Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Peter Hansen]

For The Nyuk Nyuk Crowd !

A very funny 3 stooges clip called "The Matador" ........ENJOY About 16 minutes long with a few short commercials thrown in !

http://www.slashcontrol.com/free-tv-shows/the-three-stooges/1780999361?icid=main|hp-desktop|dl7|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slashcontrol.com%2Ffree-tv-shows%2Fthe-three-stooges%2F1780999361

[Peter Hansen]

The Age Old Question!

Men througout the ages have pondered this question .......but to my knowledge I have never seen an answer. Perhaps Riverbabe could shed some light on this and solve a big mystery. LOL



'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

[riverbabe]

Men througout the ages have pondered this question .......but to my knowledge I have never seen an answer. Perhaps Riverbabe could shed some light on this and solve a big mystery. LOL



'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

Who would want to have sex with a woman with a headache? Talk about a suicide wish! hah

[skiracer]

Who would want to have sex with a woman with a headache? Talk about a suicide wish! hah

sometimes they don't know what is good for them. i would think that in most cases it would remove the headache.

[riverbabe]

sometimes they don't know what is good for them. i would think that in most cases it would remove the headache.

Would have to use a lot of positive persuasion to get her there I think. But some men are very very very good at that (the persuasion I mean) and the other too.

[microchips]

I usually find a couple of lagers and chip buttie does the trick!!

[skiracer]

I usually find a couple of lagers and chip buttie does the trick!!

micro,
the internet never fails to amaze me. here you are in england and communicating with us here across the pond almost instaneously and for free. you have to love that. by the way what is "chip buttie"? and are you drinking that lager warm.

[microchips]

chip buttie

Hi bel,marvelous thing the web makes that pond all the smaller,i find your posts and picks well worth reading along with everyone elses. I have only been trading for a few months so all advise is eagerly accepted i have had some success and some failures but am getting better.Back to your questions a chip buttie is a bread bun cut open and buttered then a generous helping of chips( french fries) then a generous helping of ketchup or brown sauce washed down with ice cold lager i must warn everyone that it does nothing for the waist line but it is a hell of a cheap night out.

[Peter Hansen]

OH LORD ....Ya Gotta Love That Coffee!

CATHOLIC COFFEE


Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,




slim,




tall,



38D breast,




24" waist and




34" hips.




When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

[Peter Hansen]

Micro cogent advice

I usually find a couple of lagers and chip buttie does the trick!!

My brother back in college would go to frat parties where pure 200 proof grain alcohol was used in a fruit punch .....many of the ladies left with their underwear on backwards and never knew the difference LOL!

[riverbabe]

amazed and amused

My brother back in college would go to frat parties where pure 200 proof grain alcohol was used in a fruit punch .....many of the ladies left with their underwear on backwards and never knew the difference LOL!

Pete, can't believe you didn't pick up this! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100223/..._swingers_club

[Peter Hansen]

River One I missed!

Pete, can't believe you didn't pick up this! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100223/..._swingers_club

River that one slid right by me .....but it brings back to mind cutting HS classes to take the bus into NYC with a few guys to see the 25 cent Peep Shows and Burlesque shows on 42nd Street! The quarters always seemed to run out when the action began to get hot and heavy! The baggy pants clowns at the burlesque show were funny as hell .....and the BUSTY showgirls were quite a change from the old battle axes back at the HS trying to teach us English and History!
For lunch we would go to Tad's all you could eat steakhouse. The first steak was passable , but 2nd and 3rd steaks were loaded with gristle and it felt like you were chewing a raw hide dog bone. Hopefully Lyehopper has better steaks than that LOL!

[Peter Hansen]

T Shirts That "Say It All"

Here are some T Shirt captions .....GIVE Me Your Favorite Number!

1. FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP

2. DON'T ACT STUPID WE HAVE POLITICIANS FOR THAT

3. KEEP ON WORKING MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU

4. I DON'T MIND GOING TO WORK IT'S THAT 8 HOUR WAIT TO GO HOME THAT SUCKS

5. STOP TALKING IT'S NOT YOUR BRAINS I AM INTERESTED IN

6. FOR MY NEXT TRICK I WILL NEED A CONDOM AND A FEMALE VOLUNTEER

7. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES IF YOU ARE ALIVE OR NOT TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF CREDIT CARD PAYMENTS

8. I'D AGREE WITH YOU BUT THEN WE WOULD BOTH BE WRONG

9. WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS ...SQUEEZE IT IN SOMEONE'S EYE AND THEN HAUL ASS

10 PADDLE FASTER I HEAR BANJO MUSIC

11. WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH?

12. SO THIS IRISHMAN WALKS OUT OF A BAR......NO REALLY IT CAN HAPPEN

13. FAIRNESS IS NOT GIVING MY MONEY TO LAZY PEOPLE

14. I AM NOT A GYNECOLOGIST .....BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK

14. SAVE THE TREES WIPE YOUR ASS WITH A SPOTTED OWL!

WOULD ANYONE WEAR ANY OF THESE LOL!

[microchips]

All of them

1 to 14 fully inclusive please. Does anyone know of a bio-tec firm that does Viagra in eye drop form because i've been told it does bugger all for your sex life but it makes you look HARD.

[Peter Hansen]

Micro

1 to 14 fully inclusive please. Does anyone know of a bio-tec firm that does Viagra in eye drop form because i've been told it does bugger all for your sex life but it makes you look HARD.

Micro .......gezzzzzzz ya had to get me started with the viagra jokes LOL

Check these out !

A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a distribution depot - police are looking for hardened criminals.


There's a new beverage on the market...it's called Viagraccino - one cup and you're up all night


As the man began walking toward the door, his wife asked, "Where are you going?"


The man replied, "I'm going to the doctor."


"Why? Are you sick?" the wife asked.


"No," the husband replied. "I'm going to get me some of them new Viagra Pills "


His wife got up out of her rocker and started putting on her coat. The husband turned to her and asked, "Where are you going?"


The wife replied, "I'm going to the doctor, too."


"Why?" asked her husband.


His wife replied, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get me a tetanus shot



Q: What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?
A: A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride



Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra?
A: A man took twelve pills and his wife died





A man goes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"


"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces the proud physician. "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history." So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.


A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly. "I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!"


"Well, I'm glad to hear that," says the pleased physician. "What does your wife think about it?"


"Wife?" asks the man. "I haven't been home yet



Men taking iron suppliments

are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north