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Well for those who liked K2 Korean Drama all 16 episodes you are gonna love this Drama called City Hunter . I f you like action , romance and politics you will love this Drama. Acting is great and it is suitable for teenagers and above. The first episode starts off slow , but it does set the story . Guaranteed after watching episode 1 , you will definitely want to see more!
Pesky commercials but remember you are seeing it for free! https://www.dramafever.com/drama/3937/1/City_Hunter/Comment
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Marriage & Politics
I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY
THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."
HE SAID, "YES."
I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON."
BILL GATES SAID, "NO".
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."
BILL GATES SAID, "OK".
I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE
MY SON THE C.E.O.
HE SAID, "NO".
I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW."
HE SAID, "OK."
THIS IS HOW POLITICS WORKS.
The definition of politics is "the art of compromise".Comment
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Or:Originally posted by riverbabe View Post
poly- A prefix meaning "many,"
tics - blood sucking insectsIt is hard to find the Truth when you start your search with a preconceived notion of what the Truth will be.Comment
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DD, I think your definition is more fitting, unfortunately, in the case of politics these days.Originally posted by Deaddog View PostComment
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Who can forget Rodney Dangerfield?
Age
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn't met me yet.
General Humor
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel!
Wife
I remember one guy gave her a good piece of his mind. Yeah, it was right after she took a good piece of his leg.
Childhood
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once, a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional; the knife had butter on it.
Sex
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
Sex
I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.
Wife
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend
Wife
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
Wife
My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Wife
Why, her cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves.
Self
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Childhood
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Family
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
Wife
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
General Humor
C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
Childhood
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps… from moving cars.
Self
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Wife
Boy, is my wife stupid! It takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughter's no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.Comment
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Tallow used in the production of the new plastic currency
Britain's new plastic five-pound notes, bearing the portrait of wartime Prime Minister Winston Churchill, have fallen foul of thousands of people who object to the use of animal fats in their manufacture.
An online petition against the notes, started by campaigner Doug Maw, was signed by more than 13,000 supporters in less than 24 hours.
"This is unacceptable to millions of vegans and vegetarians in the UK," Maw wrote in the online petition.
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Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit
A Heinz television advert showing people drumming a rhythm on its baked bean cans has been banned by British regulators on safety grounds.
The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) ruled that Heinz's "Can Song" advert should not be broadcast again in its current form after nine people complained that the ad encouraged unsafe practices or could be dangerous for children to copy. Over 1.6 million people viewed a version of the ad on YouTube.
The ad showed families, workers and festival goers enjoying Heinz beans, a British mealtime staple, and using the tin cans to hammer out percussion sounds to accompany an original song.
Last edited by mimo_100; 12-02-2016, 08:02 AM.Tim - Retired Problem SolverComment
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Folks here are some jokes you can tell at Holiday parties!
Henny Youngman Jokes 1
HennyAirline Jokes
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"
I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
Doctor Jokes
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, "Cough!"
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do?" asks the patient. The doctor says, "I'm mad at my neighbor!"
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started."
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"
Golf Jokes
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"
Hollywood Jokes
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% Sex, 90% guilt.
Homeless Guys Jokes
A bum asked me, "Give me $10 till payday." I asked, "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working!"
A bum came up to me saying, "I haven't eaten in two days!" I said, "You should force yourself!"
Another bum told me, "I haven't tasted food all week." I told him, "Don't worry, it still tastes the same!"
Another bum asked me, "Can I have $300 for a cup of coffee?" I told him, "Coffee's a quarter!" The bum said, "Yeah, but I want to drink it in Brazil!"
I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."
Horse Race Jokes
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...
Hotel Jokes
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!Comment
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Finally a diet that works! Since this diet uses Grapefruits and Grapefruit Juice which may interact with certain medications ...PLEASE Consult with your doctor before using!
Lose 14lbs in a week?
I was given this diet plan by my step mum the other day - she had been given it by her consultant prior to heart surgery.
The basis of this diet is chemical. If you follow the diet to the letter for one week you should lose 14 pounds (and possibly up to 20 pounds)
Day 1 Breakfast 1 slice dry toast and grilled tomatoes
Lunch Fresh fruit (any amount)
Dinner 2 hard boiled eggs, salad, grapefruit
Day 2 Breakfast Grapefruit, 1 boiled egg
Lunch Roast chicken (any amount) & tomatoes
Dinner Grilled steak and salad
Day 3 Breakfast Grapefruit, 1 boiled egg
Lunch 2 boiled eggs and tomatoes
Dinner 2 Grilled lamb chops, celery & cucumber
Day 4 Breakfast 2 slices dry toast, 2 poached eggs
Lunch fresh fruit (any amount)
Dinner 2 hard boiled eggs, salad, grapefruit
Day 5 Breakfast 1 slice dry toast, 2 poached eggs
Lunch 2 poached eggs & tomatoes
Dinner Fresh or tinned fish and salad
Day 6 Breakfast 1 boiled egg, 1 glass grapefruit juice
Lunch Fresh fruit (any amount)
Dinner Roast chicken, cabbage, carrots
Day 7 Breakfast 2 scrambled eggs, grilled tomatoes
Lunch 2 Poached eggs& spinach
Dinner Grilled steak & salad
NOTE
Abstain from anything not mentioned.
Eat only what is shown or do without.
No substitutions allowed.
No eating between meals
No alcohol
No butter milk or fat
Drinks = black tea, black coffee, lemon tea, grapefruit juice, tonic, soda or water only
Salad = lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes and celery only
DO NOT DIET FOR MORE THAN ONE WEEK AT A TIME.Comment
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Wow didn't see that one coming..this guy can dance!!!
Phoenix Swing 2010 champion J&J winners Jordan Frisbee and Jessica Cox
Tim - Retired Problem SolverComment
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Bet you didn't know this! New Year's Eve tomorrow at midnight 2016 gets an extra (leap) second! Wonder if our clocks are smart enough to know that?Comment
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Our local recreation center had a 100 mile swim challenge in 2016. Starting April 1st thru Dec. 31st. contestants swam their laps, logged in their daily distance, and received a t-shirt and bragging rights if they completed the 100 miles. Of the 46 entrants, 33 didn't make 50 miles, of the remaining 13, 1 went more than 50 miles, but less than 75 miles, 3 went 75 miles, but less than 100. Nine swam 100 miles. Amazingly I was one of them, and I believe the oldest at age 66. This year they started on Jan 1st hoping to get more finishers. I recruited a guy 9 days older than me who swims only underwater...impressive! He's off to a great start. I'm trying to get a 74 year old to enter. He can do it. He comes 3 days each week and can swim a mile quite easily, but he says he'll be too busy golfing when it warms up. Another guy, over 80 who started life guarding nearly 70 years ago at Lake Erie beaches hasn't been seen lately. He became recertified after age 75. A young lady of 63 swam the entire 100 miles using the breast stroke because as she says "my shoulders are shot". A tiny lady 45-49 who finished 3rd in her age group at the world triathlon championships in Mexico shows up occasionally, but is too busy with other activities to swim regularly. All in all it's quite a group. Most are in the pool by 6 AM and gone by 8:30 AM. My goal is to finish in 18 weeks this year.
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that is 72,000 laps in a 25 yard pool - good job!Originally posted by billyjoe View PostTim - Retired Problem SolverComment
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