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  • Karel
    Administrator
    • Sep 2003
    • 2199

    Originally posted by Peter Hansen View Post
    Originally posted by Gary611 View Post
    Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?

    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
    gary that was one of the jokes in my list of jokes before Karel suspended me ......better be careful LOL
    Aw, come on. If they all had been only just as silly as that one, I wouldn’t have taken action. Racism, now, that is another thing.

    Regards,

    Karel
    My Investopedia portfolio
    (You need to have a (free) Investopedia or Facebook login, sorry!)

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    • Peter Hansen
      Banned
      • Jul 2005
      • 3968

      Driving a toyota and no seatbelt!

      If your are driving a Toyota with one of those Kamikazi Gas Pedals for God's sake wear your SEATBELT!
      Notice that this person is NOT.......oih Weh LOL

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      • Peter Hansen
        Banned
        • Jul 2005
        • 3968

        Who Could It Be?

        If you can start the day without caffeine,

        If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

        If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

        If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

        If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

        If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,

        If you can conquer tension without medical help,

        If you can relax without liquor,

        If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

        ...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

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        • Peter Hansen
          Banned
          • Jul 2005
          • 3968

          NYC like Mexico City by 2014!

          Gerald Celente has some dire predictions for the economy going forward. Is he just another CRACKPOT with an agenda? Watch this 9 minute video clip , and you be the judge!

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          • billyjoe
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2003
            • 9014

            And here are some predictions he doesn't mention anymore:



            ----------billy


            here's more, easy to find if you look:

            The crazed doom-and-gloom prophets of our world have this troubling ability to occupy the airwaves, becoming strangely confused with qualified experts. Gerald Celente is the latest soothsayer operating on his hunches — now being celebrated on Digg, Reddit, and just about every damn aggregator imaginable. His predictions sound suspiciously similar to the storyline for Brian […]

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            • Karel
              Administrator
              • Sep 2003
              • 2199

              Originally posted by Peter Hansen View Post
              Gerald Celente has some dire predictions ...
              Oh. This is the second time you posted the link, and within two months. How many more times will follow? I removed the link there and pointed to your new post. I don't want a slew of links to any one site, with the exception of the big general, free investing sites, of course.

              And yes, he probably is a crackpot. But if you’re into his type of scare-mongering, by all means watch it.

              Regards,

              Karel
              My Investopedia portfolio
              (You need to have a (free) Investopedia or Facebook login, sorry!)

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              • Peter Hansen
                Banned
                • Jul 2005
                • 3968

                Karel Thanx For removing post

                Originally posted by Karel View Post
                Oh. This is the second time you posted the link, and within two months. How many more times will follow? I removed the link there and pointed to your new post. I don't want a slew of links to any one site, with the exception of the big general, free investing sites, of course.

                And yes, he probably is a crackpot. But if you’re into his type of scare-mongering, by all means watch it.

                Regards,

                Karel
                Karel thanx please remove THIS Celente post

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                • Peter Hansen
                  Banned
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 3968

                  Billie Thanx

                  Originally posted by billyjoe View Post
                  And here are some predictions he doesn't mention anymore:



                  ----------billy


                  here's more, easy to find if you look:

                  http://www.edrants.com/gerald-celente-futurist-fraud/

                  Billie thanx .....Hey I guess this guy has a good rap .....and is probably trying to get subscribers. He is just another guy trying to stay one step ahead of the SOUP KITCHEN LOL!

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                  • Karel
                    Administrator
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 2199

                    Originally posted by Peter Hansen View Post
                    Karel thanx please remove THIS Celente post
                    Not necessary, as I munged the other one already, and this one has a direct reply.
                    My Investopedia portfolio
                    (You need to have a (free) Investopedia or Facebook login, sorry!)

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                    • Peter Hansen
                      Banned
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 3968

                      Karel Thank You

                      Originally posted by Karel View Post
                      Not necessary, as I munged the other one already, and this one has a direct reply.
                      karel I am creating my list of unmentionables :

                      1. Global Warming
                      2.Gerald C

                      I shall not have further comments on either .

                      Karel one day ..when I cross the pond perhaps we can share a few Elephant Beers at a Danish pub of your choice , hopefully one with some rather "COMELY" barmaids LOL
                      Do have a great weekend!

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                      • Karel
                        Administrator
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 2199

                        Originally posted by Peter Hansen View Post
                        karel I am creating my list of unmentionables :

                        1. Global Warming
                        2.Gerald C

                        I shall not have further comments on either .

                        Karel one day ..when I cross the pond perhaps we can share a few Elephant Beers at a Danish pub of your choice , hopefully one with some rather "COMELY" barmaids LOL
                        Do have a great weekend!
                        Well, my problem with the global warming discussion was that the discussion was getting nowhere, and for some time only got fueled by quotes from the next uneducated person who thought he would air his opinions as there were certain to be some people who would like it. After the umpteenth entry with provably false statements, my patience was wearing out.

                        That I consider Celente a crackpot is not a reason not to discuss his ideas (but this is not a Celente forum). But Youtube videos are a very poor show for a discussion board. If you want to discuss his ideas here, cough them up. Preferably investment related, but if the world is going to end, we might consider that to be of general interest.

                        I would like to meet you in a pub, but for obvious reason I would prefer a Dutch one.

                        Regards,

                        Karel
                        My Investopedia portfolio
                        (You need to have a (free) Investopedia or Facebook login, sorry!)

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                        • Peter Hansen
                          Banned
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 3968

                          Karel Wow

                          Originally posted by Karel View Post
                          Well, my problem with the global warming discussion was that the discussion was getting nowhere, and for some time only got fueled by quotes from the next uneducated person who thought he would air his opinions as there were certain to be some people who would like it. After the umpteenth entry with provably false statements, my patience was wearing out.

                          That I consider Celente a crackpot is not a reason not to discuss his ideas (but this is not a Celente forum). But Youtube videos are a very poor show for a discussion board. If you want to discuss his ideas here, cough them up. Preferably investment related, but if the world is going to end, we might consider that to be of general interest.

                          I would like to meet you in a pub, but for obvious reason I would prefer a Dutch one.

                          Regards,

                          Karel
                          Karel for some reason I had thought you reside in Denmark ....but Amsterdam would be perfect .......I recall from my college days the Ruks Museum .....and Aristotle Contemplating The Bust Of Homer by Rembrandt.......but my mind always filters back to the young ladies who graced the windows along the canals ...wowo LOL Take care!

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                          • Peter Hansen
                            Banned
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 3968

                            Staying alive!

                            Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life

                            Crucial

                            Because of recent abductions n daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...

                            This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know.

                            After reading these 10 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

                            1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :
                            The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

                            2.. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.. Toss it away from you.... Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.

                            RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

                            3.. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

                            4.. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their chequebook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!)

                            The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.

                            AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR , LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..

                            If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF!

                            Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it . As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

                            5.. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

                            A..) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat

                            B..) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

                            C..) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side... If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.

                            IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

                            6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

                            7.. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN!
                            The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

                            8.. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed.

                            Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

                            9.. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..'

                            The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'

                            He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

                            10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.

                            Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors!

                            Please pass this on

                            This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana. I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle.. I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters,daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

                            Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better to be safe than sorry…
                            Last edited by Karel; 02-11-2010, 04:27 AM. Reason: changed layout so it no longer reads like bad poetry

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                            • riverbabe
                              Senior Member
                              • May 2005
                              • 3373

                              Originally posted by Peter Hansen View Post
                              Karel for some reason I had thought you reside in Denmark ....but Amsterdam would be perfect .......I recall from my college days the Ruks Museum .....and Aristotle Contemplating The Bust Of Homer by Rembrandt.......but my mind always filters back to the young ladies who graced the windows along the canals ...wowo LOL Take care!
                              "...who graced the" red lighted "windows along the canals..." hee

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                              • Peter Hansen
                                Banned
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 3968

                                Why River babe

                                Originally posted by riverbabe View Post
                                "...who graced the" red lighted "windows along the canals..." hee
                                Why River Babe ...you devil you LOL!
                                Yes after a sight seeing trip to the brewery ......my friend and I did have a few of the window ladies ......tickle our shoulders LOL!

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