Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[IIC]

I missed 2, the fastest bird and the state the Grand Canyon is in.

Well...we'd make a great team...I got those 2 right and you got the 5 I missed right

[IIC]

Paris Hilton...High School Dropout (Well...she did get her GED...I'm impressed!!!) has her attorney's file for a pardon from the Governor...WHAT!!!...Her crooked lawyers should be locked up with her for the 45 days.

Why did she tell the Judge she was too busy to read the court papers...Heck, she probably woulda got a lighter sentence if she had just told the Judge the truth...That she doesn't know how to read!!!

I have been inside her Grandpa Barron's 48 room Mansion in Holmby Hills...Nice place...But filthy inside...Maybe she was the one who made the mess...Tons of carpet stains, upholstery stains...My wife would kill me if I was that messy...And I wouldn't blame her.

Paris Hilton..."White Trash w/ Money"

[IIC]

More On Paris

[IIC]

Moron Paris

Just noticed what I titled that last post..."MORE ON PARIS".....LOL

[riverbabe]

[mimo_100]

Bix Lives! said the bumper sticker on my father's 1974 Oldsmobile Delta 88. And so he does every summer at the Bix Beiderbecke Memorial Jazz Festival held in Davenport, Iowa.


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[mimo_100]

At Three minutes and Four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of

May this year, time and date will be 02:03:04 05/06/07.

This will never happen again in our lifetime

At Four minutes and Five seconds after 3 AM on the 7th of

June, 2008, time and date will be 03:04:05 06/07/08.

This will never happen again in our lifetime.

[riverbabe]

Bix Lives! said the bumper sticker on my father's 1974 Oldsmobile Delta 88. And so he does every summer at the Bix Beiderbecke Memorial Jazz Festival held in Davenport, Iowa.


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Yes indeed! And that's where I'll be! You coming? Riverbabe

[riverbabe]

The 24th of May!

As a dual U.S./Canadian citizen, and growing up in Canada, I am compelled to say this (can't help myself)!

It's the 24th of May!
It's the Queen's birthDAY!
If we don't get a holiday
We'll all run away!

Referring, of course, to Queen Victoria. That's why this past Monday was a holiday in Canada. Sometimes it coincides with Memorial Day weekend, but not this year. Riverbabe

P.S. I've often been told, "you can take the girl out of Canada, but you can't take Canada out of the girl."

[IIC]

Dang...I missed this:

http://j-walk.com/other/conf/

[riverbabe]

Dang...I missed this:

http://j-walk.com/other/conf/

TOTALLY LOL. HOW DID YOU FIND THIS???

[IIC]

TOTALLY LOL. HOW DID YOU FIND THIS???

Magic...before my screen name was IIC it was MagicMan...before that it was EyeCandy...Go Figure...LOL

Anyway...Here is a Good Lawyer one:


A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

[riverbabe]

Okay, here's one I just HAVE TO SHARE. My youngest daughter has just gotten a huge promotion in the hotel industry. Let's just say it is one of the MAJOR ones. She is right now in Washington at a big training session, right across from the White House and was outside having a cigarette (OK, ignore that for now). She just called me. She had to tell me!

So there are secret service all over the place. This big black limo pulls up and out steps Donald Rumsfield! He actually looks right at her and NODS and, of course, she NODS back. (Well, she does take after her gorgeous mother, after all!). Sorry, just am grinning from ear to ear here! Riverbabe

[riverbabe]

Enjoy . . . I guess.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/irack

[MEA_1956]

We went to a Bob Seger concert in K.C. a few years back and had to set in a limited viewing sect. Turned out to be the best seats in the house, two rows up behind the stage, my guess is we were about 25 feet from Bob when he made eye contact with my wife and acknowledged her. Never lived that one down for quit some time. Marlin