Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Peter Hansen]

Warning visa fraud!!

Karel I am doing the scopes research for ya LOL! Be cool and have a beautiful weekend! Apparently the scam is going on AGAIN! Too bad these scam bastards couldn't find some real work .......like a GREEN JOB with ACORN LOL! http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/creditcard.asp

[Peter Hansen]

Don't Forget To Say, "I LOVE YOU!"

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore."

No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute."

Sometimes, what we care about the most
gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you."

So while we have it, it's best we love it,
care for it, fix it when it's broken and
heal it when it's sick.

This is true for boyfriend or girlfriend,your
old cars, and children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, family and aging parents and grandparents.
We keep them because they are worth it .....
because we are worth it.

Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away

or a sister-in-law after divorce.


There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what.
Life is important. We only have one.

We only have one mom, one dad,
one unique brother or sister or friend..

I received this from someone who thought I was a 'keeper'!

Then I sent it to the people I think of in the same way.

Now it's your turn to send this to all those people who are "keepers" in your life, if you feel that way.


Suppose one morning you never wake up.
Do all your friends know you love them?

I was thinking....I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling, or three words needing to be said.

Let every one of your friends and family know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do.


I LOVE YA !
J

Live today to the fullest,
because tomorrow is not promised.

[Peter Hansen]

Which Man Has The Obama Medical Plan ?

A wealthy hospital benefactor was

> being shown around the

> hospital.

>

> During her tour she passed a

> room where a male patient was

> masturbating furiously.

>

> 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's

> disgraceful! Why is he

>

> doing that?' The doctor

> who was leading the tour calmly

>

> explained,

> 'I'm very sorry that

> you were exposed to that, but

>

> this man has a serious condition where his

> testicles rapidly fill with

> semen, and if he

> doesn't

> do that at least five times a

> day, he'll be in extreme pain

> and his testicles could easily

> rupture.

>

>

> Oh, well in that case, I guess

> it's okay, said the woman.

>

> As they passed by the very

> next room, they saw a male

patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on

> him.

>

> Again, the woman

> screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be

> justified?

>

> Again the doctor spoke very

> calmly:

>

>

> "Same illness, better

> insurance".

[Peter Hansen]

Bumper Stickers!

Honk if you`ve never seen an uzi fired out the back of a car window.

No fat chicks...........I just got new tyres

P.E.T.A.- People. Eating Tasty Animals

[Peter Hansen]

The Will To WIN!

It will be worth a few minutes of your time to view the following short video. LTG Hal Moore is one of the 100 Top Generals of all time .....he has the WILL to WIN, unfortunately in the current administration that seems to have been lost!
Enjoy!

http://www.atenderwarrior.com/

[Peter Hansen]

Bad virus

I was sent this e-mail , supposedly it was checked on snopes......but who knows. Anyone hear of this. I would only hope these Bastards that created this viruus would devote their time to constructive endeavors.....and not BS like this !

Hi All,

I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up
for this virus!
I checked Snopes, and it is for real. Get this E-mail
message sent around to your contacts ASAP.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND
CONTACTS!

You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open
any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD FROM
HALLMARK,'regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A
POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer.

This virus will be received from someone who has your
e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to
send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this
message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.

If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,' even though sent
to you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately.
This is the worst virus announced by CNN.

It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive
virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no
repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero
Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.

COPY THIS E-MAIL, AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS.
REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US

[Karel]

I was sent this e-mail , supposedly it was checked on snopes......but who knows. Anyone hear of this. I would only hope these Bastards that created this viruus would devote their time to constructive endeavors.....and not BS like this !

Hi All,

I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up
for this virus!
I checked Snopes, and it is for real. Get this E-mail
message sent around to your contacts ASAP.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND
CONTACTS!
...

Errm, no. One give-away: Norton would have given the virus a name. Suppressing the name, as the author of the email does, isn't really helpful.

Viruses killing hard disks are so 1990! Today's viruses try to steal (part of) the computing power and Internet connection of your system to participate in a botnet. That's much more profitabe for the bastards.

And this message is just a hoax.

Before anyone who receives such a message (including Pete) would even dream of passing uit on, just Google (or Yahoo! or Bing) for a relevant fragment of the message. When you see HOAX popping up all over the place, you know the person who sent it is more gullible than you yourself. Relax, congratulate yourself and take a beer.

Regards,

Karel

[Odysseus]

Yeah I tried looking the virus up but didn't find it. Though I will admit I didn't get past searching CNN and Google's first page.

I do have to say however to beware stock and forex software bundles. I downloaded a Metatrader for forex that was buggy not realizing at first until after I used it then scanned it. If anything at least Peter's message is a good reminder to keep vigalante of what you download

[Peter Hansen]

Karel Thanx

Errm, no. One give-away: Norton would have given the virus a name. Suppressing the name, as the author of the email does, isn't really helpful.

Viruses killing hard disks are so 1990! Today's viruses try to steal (part of) the computing power and Internet connection of your system to participate in a botnet. That's much more profitabe for the bastards.

And this message is just a hoax.

Before anyone who receives such a message (including Pete) would even dream of passing uit on, just Google (or Yahoo! or Bing) for a relevant fragment of the message. When you see HOAX popping up all over the place, you know the person who sent it is more gullible than you yourself. Relax, congratulate yourself and take a beer.

Regards,

Karel

Once again thanx ...I did not check it out , but with all the viruses going around one cannot be too careful!

[Peter Hansen]

This BUD is NOT for You!

Is the following really true .....who knows?, but it does make ya feel good!

The Budweiser Story























How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those




who died on the 11th of September,
2001...







Thought you might like to know what happened




in a little town north of Bakersfield , California



















On September 11th,







A Budweiser employee was making a delivery




to a convenience store in a California town




named McFarland.







He knew of the tragedy that had occurred




in New York when he entered the business




to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval




and support of this treacherous attack.







The Budweiser employee went to his truck,




called his boss and told him




of the very upsetting event!







He didn't feel he could be in that store with those




horrible people. His boss asked him,




'Do you think you could go in there long enough




to pull every Budweiser product and item




our beverage company sells there?







We'll never deliver to them again.'




The employee walked in,




proceeded to pull every single product his




beverage company provided and left




with an incredible grin on his face.







He told them never to bother to call for




a delivery again.







Budweiser happens to be the beer of choice




for that community.







Just letting you know how Kern County




handled this situation. And Now







The Rest Of The Story:







It seems that the Bud driver and the Pepsi man




are neighbors. Bud called Pepsi and told him.




Pepsi called his boss who told him to




pull all Pepsi products as well!!!




That would include Frito Lay, etc.







Furthermore, word spread and




all vendors followed suit! At last report, on June 26, 2009,

Fareed Katib closed the store and filed bankruptcy!








Good old American




Passive-Aggressive A$$ Whoopin!







Pass this along, America needs to know




that we're all working together!







If you can read this.




Thank a teacher...







If you are reading it in English....




THANK A SOLDIER!!!
























































HAVE A NICE DAY

[Peter Hansen]

"They Walk Among Us"

IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two...'
We haven't used Sears repair since.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'You gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we cannot do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change..

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.


IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman, KS.


IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Kansas City


IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham, Ala.


IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS


IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.


IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'Its open!' His reply, 'I know.
I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

When I left Hawaii and was transferred to FL I still had the Hawaiian plates on my car, as my car was shipped from Hawaii. I was parking somewhere (I can't remember) and a guy asked me "Wow, you drove from Hawaii to here?" I looked at him and quickly said "Yep. I took the Hawaii/San Francisco Bridge". He nodded his head and said "Cool!"

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us... and they VOTE and they REPRODUCE.............

[Peter Hansen]

Troop Morale Low!

I think the Troops in Afghanistan and Iraq are begining to see what BS these 2 wars are! Here are some quotes form THE DRUDGE REPORT 10/08/09. These are from the soldiers:
'We're lost, that's how I feel. I'm not exactly sure why we're here'...
'There's no tangible reward for the sacrifice'...
'The whole country is going to s***'...
Tired, strained, confused and just want to get through..

Hey, when you have to read Prisoners their Miranda rights , and you cant chase the 5th century throw backs into a Mosque loaded with IEDs and terrorists ......ya have to ask yourself .......SERIOUSLY WTF are we doing there? I would not send my son into that "meat Grinder" and I am sure that the 535 degenerates and thieves in Washington would not either !
My solution would be to send the Acorn Workers there .....that would probably be the first honest day's work in their lives! Defintely the place for community organizers! LOL

[Peter Hansen]

Patriotism Is Alive And Well!

Bumper stickers seen on Marine Corps Bases



"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything. "

" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"

" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"

"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? .... A little Recoil"

"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"*

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

[Peter Hansen]

Blue Angels "FULL THROTTLE"

Have ya ever taken a flight in a high powered Navy jet? ....well this reporter has and blacked out 3 times ......be sure to click on each scene to see the highlights.......WOW COOL!

http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/ajc/swf/blueangels/blueangels.swf

[Peter Hansen]

Gezzzzz...Buy A Hat! LOL

Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.
> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so,
> Seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
> Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said
> To his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
> Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
> Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom,
> Undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely
> Naked except for the boots.
> Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,
> 'Notice anything different NOW?'
> Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's
> Different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down
> Yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
> Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S
> HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
> 'Nope,' she replied.
> 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY
> NEW BOOTS!!!!
> Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,
> 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'