Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[riverbabe]

River.
......Never did get to see what Ski"s bet was for you!!

heh. Neither did I.

[microchips]

heh. Neither did I.

He"s probably forgot what with all the excitement going on and that!! and i"ve been let off the naughty step for now.

[riverbabe]

He"s probably forgot what with all the excitement going on and that!! and i"ve been let off the naughty step for now.

Congrats to our newest angel!

[Peter Hansen]

Anti Rape Device

This new device could be a Block Buster ....what company will make this ?
I wonder how many men got caught? Lucky for Al Gore the masseuse he allegedly assaulted ws not wearing one ! That old Gas Bag supposedly left quite a carbon foot print on the lady's Black Slax!

This does look scary !

http://www.themoneytimes.com/featured/20100625/doctor-designs-antirape-condom-rapeaxe-id-10118621.html

[microchips]

This new device could be a Block Buster ....what company will make this ?
I wonder how many men got caught? Lucky for Al Gore the masseuse he allegedly assaulted ws not wearing one ! That old Gas Bag supposedly left quite a carbon foot print on the lady's Black Slax!

This does look scary !


http://www.themoneytimes.com/feature...-10118621.html

Pete.
......Brings tears to the eyes just thinking about it!! What if the lady went on the beer and lost all her inhabitions and decided to have a quick knee trembler down the back alley and forgot to remove the bugger,try explaining that one to the girlfriend or wife.

[Peter Hansen]

Micro

Pete.
......Brings tears to the eyes just thinking about it!! What if the lady went on the beer and lost all her inhabitions and decided to have a quick knee trembler down the back alley and forgot to remove the bugger,try explaining that one to the girlfriend or wife.

Micro yes indeed funny. Remember the old adage , "if ya build a better "mousetrap" people will beat a path to your door" . Apparently this female Dr built a Rat, Or Rapist trap that will have most men running for the hills LOL!

[Peter Hansen]

Cool bumper stickers:

Some of these bumper stickers may be rude .......BUT TRUE. As Mr Market would say ......Which ones do you like best? LOL!
MICRO I know your thinking!

1. Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition

2. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

3. A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain

4. DRIVE LIKE HELL.. YOU'LL GET THERE

5 Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter

6.I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar

7. Keep honking, I'm reloading

8. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one

9. Better a puff job, than no job!"

10. My Otha Ride is YO MOMMA

11. My son is inmate of the month

12. I wish I was Barbie...That BITCH has everything

13. No fat chicks...........I just got new tires

14. Honk if you`ve never seen an uzi fired out the back of a car window

[Peter Hansen]

Time For Some Inspiration

If ya ever watched a High School football game you will like this ......if ya ever played High School football ......you will LOVE this. This 6 minute video clip is definitely worth your time .......ENJOY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vB59PkB0eQ

[Peter Hansen]

McChrystal & Obama .... GREAT!

Er ...General McChrystal ....could ya save a place in line for me LOL!

Best quote of 2009....


The General is a quick thinker..
President Obama was having that one, lone brief conversation this year with General McChrystal about Afghanistan .
Things were obviously not going the way the General had hoped. Obama could sense this, and told him, "I bet when I die, you'll pee on my grave."
To which General McChrystal answers, "No sir, I've always said that when I get out of the Army, I'll never again wait in another long line."

[Peter Hansen]

Time For A Few Laughs!

pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."



When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart

Q. What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A. When Hillary is out of town

Q. What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?
A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concer

Q. What do tornadoes and graduates from the university of Oklahoma have in common?
A. They both end up in trailer parks

Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona:
Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les No More

[riverbabe]

Q. What do tornadoes and graduates from the university of Oklahoma have in common?
A. They both end up in trailer parks

Now wait just a minute! I don't live in no trailer park! (Your SOONER-MS friend River)

Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona:
Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les No More

Been there, saw that. And there are a bunch more good ones like that!

[Peter Hansen]

River An Apology!

Been there, saw that. And there are a bunch more good ones like that!

River obviously an intellgent , beautiful woman as yourself does not fall into the trailer trash category LOL.......Have a beautiful 4th Peter!

[microchips]

"Doth ya cap n tug ya forelock"

[QUOTE=Peter Hansen;105974]River obviously an intellgent , beautiful woman as yourself does not fall into the trailer trash category LOL.......Have a
beautiful 4th Peter![/QUO

Peter,
.......Looks like you"ll be joining me for that barrel fitting ,the question is how big do YA want the knot-hole??..

[Peter Hansen]

Micro My Good Man

[QUOTE=microchips;105975]

River obviously an intellgent , beautiful woman as yourself does not fall into the trailer trash category LOL.......Have a
beautiful 4th Peter![/QUO

Peter,
.......Looks like you"ll be joining me for that barrel fitting ,the question is how big do YA want the knot-hole??..

Micro in High School I was referred to as "Pete The Horse" and they were not referring to the hairs on the back of my neck LOL !

[billyjoe]

I want one.

http://www.flixxy.com/high-tech-car-door.htm

--------billy