will be having a word with myself, it must be my sense of humour i think..lol

      River you vision of loveliness, your investment in BP.L shares are up %33.3 at

      close of play today, personally myself i will be buying a new car with my

      profits how about you?? a new frock? lol...
      Mic thanx let's make Mr Market is huge the BEST financial site on the web! Happy new Year my friend!

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      • Peter Hansen
        Banned
        • Jul 2005
        • 3968

        Gene Simmons and KISS AS* Holes NO WAY!

        Fan or not, THIS music will blow your mind.

        I always thought Gene Simmons & the band "KISS" were a bunch of strange people.
        But it seems I have been wrong on this issue.

        This was filmed in Iraq at a USO tour of a USA Marine Base.
        Play it and then see if you don't want to share it with others.

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        • riverbabe
          Senior Member
          • May 2005
          • 3373

          Originally posted by Peter Hansen View Post
          Take this simple unbiased test to determine your political party. I scored LIBERTARIAN!

          Click on the link below . . .



          World's Smallest Political Quiz http://www.theadvocates.org/quizp/index.html
          I am exactly on the left borderline of centrist/liberal! That's a surprise to me. Hmm...getting more conservative.

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          • riverbabe
            Senior Member
            • May 2005
            • 3373

            Originally posted by microchips View Post
            Pete, I scored Conservative right bang in the middle with %20 issues which i

            will be having a word with myself, it must be my sense of humour i think..lol

            River you vision of loveliness, your investment in BP.L shares are up %33.3 at

            close of play today, personally myself i will be buying a new car with my

            profits how about you?? a new frock? lol...
            Micro, you handsome devil, keep those shares warm for me, darling. Man, you make me so happy!

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            • riverbabe
              Senior Member
              • May 2005
              • 3373

              Originally posted by billyjoe View Post
              billy, that's a wild story! You do know the most interesting people!

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              • Karel
                Administrator
                • Sep 2003
                • 2199

                Originally posted by riverbabe View Post
                I am exactly on the left borderline of centrist/liberal! That's a surprise to me. Hmm...getting more conservative.
                We're getting old, river...

                Regards,

                Karel
                My Investopedia portfolio
                (You need to have a (free) Investopedia or Facebook login, sorry!)

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                • riverbabe
                  Senior Member
                  • May 2005
                  • 3373

                  Originally posted by Karel View Post
                  We're getting old, river...

                  Regards,

                  Karel
                  heh. speak for yourself, oh ancient one.

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                  • hags
                    Senior Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 206

                    Originally posted by Karel View Post
                    We're getting old, river...

                    Regards,

                    Karel
                    "You don't spit in the wind.....you don't pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger and ye don't mess around with........"

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                    • Karel
                      Administrator
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 2199

                      Originally posted by riverbabe View Post
                      heh. speak for yourself, oh ancient one.
                      Sorry! Good to know you are still young enough to care.

                      Regards,

                      Karel
                      My Investopedia portfolio
                      (You need to have a (free) Investopedia or Facebook login, sorry!)

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                      • Peter Hansen
                        Banned
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 3968

                        The NERVE of some scam artists!

                        Scam warning!!! Thought I'd better warn you.



                        I just got scammed out of $25. I bought Tiger Woods new DVD entitled, "My Favorite 18 Holes."



                        Turns out it's about golf…..



                        Pass this on, so others don't get scammed.

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                        • Peter Hansen
                          Banned
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 3968

                          Lighten Up On Obama!

                          I think everyone should lighten up on President Obama; just a month ago he got jobs for 63 Republicans

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                          • Peter Hansen
                            Banned
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 3968

                            Watch those credit cards!

                            Interesting!!







                            Be sure to read Scene 3. Quite interesting.














                            SCENE 1.
                            A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings
                            in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out,
                            saw the locker open, and thought to himself, 'Funny,
                            I thought I locked the locker..


                            Hmm, 'He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make
                            sure all was in order.


                            Everything looked okay - all cards were in place...


                            A few weeks later his credit card bill came -
                            a whooping bill of $14,000!


                            He called the credit card company and started
                            yelling at them, saying that he did not make
                            the transactions.


                            Customer care personnel verified that
                            there was no Mistake in the system and asked
                            if his card had been stolen..


                            'No,' he said, but then took out his
                            wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep -
                            you guessed it - a switch had been made.


                            An expired similar credit card from
                            the same bank was in the wallet.


                            The thief broke into his locker at the gym
                            and switched cards.


                            Verdict: The credit card issuer said since
                            he did not report the card missing earlier,
                            he would have to pay the amount owed
                            to them.


                            How much did he have to pay for items
                            he did not buy?


                            $9,000! Why were there no calls made to
                            verify the amount swiped?
                            Small amounts rarely trigger a 'warning bell'
                            with some credit card companies.
                            It just so happens that all the small amounts
                            added up to big one!
                            ============================


                            SCENE 2.
                            A man at a local restaurant paid for his meal
                            with his credit card.


                            The bill for the meal came, he signed it and
                            the waitress folded the receipt and passed the
                            credit card along.


                            Usually, he would just take it and place it in his
                            wallet or pocket. Funny enough, though, he
                            actually took a look at the card and, lo and
                            behold, it was the expired card of another person.


                            He called the waitress and she looked perplexed.


                            She took it back, apologized, and hurried back to
                            the counter under the watchful eye of the man.


                            All the waitress did while walking to the counter
                            was wave the wrong expired card to the counter
                            cashier, and the counter cashier immediately
                            looked down and took out the real card.


                            No exchange of words --- nothing! She took
                            it and came back to the man with an apology..


                            Verdict:


                            Make sure the credit cards in your wallet are yours.


                            Check the name on the card every time you
                            sign for something and/or the card is taken
                            away for even a short period of time.


                            Many people just take back the credit card without
                            even looking at it, 'assuming' that it has to be theirs.




                            FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, DEVELOP THE HABIT
                            OF CHECKING YOUR CREDIT CARD EACH TIME
                            IT IS RETURNED TO YOU AFTER A TRANSACTION!
                            ==========================


                            SCENE 3:
                            Yesterday I went into a pizza restaurant to
                            pick up an order that I had called in.


                            I paid by using my Visa Check Card which, of
                            course, is linked directly to my checking
                            account.


                            The young man behind the counter took my
                            card, swiped it, then laid it on the counter as
                            he waited for the approval, which is pretty
                            standard procedure..


                            While he waited, he picked up his cell phone
                            and started dialing.


                            I noticed the phone because it is the same
                            model I have, but nothing seemed out of the
                            ordinary. ? Then I heard a click that sounded
                            like my phone sounds when I take a picture.


                            He then gave me back my card but kept the
                            phone in his hand as if he was still pressing
                            buttons.


                            Meanwhile, I'm thinking: I wonder what he
                            is taking a picture of, oblivious to what was
                            really going on.


                            It then dawned on me: the only thing there
                            was my credit card, so now I'm paying close
                            attention to what he is doing..


                            He set his phone on the counter, leaving it
                            open.


                            About five seconds later, I heard the chime
                            that tells you that the picture has been saved.


                            Now I'm standing there struggling with the
                            fact that this boy just took a picture of my credit card.


                            Yes, he played it off well, because had we not
                            had the same kind of phone, I probably would
                            never have known what happened.


                            Needless to say, I immediately cancelled
                            that card as I was walking out of the pizza
                            parlor..


                            All I am saying is, be aware of your
                            surroundings at all times.


                            Whenever you are using your credit card
                            take caution and don't be careless.




                            Notice who is standing near you and what
                            they are doing when you use your card.


                            Be aware of phones, because many have a
                            camera phone these days.




                            FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE
                            AS YOU CAN THINK OF. LET'S GET THE
                            WORD OUT! JUST BE AWARE
                            Never let your card out of your
                            sight.....check and check again!


                            Scary

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                            • Peter Hansen
                              Banned
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 3968

                              ReGifting ......Amazing!

                              TRY THIS................


                              This is freaky....CRAZZZY!!!!!!!!!!
                              To my gifted friends. This stumped me. If you can figure out how she does it please let me know. I never even touched the cursor on my chosen number.
                              Once I did not even follow the directions, I just looked at the number and she still got it! This will drive you crazy! big time!!!!
                              Click here: Regifting Robin http://www.regiftable.com/regiftingrobinpopup.html

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                              • billyjoe
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 9014

                                Pete,
                                She got it right the first time but not the 2nd. Try #98 and see what happens.

                                --------------billy

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