Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[IIC]

What is your BMI (Body Mass Index)??? Mine is 22.6 http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

[jiesen]

mine's 21.9... I also qualified for the Boston Marathon this year for the first time. Congratulate me!

[microchips]

Hi Pete

Rate Obama as president in this 15 sec CNBC NEWS poll......GUESS WHAT HIS GRADE WILL BE.... A-F? You will instantly get the results after taking the poll! How is that Hope and Change working out for ya ....eh? LOL

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-6116297-503544.html?tag

P.S. Dont forget to read the comments from a cross section of the population below the survey!

At least Obama was elected we ended up with a one eyed tosser from Scotland who nobody even voted for who raped and pilaged the pension funds, sold off most of our gold reserves(then bought it back at twice the price) savaged most of our manufacturing capabilities via tax,national insurance rises and masses of red tape .He has a face a DOG wouldn"t lick and his face is only just good enough for ratting.Our only hope is that he takes his sorry arse back North of the wall when his party is booted out in a few weeks time. So in a nutshell any change will have hope on this side of the pond.....eh....LOL

[Peter Hansen]

At least Obama was elected we ended up with a one eyed tosser from Scotland who nobody even voted for who raped and pilaged the pension funds, sold off most of our gold reserves(then bought it back at twice the price) savaged most of our manufacturing capabilities via tax,national insurance rises and masses of red tape .He has a face a DOG wouldn"t lick and his face is only just good enough for ratting.Our only hope is that he takes his sorry arse back North of the wall when his party is booted out in a few weeks time. So in a nutshell any change will have hope on this side of the pond.....eh....LOL

Micro that "one eyed tosser" seems to have a face only a mother could love on payday........I wonder what his performance report card would be ? LOL

[IIC]

mine's 21.9... I also qualified for the Boston Marathon this year for the first time. Congratulate me!

Way 2 go...I was injured during the recent L.A. Marathon....I smashed my knee on the coffee table when I got up to get another beer at the 13 mile mark

[Peter Hansen]

IIC Could Have been worse!

Way 2 go...I was injured during the recent L.A. Marathon....I smashed my knee on the coffee table when I got up to get another beer at the 13 mile mark

IIC you could have fallen off the table at your local massage emporium .....and perhaps smashed something which is far more important LOL!

[microchips]

Hi pete

Micro that "one eyed tosser" seems to have a face only a mother could love on payday........I wonder what his performance report card would be ? LOL

Should have tried harder!! particularly in maths,geography,english,economics,history etc etc etc......if you see what i mean!!!!

[dmk112]

There go our tax $

[Peter Hansen]

Micro I understand

Should have tried harder!! particularly in maths,geography,english,economics,history etc etc etc......if you see what i mean!!!!

Don't worry you are not alone , in the US we are patiently waiting to get rammed with taxes that will bankrupt us all!

[microchips]

Hi dmk

There go our tax $

That really isnt Obarma throwing the green away it is you unfortunate lads paying for your gas at your local petrol station in 5yrs time!! petrol here has today gone up to £1.20 PER LITRE if u say roughly 5lts per gallon that is £6 a gallon. £1 =$1.5 can you imagine having to pay that? over the pond we have a lot of small cars ie:1-2ltr i think you lads have a lot larger engine sizes and a lot more of them.And guess where all the extra taxes go? to all the scum who hav'nt done a days work in their lives plus all the illegals who nobody feels sorry for....just thought i would cheer you up.On a lighter note............ What do Tiger Woods,Ashley Cole,John Terry,Vernon Kay and Mark Owen have in common?..wives who obviously need to make more of an effort!!!!

[Karel]

Perhaps it is time to get off the rants, foulmouthed or otherwise, and try to post some fun stuff? After all, that is more or less the reason why this thread exists. See the thread start.

Regards,

Karel

[Peter Hansen]

Karel i agree : We need more fun stuff !

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !


P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

[Karel]

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY...

Oh well, I asked for it, I guess.

Regards,

Karel

[Peter Hansen]

Karel Aha

Karel I can just picture ya on "Walk Naked Day"......there you are sitting buck naked , spread eagled on a lazyboy lounge chair, praying for Global Warming, guzzling a keg of Carlsberg Elephant Beer, in front of your house while a bevy of young Danish ladies parades past you in the buff.......Hee Haw LOL!

[Karel]

Since I am not Danish but Dutch, and about half our country is less than 3 feet over sea level, praying for GW sounds like a braindead exercise.

And why all the excitement about me in the nude? Or better still, don't explain.

And the ladies need not all be young

Regards,

Karel