Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[IIC]

Plan your next vacation: http://roadsideamerica.com/index.html

[IIC]

Pretty Bad When Us Republicans Don't Like Bush

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little
PR.

After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand
and

George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is your question,
Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,

whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried

about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health
insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?

Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
his name.

"Little Johnnie" he responds. "And what is your question, Little
Johnnie?"

"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,

whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried

about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans

don't have health insurance?

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the F..... happened to Stanley?"

[IIC]

Can't decide who to vote for???

Well...this little quiz can help...Just answer the questions and each candidate will appear with a score at the end...Rudy G. ranked highest on my list with a score of 21. http://www.wqad.com/Global/link.asp?L=259460


........Doug(IIC)

[riverbabe]

Can't decide who to vote for???

Well...this little quiz can help...Just answer the questions and each candidate will appear with a score at the end...Rudy G. ranked highest on my list with a score of 21. http://www.wqad.com/Global/link.asp?L=259460


........Doug(IIC)

Well, guess there's no doubt as to where I am -- Chris Dodd 53, Dennis & Barack tied at 48. But I'm still an Independent! I voted for McCain once upon a time. River

[stenzrob]

Interesting. I considered myself at one time to be a Republican.

Results showed the Dems all at the top, starting with Dodd then Gravel (both of whom I know absolutely nothing about), and the Republicans lined up at the bottom.

[MEA_1956]

Thats Cool

28 points bill Richardson

[IIC]

Britney

Is that Britney Spears New Husband leading the way???

[Karel]

Can't decide who to vote for???

Well...this little quiz can help...Just answer the questions and each candidate will appear with a score at the end...Rudy G. ranked highest on my list with a score of 21. http://www.wqad.com/Global/link.asp?L=259460


........Doug(IIC)

A score of 21? You are hard to please, Doug! I seem to be an easier nut to crack: 1 Dodd (55); 2 Clinton (4; 3 Obama (4; and Hunter right at the bottom with 3. But what do I know

Regards,

Karel

[IIC]

Guess I'm not overly passionate about the issues

[Peter Hansen]

Watch Out For The Trunk Monkey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkZcG_pgp0Q

[gerihearne]

interesting poll

my responses probably not so much
dodd tops at 42
hillary and obama 2nd at 38
fred thompson the lowest at 8 ...

[MEA_1956]

Little Johnny

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children
to tell the class what their father does for a living.

All the typical answers came up; Fireman, Truck Driver, Salesman, ect. Johnny
was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his
father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his cloths in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out back for a little extra money.

The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement immedately changed the subject and hurriedly set the other children to work on a coloring project.
She then took Little Johnny aside and asked him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He's the defensive coordinator at the University of Nebraska. I was just too embarrassed to say that.

[IIC]

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children
to tell the class what their father does for a living.

All the typical answers came up; Fireman, Truck Driver, Salesman, ect. Johnny
was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his
father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his cloths in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out back for a little extra money.

The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement immedately changed the subject and hurriedly set the other children to work on a coloring project.
She then took Little Johnny aside and asked him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He's the defensive coordinator at the University of Nebraska. I was just too embarrassed to say that.

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!

[Peter Hansen]

Chinese Eye Test Funny Stuff!

http://resources.alibaba.com/topic/203478/Eye_test_Read_the_picture.htm

Try pulling the corners of your eyes like a Chinese ....you will then see the letters clearly

[IIC]

http://resources.alibaba.com/topic/2...he_picture.htm

Try pulling the corners of your eyes like a Chinese ....you will then see the letters clearly

That's pretty cute