Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[peanuts]

I sneezed for over 90 days in a row from Sept. until Dec.26th. I did not sneeze yesterday and haven't yet today.

-------------billyjoe

This should be in the bragging thread. What made you begin counting? Ohio does have some very nice smoke stacks.

[Peter Hansen]

This is funny Check It Out

very funny stuff .........although a bit late for Christmas

http://democratsspeak.blogspot.com/2007/12/christmas-greeting-from-allahs-disciple.html

[IIC]

Fun Quiz on Everyday Life...Avg is 7 right outta 25...I scored a 16:

http://www.oldjoeblack.0nyx.com/thinktst.htm

[Peter Hansen]

Another Mind Teazer

IIC was the guy you wanted sitting in front of you in Geometry Class LOL

Well anyway .......perhaps this one is less cerebral ........but FUN nevertheless!

TRY THIS. IT IS DIFFERENT. JUST PUT IN YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME.









Oh what technology can do! Enjoy figuring this one out.









Don't let the foreign language bother you. Just follow these directions!



1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE :

http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/

2. WRITE YOUR FIRST NAME IN THE 1st LINE.

3. WRITE YOUR FAMILY NAME in the 2nd .!!! No need to write your e.mail address.

4 SELECT VISUALIZAR

Unbelievable. Can you explain how this is done?

[Rob]

9,900% Return (Minus Postage)

There's a guy in St. Louis, MO who will pay you $100 if you find his marked one dollar bill and return it to him. Look for the first entry on this Where's George page, the one dated May 23, 2005. (I've got a one dollar bill that's been hit 4 times and was last seen in Spokane, WA.)

[Peter Hansen]

BOB Question

There's a guy in St. Louis, MO who will pay you $100 if you find his marked one dollar bill and return it to him. Look for the first entry on this Where's George page, the one dated May 23, 2005. (I've got a one dollar bill that's been hit 4 times and was last seen in Spokane, WA.)

Bob sounds like the "Polish Lottery" to me ........you mail the guy your $1 bill......and you get stuck holding your kielbasy LOL!!!

[mimo_100]

Fun Quiz on Everyday Life...Avg is 7 right outta 25...I scored a 16:

http://www.oldjoeblack.0nyx.com/thinktst.htm

18 ... and my phone was nearby

[Peter Hansen]

How To Make 1 Million Dollars Effortlessly !

Very simple ...run Ad on the internet using the words "How to Make 1 Million Effortlessly" please remit 10 dollars via paypal . Then you send back the plan which is very simple ......"DO AS I DID" LOL

[IIC]

Take the Inkblot test to find out who you REALLY are:

http://www.jokesunlimited.com/inkblotquiz1.php

The first time I took it I ended up as a Borderline Psychotic Killer who likes tofu and jelly donuts.

But the second time I decided to be honest with my answers...I ended up as an Assasin For Hire who suffers from road rage and likes to dine 'n dash

AFRAID TO FIND OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE???

[billyjoe]

It says I am a circus clown.

---------billyjoe

[Karel]

According to our experts, your personality type is :
Buddhist Monk

Other people like you display these traits.
# They listen to Brittany Spears
# They have webbed feet
# They can't spell
# They dine and dash

I get the strong impression that this "quiz" might equally well have been called:
"fun with a random personality type generator".

Regards,

Karel

[riverbabe]

I've been found out! I am an Adult Film Star

Other people like you display these traits.
They have nose hair
They like black lingerie
They are gas station attendents
They have webbed feet

[Rob]

They have webbed feet

Hmmm. That makes at least two of you who have that trait. There's only one I can think of that I would have thought had webbed feet.

[Peter Hansen]

Hilliary Health Care And The HMO

INFORMATION YOU NEED TO HELP YOU CHOOSE YOUR NEXT HEALTH PLAN ..

Q. What does HMO stand for?

A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "HEY MOE."
Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three
Stooges,who discovered that a patient could be made to forget
about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes.


Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor
I want?

A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your
insurer will provide you with a book listing all the
doctors in the plan. These doctors basically fall into two
categories -- those who are no longer accepting new
patients, and those who will see you but are no longer
participating in the plan. But don't worry; the remaining
doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an
office just a half-day's drive away and has a
diploma from a Third World Country.

Q. Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?

A. No. Only those you need.


Q. Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions?

A Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment.


Q. What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine?

A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.


Q. My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name
brand. I tried the Generic Medication, but it gave me a stomachache. What
should I do?

A. Poke yourself in the eye.


Q. What if I'm away from home and I get sick?

A. You really shouldn't do that.


Q. I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can
handle my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a
heart transplant right in his office?

A. Hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $15
co-payment, there's no harm in giving him a shot at it.

[IIC]

20 questions...Not always EXACTLY right...But if you pick something fairly common it is pretty darn accurate at least on the Classic Game which is all I have tried: http://www.20q.net/