Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Phoenix7]

So who was the RICHEST MAN who ever lived? .........find the answer right here! http://www.marketwatch.com/story/7-m...teid=rss&rss=1

[riverbabe]

Sad part is that only about 5% of the populace will have any idea what that means. Or maybe less.

Wisdom from last week's Chinese fortune cookie: "Man knows more than he understands".

[Phoenix7]

Here are some Classic cars you will never see again .......great craftsmanship! https://groups.google.com/forum/#!to...77/sSrKfysX5Qk

[Phoenix7]

Gee Whiz every morning I wake up there appears to be so much negative news. So perhaps we need some simple humor to counteract that bad news. So read this ..it is funny!

One Testicle


There once was an Indian who had only one testicle


And whose given name was 'Onestone'.


He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.


After years and years of torment,


Onestone finally cracked and said,'


If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'


The word got around and nobody called him that any more.


Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,


'Good morning, Onestone.'


He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.


He made love to her all the next day,


Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.


The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.


Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until


A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.


Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin,


Was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.


She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'


Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,


Then he made love to her all day,


Made love to her all night,


Made love to her all the next day,


Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!










Why ???










OH, come on... Take a guess !!!










Think about it !!!










You're going to love this !!!










Everyone knows..




You can't kill Two Birds




With


OneStone !!!

[Phoenix7]

A young lad sits on his Grand Dad's lap and says, "Grand Pa can you croak like a frog?" Grand Pa responds , "Why yes , but why do you ask?" The young grand son replies , "Well my mom says that when Grand pa "CROAKS" we can all go to Disney World!"

[Phoenix7]

Cool Hope Sandoval Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL0269xbykQ

[riverbabe]

Yes Underwood! Yes Remington! Yes typing class! Yegods! I really am ancient! WATCH THIS!

There's a big chance your keyboard says QWERTY. In this episode of Vox's Overrated, Phil Edwards investigates the keyboard's history. [YouTube / Phil Edwards]

[billyjoe]

Sorry, Technologically challaged error.

-----------billy

[Phoenix7]

Ladies this "Chick" Flick will have you taking out the Kleenex ......If I can believe that the reviews are accurate. Check out the reviews https://dramarants.wordpress.com/201...ew-sunny-2011/

If you like the review ..........here is the movie on You Tube "SUNNY" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o1J-oBYdZE

[riverbabe]

This is a good one!

Pentagon Safety Measure Requires President To Identify Nation On Map Before Nuking It

http://babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-safety-measure-requires-president-identify-nation-map-nuking/

[billyjoe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1F0lBnsnkE

----------------billy

[riverbabe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1f0lbnsnke

----------------billy

yesss!!!!!

[billyjoe]

River, I got injured just watching the Nicholas Brothers at 4:25.

-------------------billy

[jiesen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1F0lBnsnkE

----------------billy

River, how come your quote removes the capital letters? It ruins the link when that happens..... I almost cried when I couldn't load again it at first, but I'm glad it's still there after all
A great clip, there, billy!

[Phoenix7]

Rodney Dangerfield has crossed the River Styxx back in 2004 , but his memory lingers on ......Check This Out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SVZvWaMWsA